you don't love him, hoping that he'll believe you and give up. Also, you've
just signed his death sentence, and that's a factor too, however small it
may seem to you.
BETSY
I thought it was to lessen his pain.
WILLIAM
What, to kill him?
BETSY
No, to tell him I don't love him.
WILLIAM
No. First of all, this will only increase his pain, if anything. Second
of all, in love, when a sacrifice is being made, people think only of
themselves. It's a kind of self-preserving selfishness. Know what I mean?
Suffering for both yourself and your lover is more than any human heart
could take. So, once again, with feeling.
BETSY
I.... What?
WILLIAM
Have another go at it. I'm listening.
Betsy looks at him in astonishment. He makes a face. She looks at the
page again, collects her nerve, takes a deep breath.
BETSY
I am a princess, sir. A heart of ice
Beats in my chest. I cannot love as freely
As common people do. The sacred duty
Of monarchs is to be equally suave
Towards everyone.
At the last line, enter Lionel, picking up the thread quickly.
LIONEL
Even your former lover!
BETSY
(startled, continues)
That, sir, is one big subject we shall not
Discuss at length; since you're a man of sense
And delicate, and tactful, and devoted,
You'll never be so crude as to remind me
Of childish pranks in which, children of nature,
We used so indiscreetly to indulge.
LIONEL
(hotly)
A year has not elapsed since in my arms
I held you last.
BETSY
My Lord, be kind to me.
LIONEL
Your hair against my cheek, your hand in mine,
Your name upon my lips.
BETSY
But will you listen
To reason, sir?
LIONEL
If reason be this coldness,
This artful fancy, this unGodly treason
Of everything I cherish in this world,
Then, by your leave, madam, I will not listen.
BETSY
I've signed your sentence, sir. Tomorrow morning
You'll die. Your Cleopatra is no longer
A helpless child. No morbid protestations
Will help your lot.
LIONEL
Are we holding an audition here?
WILLIAM
(who was quite taken in, and is now startled back into reality)
Oh. I'm sorry. What an interesting piece, after all.
LIONEL
Yes. I ran across a copy once and couldn't tear myself away. A bit too
melodramatic, if you ask me, but quite captivating. Who wrote it, any idea?
WILLIAM
One of our company's actors, I would imagine.
Lionel laughs. Betsy is eager to know William's opinion and is quite
annoyed by Lionel's presence.
BETSY
(to Lionel)
Thank you for bearing me out, sir.
LIONEL
(smiling)
You're most welcome, my boy.
WILLIAM
What an idea, though! Not bad at all.
(walks over to Betsy, inspects her appearance critically)
Yes. I think this just might work. Except....
LIONEL
Er.... William, I believe?
WILLIAM
Yes.
LIONEL
Of Lord Chamberlain's Men?
WILLIAM
Yes.
LIONEL
Ah, good. You do know who I am, do you not?
WILLIAM
Well, yes, of course. Lionel Collins, the actor.
LIONEL
The best one in the whole city.
BETSY
(delightedly)
Oh! You are Lionel Collins! Oh, how wonderful! I thought it was you,
but I couldn't be sure. Oh, I saw you in Tamburlaine, you were magnificent!
LIONEL
Betsy, are you sick or something?
BETSY
Sir?
LIONEL
You're not doing this, Betsy. Whatever it is you're up to, it's just a
new whim of yours, as usual. I'm here to audition, and it is extremely
important for me to get accepted, and you're in the way. Please get out.
Girls don't act in plays. If you'd kindly excuse us....
WILLIAM
I beg your pardon.
LIONEL
Oh, yes. I am here to audition. Does this surprise you? It is so,
nevertheless.
BETSY
(to Lionel)
I'm not leaving until he says I should.
(indicates William)
WILLIAM
You wish to join our company.
LIONEL
That's correct.
BETSY
(finally realizes this)
Oh, but you must be mad, Lionel. Are you serious? You mean, you're
going to leave Mom's theatre and join these vagrants?
LIONEL
Well, you want to join them too, right?
BETSY
I'm only a beginner. One has to start somewhere.
LIONEL
(waves her off, to William)
Sir, I believe your company is the only one in town in which I would be
able fully to utilize my considerable skills. Permit me to join it. If you
don't have any openings for leads at the moment, fine, I'll take any role.
If not, I could work as a prompter.
WILLIAM
Well.... I'm afraid I'm not qualified to make such decisions....
LIONEL
Oh yes you are. And remember, my presence alone can draw a thousand
people into your theatre even on the coldest of all afternoons. Am I hired?
WILLIAM
But, sir, you are speaking to the wrong person, I assure you. I'm just
a poor second-rate actor. You must speak to the manager, really.
LIONEL
I'm sure you could handle the manager for me if you wished to do so.
You have more leverage around this place than you let on, and don't ask me
how I know this, I just do. I press my question. Am I hired?
WILLIAM
I....
Enter the Man In Black rapidly. He scans the room, draws his sword,
goes to the door stage-right, pushing William rudely out of the way with one
hand. He kicks the door, looks in, comes back, grabs William by the throat.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Where is he? Huh? Where's that abominable, despicable rat, that vile,
treacherous friend of yours? Answer me, you vermin!
WILLIAM
(struggling to get free)
What friend? What are you talking.... about....
THE MAN IN BLACK
Your poetic friend. Master Christopher. Where is he? Huh?
WILLIAM
I don't know!
THE MAN IN BLACK
Oh, you don't know, huh!
He shoves William on the floor.
LIONEL
Excuse me, sir....
THE MAN IN BLACK
(to William)
I give you exactly one second to make up your filthy mind as to whether
you want to....
LIONEL
(impressively)
Excuse me, sir!
The Man In Black dashes for him with the intention to punch but stops
abruptly, seeing that there is a pistol in Lionel's hand.
BETSY
(to the Man In Black)
Do be sensible, sir. Believe me, he won't think twice about shooting
you, he's very cruel and insensitive and has no conscience whatever. All he
wants is attention, and you'd better give him some. I'm speaking from
experience.
LIONEL
(to the Man In Black)
Do please remove your mask, sir. It's impolite, walking around in a
mask, thinking that the whole world is but a mask ball. Away with it.
The Man In Black stares at Lionel. He is outraged and stomps his foot
impatiently.
BETSY
Oh, please, sir, do as he asks. It won't kill you if you take that mask
off, You can always put it back on afterwards.
The Man In Black removes the mask.
LIONEL
Well well well, what do you know! Young Warwick, in person. How's your
dear old uncle, is he all right? You weren't brought up properly, Warwick.
Do you forget the old English saying that a man's home is his castle?
THE MAN IN BLACK
You'll hang for this, Master Lionel, or whatever your proper name's
supposed to be. I don't care who you really are. It is not entirely clear
yet what part you played in the Warwick plot. But marginal evidence is
easily procured against anyone these days. I mean, anyone. Is that clear,
Lionel?
LIONEL
Mister Collins, if you don't mind. Anyway, I will not hang for this, as
you put it, simply because in order to hang me, you'd have to explain to a
lot of people how and why you - a member o the Secret Service, special
training and all - were put off your course by a vagabond actor who, however
brilliant, handsome, resourceful, and witty - for I am all of those things -
is nevertheless merely an actor. Let me emphasize this. Merely an actor.
(smiles radiantly)
As to some plot or other, that's pure libel, for which you can be sued.
Now, we have some business still to transact, William and I. You interrupted
us. Please leave now, and make sure I don't find you waiting up for me
around the corner with your dagger drawn; you might not like what happens to
you if I do.
A pause.
BETSY
Do as he says, sir. You can't imagine how vicious and treacherous this
man can be. If you had to go through everything I go through because of him,
you'd know better than contradict him, believe me. The man is a perfect
monster.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Now, look. All I need to know is where Christopher is. I swear no harm
will come to anyone here if you could just tell me where to find him.
LIONEL
Well, William did tell you just then that he doesn't know, did he not?
THE MAN IN BLACK
William's lying.
LIONEL
That, sir, is your own fault. You forced him with your rudeness and
your threats. Instead of merely not telling you, he had to lie.
Enter the Woman In Black.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Robert.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Er....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
What are you doing here?
THE MAN IN BLACK
Looking for Chris.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Go to the palace immediately. Lord Chamberlain wants to see you.
There's news from Walter.
THE MAN IN BLACK
I....
LIONEL
(lowering his pistol)
Don't you have any manners, you brainless sack of shit? The lady wants
you to leave.
THE MAN IN BLACK
(to the Woman In Black)
Madam....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(coldly, with near-fury)
Robert, please just do as you're told.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Very well.
He bows to her; casts a threatening glance at Lionel; gets an
exaggeratedly threatening glance back; and exits quickly stage-left.
The Woman In Black smiles at Lionel. They exchange a rapid humorous
glance. Lionel smiles back, his eyes sparkling.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(to Lionel)
I apologize for Robert's behavior, Master William. By the way, you do
resemble someone.... Oh, of course - Lionel Collins, the player, the lover
of the Duchess of Mulberry, and Warwick's confidant....
LIONEL
(suppressing a laugh)
As a matter of fact, Madam, I am Lionel Collins. As to the other things
you've mentioned....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(suppressing a giggle)
You are?
(looks at the other two)
LIONEL
....I'm here particularly because I'm trying to severe certain links
and disassociate myself altogether from certain ugly events which seem to
have stained my reputation somewhat.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Oh.
(to William, smiling)
You are, then....
LIONEL
(interrupting cheerfully)
I see that I've been libeled; however, I've never been involved in any
plots, nor have I ever been Lord Warwick's confidant; the best proof of
which is the fact that I'm here, auditioning for Master William with an eye
to joining his company. I covet no riches. I'm only a humble player who is
happy in his trade and wishes nothing more than to be allowed to practice
it.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Master William?
WILLIAM
That is my name, Madam.
A pause.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(looking at Betsy)
And?
BETSY
I'm....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
How very curious. How's Mom, all right? I do so hope she's well.
Anyway, Mr. Collins, you're rather a clever person, I admit. Now, Master
William, you are an author, I believe?
WILLIAM
I?
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Yes, you. Personally.
WILLIAM
Er, yes, sort of.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Some of your poetry is quite beautiful, if a bit simplistic. However,
you also write plays. There's one I remember in particular; the one about a
certain member of the York branch in which your political views were set
forth, especially in regard to the pretenders. You don't seem to sympathize
with the Yorks, then?
WILLIAM
Madam, I....
(shakes his head)
I'm merely an artist.... I'm not allowed to take sides.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Oh, Master William!
WILLIAM
(frowning)
I.... That man who was here.... Chris. He's after Chris.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
You have no beliefs, then? No convictions whatsoever?
WILLIAM
Er.... Well, not exactly. I believe....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Yes?
WILLIAM
I believe in God.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
And?
WILLIAM
(resolutely)
I believe that no true believer must ever take sides. Madam, Chris
is....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(skeptically)
Where does it say so?
WILLIAM
(decided)
Madam, one can either love one's neighbor or participate in plots. One
cannot do both. I think.... that, while struggling to right herself
politically....
(looks down at the table, picks up a sheet absently)
....England has been ignoring matters of far greater importance than
one's right to own; sacrificing far grander concepts than one's right to
gain. We are a peaceful race torn apart by hatred; a nation so deeply
immersed in hypocrisy that we can no longer face ourselves in a
looking-glass. Now, that's not what Our Lord's own Son came down to die for.
We have long forgotten what love is. I....
The Woman In Black sits slowly, watching William. Lionel is smiling
sheepishly, looking sideways. Betsy is wide-eyed.
No one dares to love any longer, for love and fear, love and hypocrisy,
love and mistrust do not.... er.... mix easily. Our women no longer abandon
themselves utterly to their husbands; and the husbands have become unworthy
of their wives' love. We have a frigid bitch on the throne....
Lionel turns away and rolls his eyes. Betsy closes her eyes and expects
to die. The Woman In Black raises her head haughtily.
....who separates lovers, who sets father against son and brother
against brother only to satisfy her malicious humor.... And yet, I pity
her.... She has never experienced true love. No woman is born frigid. They
become so when they refuse to trust their lovers. I.... had a mistress
once.... I was seventeen. She was a beautiful creature, but she counted
heavily on my seemingly imminent rise in the world of trade. Even in her
happiest moments, at night, with her eyes closed, her mouth open, her hips
thrashing, she kept thinking of the five or so shops I was going to manage
soon in my father's name. When it finally dawned on her that I had other
ideas regarding my career, she left. Reluctantly, painfully - but she left
me after making love to me one last time - and that night was absolutely the
worst in my admittedly limited experience.
LIONEL
A little personal touch.
Suddenly, William frowns as if remembering something. The three are
watching him. He turns and walks over to the basin. He grabs the pick and
starts working it again. General consternation.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Er.... Excuse me?
LIONEL
He's slightly off his rocker. Most authors are rather eccentric.
BETSY
(sincerely)
Poor guy.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Master William!
Suddenly, William drops the pick and crosses over to the Woman In Black
as if struck by a brilliant new idea. She is tempted to back away from him,
chair and all. Preoccupied, he is all urgency.
WILLIAM
You know, a friend of mine is in trouble. He made a single error when
he was very, very young. They want to kill him now. This must be prevented
somehow. He is said to have taken part in some plot or other. That's
nonsense. I know for a fact that he's been writing a new play these past
four months. I've read bits of it, it's a grand little thing. It's
physically impossible to write like that and take part in conspiracies at
the same time.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Why are you telling me all this?
WILLIAM
Besides, he's really quite harmless. He's a ham, a poseur, a natural.
He loves theatrics, he's fond of practical jokes, he makes it his business
to be thought of as big and bad and mean. But.... I've known him for a
couple of years now.... He's a coward. We are taught to disdain cowards. We
adore tyrants, we glorify murderers, we find ways to justify the thief and
the rapist. Cowards we shun. Until we suddenly find out that most people,
including ourselves, are cowards. That's when we begin to hate them. But....
Cowards are gentler and sweeter than the brave man, who tends to be cruel
and heartless. Cowards are more thoughtful that heroes who are customarily
bone-headed. Chris is a coward. Only a person who has known fear can
describe it. Please, he must be spared.
A pause. The Woman In Black rises. She is an inch taller than William.
She looks him in the face.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Young man, I forgive you your rashness and your meddling in affairs
that do not at all concern you. There are things still beyond your
perception. But you must be very careful in the future.
William and the Woman In Black glare at each other.
Quietly, stealthily, Lionel gets hold of Betsy's hand and pulls her
towards the exit. Betsy, fascinated by the confrontation, is at first
annoyed, then surprised. At last, confusion. Half-heartedly, she lets Lionel
lead her away. They exit quietly.
WILLIAM
Why should I? So that, sooner or later, I could become the Queen's
lover, as Chris once was; and then be sacrificed to one cause or another, as
he is about to be sacrificed?
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(haughtily and gravely)
He was never the Queen's lover.
WILLIAM
No, of course not. The Queen has no sense of humor.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
What's that supposed to mean?
WILLIAM
She does not see how denying the obvious can be comical.
The Woman In Black rises. They stand facing each other.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
You know, Master William, those words alone are enough to have you
broken on the wheel.
William is visibly shaken. He steps back, looks away.
WILLIAM
I didn't mean to insult Her Majesty.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
One must always remember his place.
WILLIAM
Yes.
The Woman In Black hesitates. Now that he is subdued, he is far less
interesting than when he was insolent. Suddenly, she smiles.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
We'll let it slide. Deep down in your heart, you're as loyal as anyone,
I'm sure. A certain work of yours which has been brought to our attention
shows that you're devoted to the Queen. Would you like an opportunity to
prove your loyalty to her?
WILLIAM
Er.... I'm.... Do I have to prove it? I mean....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
So that there's no doubt. There is a special group, you see, a
fraternity almost, which encompasses all stations of life; they are
everywhere; each of them knows the Queen personally and serves her to the
best of his abilities. Each is then rewarded according to his merits. You're
welcome to join them, Master William, whenever you like.
A pause.
WILLIAM
Strange.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
What is?
WILLIAM
There are all kinds of trades out there; yet it never occurs to anyone
to ask a carpenter to do anything other than carpeting; the farmer runs his
farm; the horse breeder breeds horses; the general leads armies into battle.
Only the artist is always asked to do things he is not naturally qualified
for. Why? Because our work is lighter? No. It's oftentimes harder than most.
Because they need us less than a good horse? No. People would rather be
entertained than galloped over. Only today, I've already been asked to
become a clerk, a farmer, and a manager in quick succession. Now I'm being
asked to try my hand at spying.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Spying! Who's talking of spying?
WILLIAM
Man is a weak creature, Madam. Press me a little, and I'll be anything
you like. You wish me to become a spy? I will. A farmer? Gladly. Anything.
But will I be the same man when I quit writing?
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Why should you quit writing?
WILLIAM
Because the two are incompatible, as Chris has demonstrated. So, it all
depends on what the Queen really wants. Does she want poets to love her and
to write her sonnets; or does she want snakes to bite people for her and to
loathe her for it? Talent or servitude? Theatres or prisons?
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Master William!
WILLIAM
Does she want artists to kiss her hand, or hypocrites to lick her
boots? I'd probably make a fine bootlicker - I'm not as bad an actor as they
say, after all. Well? Should I get down on all fours and lick it?
He gets down and puts out his tongue. He crawls towards her. She steps
back. He looks inquiringly up at her. She extends her hand and turns away.
He rises, bends, and takes her hand. He kisses it and holds it in his own
for a moment. She turns and looks at him. They look each other in the eye,
William still bent over her hand. He straightens, still holding her hand.
She inches closer to him and half-closes her eyes. She turns her face up to
his.
Please spare Chris, Your Majesty.
She opens her eyes. She withdraws her hand and steps back. Again, they
face each other. This time, William's gaze is cold and steady. The Woman In
Black turns slowly around and exits stage-left.
William stands motionless for a while. Presently, he turns and walks to
the basin. He snatches the ice pick and delivers a splendid blow. He throws
the pick down, reaches into the basin, and extracts the handkerchief.
Triumphantly, he shows it to the audience.
At last!
Curtain.
ACT TWO
Scene One. Outside the Blackfriars.
Enter the Woman In Black, followed by De Maisse and the Man In black.
The Woman In Black is furious. She stops, leans on the Man In Block, and
inspects disgustedly the sole of her left shoe.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
This is an outrage. We ought to pass a law against this sort of thing.
Stupid people, why don't they ever clean up after their ugly dogs!
DE MAISSE
A very good idea, Your Majesty.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(lets go of the Man In Black's shoulder)
I'm very sorry, Monsieur De Maisse. We're not making a good impression
on you, I'm afraid.
DE MAISSE
My diplomatic mission here, Madam, does not include gathering
impressions.
She smiles at his perfect composure and indicates the backdrop with a
nod.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
This is the Blackfriars, our best theatre. Looks a bit shabby. London
is a very filthy, run-down city, wouldn't you say? To think that we could
have all those loafers who have so much free time on their hands put to work
cleaning the place up instead of engaging in hopeless conspiracies!
THE MAN IN BLACK
(smiling ominously)
Madam, please. Our friend here is not really interested in our domestic
squabbles.
DE MAISSE
Oh, don't mind me, I beg you. I'm quite used to the general atmosphere
of this backwoods country by now.
A pause. The Man In Black turns slowly and looks De Maisse in the eye.
THE MAN IN BLACK
What do you mean, exactly?
DE MAISSE
Please, sir, do not speak directly into my face.
THE MAN IN BLACK
(taunting him)
Oh? And why not, may I ask?
DE MAISSE
Your breath, sir, stinks most abominably. You should rinse your mouth
with salt water once in a while.
THE MAN IN BLACK
(furious)
Don't tell me what to do, you French faggot!
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Robert, please. I'm sorry, De Maisse, he....
THE MAN IN BLACK
(incensed)
I will not have foreigners fling insults at me. I've had one hell of a
week, I'm tired, and this frog-eater here has the nerve to criticize me! If
he doesn't like the way my breath smells, maybe he should smell his own ass
once in a while....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Robert!
The Man In Black falls silent. De Maisse raises his eyebrows in genteel
surprise.
Now, they have.... De Maisse! Are you listening?
DE MAISSE
Yes, Madam.
Turns his head to her politely.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
They have a performance here tonight, so why don't we....
THE MAN IN BLACK
(on an impulse)
Why don't I just run him through, then.
He draws his sword. De Maisse steps back calmly and draws his.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Gentlemen.
DE MAISSE
Be at your ease, Madame, this shall not take long. C'est bien,
Monsieur.
(throws himself on guard)
Vive la France!
They cross swords.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Robert, I'll pardon old Warwick and exile you if you don't stop at
once. De Maisse, I'll find out from Henri your king who your current lover
is and have him killed.
They touch their swords a few more times reluctantly, think better of
it, and stop. The Man In Black sheathes his sword disgustedly. De Maisse
tries the point of his sword with his finger pensively, hesitates, but
sheathes it all the same.
Enter Julian carrying a scroll.
Ah, hello there.
JULIAN
Your Majesty. Here's the bill of sale you requested.
The Woman In Black takes it from him, inspects it, passes it to the Man
In Black.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Robert, when you have the chance, give this to the person in whose
rooms you made such a hysterical scene today.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Er.... Madam.... I haven't had a chance to speak with him yet.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Why would you want to speak with him?
THE MAN IN BLACK
Well, we can't just give him everything without requesting some
services in return. With Chris gone, and until we find someone suitable, we
might as well use his friend in the interim.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
I don't think that such a good idea. He' not competent enough in these
matters. I believe he'll be far more useful to us as merely a theatre
manager and a writer of plays.
(to Julian)
My good man, you are, I believe, a servant of some sort in the duchess
of Mulberry's House, in a way?
JULIAN
I do have the honor of....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
The theatre seems to have been occupying most of your time lately.
JULIAN
That is correct, Your Majesty.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
But you are not a city person?
JULIAN
No, Your Majesty. I am a farmer.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
I appreciate your cooperation. The Duchess will be very angry with you,
I'm afraid.
JULIAN
Your Majesty promised me your protection.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
I never go back on my word. As of today, you no longer belong to the
Duchess. You will serve the throne directly. On Jolly Riggers Street, there
is a house with a slanting red roof. Do you know it?
Julian shudders and is reluctant to answer, seeing where this is
leading.
Well, do you?
JULIAN
I do, Your Majesty.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Go there now. You'll be given an advance and shown around. They will
supply your instructions sometime next week.
JULIAN
(quivering)
Your Majesty, that is not what I was hoping for.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Maybe not. It's what you're getting, nevertheless.
JULIAN
Oh, no. I couldn't.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
That's enough talking now. Go and do as you're told.
JULIAN
Please, Your Majesty, hear me out. I feel....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(a bit of temper showing)
I'm not going to be talked back by you, little man! Do you hear?
(calmly)
Nor am I particularly interested in your feelings.
JULIAN
(quivering)
Your Majesty, I'm much honored, but I must refuse.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(sweetly)
Would you rather be broken on the wheel?
The Man In Black grins. De Maisse is watching with great curiosity.
JULIAN
But.... Oh, please have pity on me, Your Majesty!...
He falls on his knees.
I have a wife and four kids. I'm a simple farmer.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
The more reason for you to join the Service. Believe me, it's not as
bad as it seems at first. The pay is good. Much better than the income of a
farmer. Up with you, and go away now.
Julian rises and exits stage-left.
Insolent little wretch. De Maisse, is this kind of thing tolerated in
France?
DE MAISSE
No, Your Majesty. People of low order are not allowed to speak to their
superiors unless they are specifically commanded to do so.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
A very wise rule. We will see whether we can implement it here. England
has always been too liberal. Ever since John signed the Magna Carta. I'll
see whether I can tear the damn thing up and throw the pieces in their faces
one of these days.
Enter Joanne.
JOANNE
Your Majesty!
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Good afternoon, Duchess. Robert, stop glaring at De Maisse. Go have a
drink. I'll see you at the theatre tonight.
THE MAN IN BLACK
Your Majesty....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Go, I said.
The Man In Black wavers; presently, throwing another threatening glance
at De Maisse, he turns on his heel and leaves.
Now, my dear De Maisse, let me introduce you. This is Lady Mulberry.
Duchess, De Maisse here is King Henri's embassador.
De Maisse bows and kisses Joanne's proffered hand gallantly.
JOANNE
Very pleased to meet you, Monsieur. Your Majesty, I just learned
something utterly devastating. The Blackfriars....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Yes, Robert bought it in my name from the owner. I intend to make a
gift of it to someone whose work I happen to admire. I'm sorry if this is
unpleasant, although I can't imagine why.
JOANNE
Your Majesty, I.... was rather.... fond of that particular theatre.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
You may go on being fond of it, there's no low against it as yet.
JOANNE
The present troupe of actors, I thought, was especially capable.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Most of them will be retained by the company, I believe.
JOANNE
The choice of plays....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Yes, that will have to change. Monsieur De Maisse here was astonished
when he familiarized himself with the repertoire. Weren't you, De Maisse?
DE MAISSE
(protesting)
Your Majesty....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
He was particularly puzzled by the fact that so many ancient, outdated
works are being put on which fail to attract anyone except people from out
of town.
JOANNE
But tonight....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Yes, tonight they're performing a new piece by a well-known idiot who
thinks he can imitate ancient Greeks. The new management will do away with
this kind of nonsense. It's a shame that the only good play produced by the
company over the past five years was Tambulaine The Great. Its author
happens to be a man of considerable talent, and I'm surprised, and so is
Monsieur De Maisse here, that the old management made no effort to solicit
more plays from him despite the fact that he is, I believe, a frequent guest
at the house of one of the company's principles.
A pause.
JOANNE
The.... author?
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
I believe he was, still is, perhaps, on intimate terms with the
daughter of the said principle.
Joanne is wide-eyed.
DE MAISSE
(recovering his composure)
How very amusing. You know, Your Majesty, it's the little things like
this that make this country appealing. Makes one feel as though he were a
character in a play. Ah, England!
JOANNE
Your Majesty, I beseech you.... You have the power to reverse this....
Please give the old management another chance.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
By the way, Duchess. A certain person dedicated a sonnet to you
recently. This person turned out to be a vile conspirator and they're
looking for him now in order to arrest him. Do you have any idea of his
whereabouts?
(turns to De Maisse)
Imagine, my dear De Maisse, the turpid creature wants to make this
venerable woman his mistress.
DE MAISSE
(looking skeptically at Joanne)
Well, Madame, he must be a very queer person.... Not that the lady
isn't quite admirable in certain respects. She is. But....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
(sternly)
She's married, De Maisse. I know that in France this wouldn't amount to
much, but here we are rather strict about marriage.
De Maisse smiles. The Woman In Black continues lightly.
The sonnet was, in fact, quite beautiful, which brings up the question
of its true authorship. The Duchess, not being an expert in these matters,
was quite taken in.
De Maisse laughs.
In fact, certain elements of its style makes one want to talk to the
new manager of the Blackfriars. The man is known to receive commissions for
sonnets occasionally which are subsequently passed by those who commission
them as their own. A vile practice, but the man has been hard up for money
all his life. Well, the company he now owns will set that right. Oh, look,
there's a rat.
Joanne panics and throws herself on De Maisse's neck.
JOANNE
Oh, sir! Please do something! I can't stand rats!
De Maisse is astonished.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Calm down, Duchess. I see it's running the other way. It's gone.
JOANNE
(releasing De Maisse)
Pardon me, sir. Rats will be my death one of these days. Your
Majesty....
THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Good afternoon, Duchess. Monsieur, let me show you the Bankside, it's
quite beautiful at this time of day.
The Woman In Black leads the way stage-right. De Maisse follows her. He
glances back at the Duchess, giggles. They are gone. Joanne, shaken,
crushed, stares in front of herself.
A pause.
Stage-right, enter Chris. He looks pensive. His head is tilted back,
his lips are moving slowly, mouthing inaudible words. He walks slowly across
the stage and passes Joanne without noticing her. She is still staring,
still transfixed. Half-way to the exit, Chris stops and bends, removing a
shoe. He squats and hits the shoe against the ground several times, trying
to extricate whatever it is that was bothering him just now. He straightens,
puts the shoe back on. He makes an uncertain gesture with his hand, passes
his palm over his forehead, walks on and exits stage-left.
A pause.
Stage-right, enter Lionel and Betsy.
BETSY
What's the rush?
LIONEL
We have to find Chris and warn him. Don't you understand? His life is
in danger.
BETSY
How?
Lionel waves her off impatiently. At this point, Joanne jerks herself
out of her coma and turns around.
JOANNE
Hey!
They look at her.
BETSY
Mother!
LIONEL
(resignedly)
Oh, no.
JOANNE
Lionel, I'm so sorry.
LIONEL
Why, what's the matter?... Er.... Did you see Chris?
JOANNE
Lionel, they've blackmailed Julian into selling out. But don't worry,
we'll buy another company. It may not be tomorrow, but in a month or two....
LIONEL
What was that?
JOANNE
There's a new owner now. They'll be producing a lot of trash, it seems.
But don't worry; I'll see to it that your reputation stays intact. You'll
have a new theatre soon.
BETSY
Mother, I'm sorry.
JOANNE
So am I, Betsy. The best theatre in town!
LIONEL
It's all right, Duchess, you need not worry on my account.
JOANNE
Oh, Lionel....
LIONEL
I can take care of myself. Incidentally, who is the new owner?
JOANNE
Oh, what difference does it make?... I can't remember. Lord
Chamberlain's Men, I think....
BETSY
Lord Chamberlain's!
LIONEL
(turns to Betsy, smiling faintly)
Fate.
BETSY
(with conviction)
Providence.
JOANNE
There's no question, of course, of your staying on with them. I'm going
to arrange everything.
LIONEL
No need, Duchess. As a matter of fact, I am staying on with them.
JOANNE
(stunned)
Lionel!
LIONEL
I must grow as an actor. Leads who stop growing soon fall out of
fashion.
JOANNE
Lionel, what are you talking about? You're not going to debase yourself
by participating in their stupid farces. Tell me you're joking.
LIONEL
We must find Chris. Duchess....
JOANNE
(moving towards him)
Ungrateful rat! This is your gratitude! After all I've done for you,
you just dump me like so much trash!
BETSY
I'd better run. She's going to make a scene.
LIONEL
Betsy, we must....
JOANNE
(thundering)
I'm going to strangle you with my own hands!
BETSY
Chris is perfectly capable of taking care of himself.
Joanne goes for Lionel's throat. He tries to shake her off. Betsy
shakes her head in cold amazement. Stage-left, enter Chris running,
frightened, looking over his shoulder. Betsy looks, sees, turns to Lionel,
who is holding Joanne by the wrists.
You wanted Chris. Here he is.
CHRIS
Betsy!
He looks over his shoulder. Lionel releases Joanne.
JOANNE
Filthy snake!
Chris runs up to Betsy.
CHRIS