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Undocumented error-codes in Windows 95
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Does god know unix?
God as programmer
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Be careful with installation
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Yesterday
Eleanor Rigby
Unix Man(1) (Nowhere Man)
Write in C ("Let it Be")
Something
Power On
Chain letter
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The past few days according to LJ
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