Victor Pelevin. Omon Ra --------------------------------------------------------------- © Copyright 1991 Victor Pelevin. © Translated from Russian by Yuri Machkasov (machkasov@yahoo.com) Date: 17 May 2001 Russian original copyright © 1991 Victor Pelevin, "Text" Publishers, Moscow, Russia. --------------------------------------------------------------- Dedicated to the heroes of the Soviet Space. This translation copyright © 2001, Yuri Machkasov. Permission to distribute this work in its entirety or any of its parts by any and all electronic means (including, but not limited to creating local electronic copies, hosting on public servers and transmitting over networks and protocols) is hereby granted on condition that the work itself as well as this notice appear unchanged in any such distribution. All other rights reserved. The author may be contacted by means of electronic mail at machkasov@yahoo.com. All rights to the Russian original are not intended to be usurped or infringed upon by this translation and remain property of the corresponding copyright holders, or in public domain as the case may be. All endnotes are by the translator. 1. Omon(1) is not a particularly common name, and it maybe isn't the best there is. My father gave it to me. He worked in police all of his life, and he wanted me to become a policeman too. - You see, Ommie, - he would tell me often after having a couple of drinks, - with this name, if you decide on police... And especially if you join the Party(2)... Even though father's job included shooting people from time to time, he had a kind heart, and he was cheerful and agreeable by nature. He loved me very much, and he hoped I would achieve that which he wasn't able to achieve himself. And what he wished for was a plot of land in the suburbs so that he could grow cucumbers and beets on it - not for eating, or selling at the farmer's market. That too, of course, but mainly for just being able to hack at the earth with a spade after stripping naked from the waist up, to see the purplish earthworms writhe and all the assorted underground life go about its business, to haul the wheelbarrow full of manure across the entire subdivision, stopping at strangers' fences to have a couple of jokes. When he realized he was not going to get any of that, he began to hope that at least one of the Krivomazov(3) brothers was going to live a happier life (my older brother Ovir(4) whom my father wanted to become a diplomat died form meningitis when he was in fourth grade; all I remember about him is that he had a big oblong mole on his forehead). Father's plans concerning my future never quite inspired much confidence in me; he himself was a Party member, and he had a good name, Matvei, but all he managed to scrape together at the end was a meager retirement pension and a lonely alcoholic old age. I don't remember mom all too well. One single memory is all that's left -- how dad, drunk and in uniform, tries to pull the gun from his holster, and she, crying, with messed-up hair, grabs at his hands, screaming: "Matvei, stop it!" She died when I was very little, and I was brought up by my aunt, only visiting my father on the weekends. He would be puffy and red-faced, with his medal that he was so proud of hanging askew on his worn out pajama top. His room always smelled badly, and on the wall there was a copy of Michelangelo's "Creation", where the bearded God is floating over Adam who is lying on his back, God's arm outstretched to meet the man's delicate hand. This picture seemed to have a rather odd effect on my father's nature, apparently reminding him of something from his past. When in his room, I usually played with the toy railroad set sitting on the floor, and he would snore on the converted sofa. Sometimes he would wake up, squint at me for a while, and then hang down halfway from the sofa steadying himself against the floor and reach towards me with his big hand, all covered in bluish veins, which I was supposed to shake. - What's your name now? -- he'd ask. - Krivomazov, -- I'd answer, faking the innocent smile on my face, and then he would pat me on the head and give me candy. All of this he did in such a mechanical fashion that I almost was not disgusted. There's nothing much I can say about the aunt -- she was pretty indifferent towards me, and tried to arrange it so that I spent most of my time in various camps and "extended day care groups". By the way, it is only now that I can see the extraordinary beauty of that last expression. From my childhood I only managed to remember that which was related, so to say, to my dreams of the sky. Of course, this wasn't how the life started. Before that, there was a long, brightly lit room full of other children and large plastic blocks, and there were the stairs of a wooden slide glazed over with ice that I was scaling up hurriedly, and some cracked young drummer boys in the yard made from painted stucco, and lots of other stuff. But it can hardly be said that it was I who saw those things; for in the early childhood (just like, ostensibly, after death) a person is going in many directions at once, and therefore it is safe to assume that he is not there yet, his full personality to arrive only later, along with attachment to one fixed, specific direction. Our apartment was not far from the "Cosmos" movie theatre. An enormous rocket made of shiny metal always reigned supreme over our neighborhood, standing as it were on a narrowing plume of titanium smoke, resembling a huge curved blade piercing the ground(5). Surprisingly, it was not the rocket that started me as a person, but a wooden airplane installed on the playground on our block. It was not quite an airplane, rather a small wooden house with two windows which acquired wings and tail made from pickets when the fence was taken down, and then they covered it with green paint and decorated with several large orange stars. Two, maybe three of us could fit inside, and there also was a small loft above with a triangular window overlooking the wall of the army draft office. By an unspoken agreement honored throughout the block, this loft was always assigned to be the pilot's cockpit, and every time the plane was shot down the people in the main body were to bail out first, and only then, when the earth was already imminently gaining on the windows with a deafening howl, only then was the pilot allowed to join the others -- if he managed to do it in time, of course. I always tried to get to be the pilot, and I even mastered the art of seeing the sky with clouds and the Earth floating beneath in place where the draft office was standing, fuzzy violets and dusty cacti looking dejectedly down on us from its windowsills. I always liked movies about pilots; it was one of these movies that was linked with the strongest experience of my childhood. One time, on an outer-space-black December night, I switched on the aunt's TV set and saw on the screen an airplane swinging its wings gently, with an ace of spades and a cross stenciled on its body. I shifted closer to the screen, and right away the canopy over the cockpit came looming large into view; behind the thick glass an almost inhuman face could be seen smiling, in a soft helmet with shiny black Bakelite earphones, behind goggles resembling ones that skiers put on. The pilot lifted the gloved hand and waved at me. Then the body of another plane appeared on screen, shot from inside; behind two identical sets of controls two pilots were sitting in mutton overcoats, watching intently over the evolutions of the enemy fighter, flying right nearby, through thick translucent plastic braced by steel frame. - Spot nine, -- said one of the pilots to the other. -- They're going to bring us down. The other one, with the handsome face of a habitual drunkard, just nodded. - I'm not holding it against you, - he said, apparently continuing the conversation that was just interrupted. -- But remember this: you better make sure that with you and Barb -- it's for the rest of your life... To the grave. This was when I stopped acknowledging the happenings on the screen -- I was struck by the thought, not even the thought, but its barely recognizable shadow (as if the thought itself floated by somewhere in the vicinity, only touching my head with one of its edges) -- about how, if I by glancing at the screen could see the world from the inside of the cockpit where the two pilots in overcoats were sitting -- how in fact there's nothing that can stop me from getting into that or any other cockpit without the aid of any television, because the experience of flight is reduced to just a set of perceptions, and the principal ones of them I had already learned to simulate long ago, while sitting in the loft of the winged hut with red stars, looking at the draft office wall that impersonated the sky and making faint humming noises with my mouth. This indistinct realization had so shaken me that the remainder of the movie I observed with half of my mind, only tuning into the television reality when smoky trails appeared on the screen, or a line of enemy planes on the ground swept by across it. "This means", I thought, "that you can look from inside yourself as if from inside the plane, and it does not even matter at all where you look -- the only important thing is what you see...". Ever since, when I trundled along some snowy street, I would imagine that I am in fact flying an airplane over snow-bound fields, making wide turns, and I tilted my head so that the world would tilt obediently -- to the left, or to the right. And still, that person that I am now able to confidently name "I" have in fact formed later, gradually over time. I consider the first glimpse of my real soul to be the exact moment when I realized that one can aspire not to the thin blue film of the sky, but beyond it to the bottomless black pit of space. It happened the same winter, one evening, when I was wandering around the Industry Achievements Expo(6). I was walking down a dark, deserted alley covered with snow, and then I heard a buzzing sound from the left, like a huge phone ringing. I turned and I saw him. Reclining, sitting on emptiness as if it were an easy chair, he was moving forward slowly, and just as slowly the lines and tubes were straightening out behind him. The glass of his helmet was pitch black, and only a small triangular reflection was burning bright on its surface, but I knew he could see me. He was quite possibly dead for some centuries now. His arms were confidently outstretched towards the stars, and his feet did not require any kind of support to such an extent that I realized once and for all that true freedom can only be attained through weightlessness, and this is why, by the way, all my life I found all those Western radio "voices"(7) and writings of assorted solzhenitsyns so incredibly boring, because while in my heart of hearts I, of course, could not help but be sickened by the Soviet state, the demands of which, vague but powerfully threatening nonetheless, were forcing any group of people, no matter how small, no matter how fleetingly assembled, to endeavor to imitate painstakingly the tawdriest of its members, but upon gaining the understanding that no peace or freedom can exist here on Earth my spirit soared skywards, and anything that my chosen path ever demanded from me from that moment on could never become contrary to my conscience, because the conscience called me to space and paid little attention to what was going on below. It was just a stained glass mosaic on the wall of the pavilion in front of me, depicting a cosmonaut in open space, but in one instant it conveyed to me more than the dozens of books that I had read to date. I was looking at it for a long, long time, and then I suddenly felt someone looking at me. I turned around and saw a boy standing behind me, about my age, looking rather strange -- he was wearing a leather helmet with shiny black Bakelite earphones, and there were swimming goggles hanging around his neck. He was half a foot taller and probably a little older; as he entered the zone that was illuminated by the floodlights he raised his black-gloved hand, his lips grimaced in a cold smile, and for a second the pilot of the fighter with the black ace flashed before my eyes. They called him Mityok(8). It turned out that we lived very close to each other, even though we went to different schools. Mityok was unsure about many things, but there was one thing he knew for certain. He knew that he would become a pilot first, and then he would fly to the Moon. 2 There seems to be some sort of strange connection between the general outline of life and the small episodes that one constantly finds himself in without assigning any significance to them. I can see clearly now that my destiny was quite accurately determined at the time when I had not even started to pay any earnest consideration to the way I'd like to see it unfold, moreover -- it was already demonstrated to me then, albeit in a slightly simplified way. Maybe that was just a future echo. And maybe that which we assume to be a future echo is in fact the seed of that future, taking to root at the very moment that later, from afar, we come to regard as an echo that flew back from the future. Anyway, the summer after the seventh grade was hot and dusty. The first half of it I remember only for the long bicycle rides on one of the suburban parkways. I would attach a special rattler onto the rear wheel of my semi-racing "Sport" bike, made from a piece of cardboard folded over several times and fastened to the frame with a clothespin -- when I was moving, the paper would strike against the spokes producing rapid gentle clattering, reminiscent of the roar of an airplane engine. Storming down the paved hill I would again and again become a fighter acquiring the target. The fighter was not usually a Soviet one, but that wasn't my fault, it was just that in the beginning of that summer I've heard an inane song somewhere, and there were lines in it about "Fast as bullet is my "Phantom", In the sky all blue and clear It is quickly gaining altitude." I have to say that the stupidity of this song, while quite apparent to me, never interfered with the warm sensation that it aroused deep in my soul. What other lines I remember from it? "'Cross the sky a smoky trail... My dear Texas left behind...". And there were a mother and a father in it, and some Mary, made very real by the mention of her last name later in the song. By mid-July I was back in the city again, and then Mityok's parents got vouchers for us to go to the summer camp named "Rocket". This was your regular camp in the South, in some ways maybe even better than a lot of others. I only remember well the first few days of it, but everything that would become so significant later on happened in those few days. While in the train on the way there, Mityok and I ran back and forth about the cars and dropped any bottles we could find into the toilets -- they would fall down onto the railway tracks rushing by under the small round porthole and explode noiselessly, with the song that was following me around imparting the sweet flavor of the struggle for the freedom of Vietnam to this uncomplicated activity. Next day our entire group that was traveling together by the same train disembarked at the damp terminal of a Southern town and was loaded onto trucks after a headcount. We were driving on a road winding its way between mountains for a long time, and then the sea showed itself to our right and brightly colored barns were approaching us. We got off onto a paved square, they assembled us in formation and led to the flat-roofed glass building on top of a hill. That was the mess, where we were greeted by a cold dinner, even though it was already supper time(9), since we arrived several hours later than expected. The dinner was not particularly tasty -- soup with small star-shaped noodles, boiled chicken with rice and stewed dried fruits for desert. Hanging on the threads from the ceiling of the mess, covered with something that appeared to be sticky when you looked at it, there were spaceships made from craft paper. I was observing one of them for some time. The unknown artisan expended a lot of shiny foil to decorate it, splattering it all over with the words "CCCP"(10).The ship was hanging right in front of our table, glowing orange from the sunset, suddenly reminding me of a subway train headlamp lighting up in the black void of a tunnel. I became sad for some reason. Mityok, on the contrary, was chatty and joyful. - They had one kind of spaceships in the twenties, - he said, jabbing the air with his fork, - and then it was different in the thirties, and different again in the fifties, and so on. - What are you talking about -- spaceships in the twenties? -- I asked feebly. Mityok considered it for a second. - Alexey Tolstoy had those huge metal eggs where explosions would occur at minute intervals, giving energy for the propulsion(11), - he said. -- At least that was the main principle. There can be a lot of variations, of course. - But they never actually flew, did they? -- I said. - These don't either, - he countered and pointed at the subjects of our discussion, swaying lightly in the draft. Finally I understood what he meant to say, even though I would hardly have been able to put it precisely in words. The only space where the starships of the Communist future were flying -- incidentally, when I encountered the word "starship" in science fiction books, I always though for some reason that it had something to do with the red stars on the bodies of the Soviet space technology -- in short, the only place where they did indeed fly was the Soviet citizens' collective consciousness, just as the mess hall around us was the space into which the group who lived in the camp before us launched their starships, so that they would still be traversing the space-time continuum over the dinner tables even when the creators of the cardboard fleet are no longer around. This thought superimposed onto that special unspeakable longing that always took hold of me when I was eating the camp's dried fruit compote to produce a peculiar idea in my head. - You know, I always liked to assemble plastic airplanes, - I said, - those kits that you glue together. Especially the military ones. - So did I, -- replied Mityok, - but that was long time ago. - The ones from GDR(12) were good. And ours often did not have the pilot included. That really sucked. When the cockpit is empty, I mean. - Exactly, - Mityok said. -- Why are you talking about it? - Know what, I wonder, - I said, pointing with my fork at the starship hanging right over our table, - is there anyone inside there or not? - No idea, - said Mityok. -- But you're right, it is interesting. The camp was situated on a gentle mountain slope, and the lower section of it formed something like a little park. Mityok disappeared somewhere, so I walked there alone; a couple of minutes later I found myself in a long, empty alley lined with cypresses, casting deep shadows in an advanced warning of the approaching darkness. Enormous plywood boards with drawings on them hung off the chain link fence bordering the asphalt walk path. The first depicted a young pioneer(13) with a plain Russian face, looking far ahead and clutching the brass horn adorned with a red flag against his thigh. The same pioneer was on the second one, with a drum slung around his shoulders and sticks in his hand. On the third one -- him again, continuing to look ahead from under the hand raised in salute(14). The next board was twice as wide as the other ones, and it was very long -- about ten feet, I guess. It was painted in two colors; the side from which I was approaching slowly was red, and then it became white, with a jagged wave that separated the colors overcoming the white field, leaving a trail of red behind it. I did not realize at first what that was, and only when I came closer I recognized in the intertwining red and white splotches Lenin's face, with the protuberance of the beard resembling the battering ram, his face left open. There was no back to Lenin's head -- it only had the face, and the entire red surface behind it was in itself Lenin; he looked like an incorporeal god, his manifestation only a ripple on the surface of the world he had created. I stubbed my toe on the crack in the asphalt and transferred my gaze onto the next board -- it was the pioneer, now in a spacesuit, red helmet under his arm, with a sharp pointy antenna and letters "CCCP" written on it. The next pioneer was already sticking halfway out of the flying rocket, saluting with his heavily gloved hand. And the last pioneer, still in spacesuit, was standing on the merrily yellow Moon next to his ship, which looked very much like the cardboard rocket in the mess hall. Only his eyes were visible, they were exactly the same eyes as the ones he had on the other boards, but now that the rest of his face was obscured by the helmet they seemed to contain an expression of unspeakable agony. I heard steps coming fast behind me; when I turned around, there was Mityok. - You were right, - he said, coming closer. - About what? - Look, - he stretched out his hand holding something dark. I managed to discern a small Play-Doh figurine, its head wrapped in foil. - There was this little paper chair inside, and he was sitting on it, - said Mityok. - You didn't take apart that rocket from the mess, did you? -- I asked. He nodded. - When? - Just now. Ten minutes ago. It's the strangest thing, everything in there... - he crossed his hands, making a lattice with his fingers. - In the mess? - No, in the rocket. When they were making it, they started with this guy. They made him, stuck him to the chair and totally papered him over. Mityok handed me a piece of cardboard. I took it and was able to make out tiny, very elaborately drawn gauges, controls, buttons and even some kind of painting on the wall. - But the most interesting thing is, - Mityok continued dolefully and a little despondently, -- there was no door there. The hatch is painted on the outside, but on the inside it's solid wall, with gauges and stuff. I looked at the paper scrap once again and noticed a little window in which the small distant Earth was shining bright blue. - If I could get my hands on the guy that put this rocket together, - said Mityok, - I'd definitely break his face. - Why? Mityok did not answer. Instead he wound up his arm to chuck the little figurine over the fence, but I caught his hand and asked him to give it to me. He did not object, and I spent the next half hour looking for an empty cigarette box to put it in. The echoes of this bizarre discovery caught up with us the next day, during the siesta hour. The door opened, they called Mityok's name, and he stepped out into the corridor. I've heard snippets of conversations, "mess" was mentioned a couple of times, and it was only too clear. I also got up and went out into the corridor. A pair of camp instructors, he - lanky and mustachioed, she - short and red-haired, were handling Mityok in the corner. - I was there too, - I said. The male instructor stared me down approvingly. - You want to crawl together or separately? -- he asked. I noticed he was holding a gas mask in a green canvas bag. - How could they possibly crawl together, Kolya, - said the other one bashfully, - when you only have one gas mask. Has to be one after the other. Mityok took a step forward, glancing slightly back at me. - Put it on, - the instructor said. Mityok put the gas mask on. - Get down. He got down on the floor. - Go, - said Kolya, clicking his stopwatch. The dorm was at least fifty yards long, and the corridor spanned the entire length of it. The surface of the floor was shrouded in linoleum, and when Mityok started forward it squeaked -- softly but disgustingly. Of course, Mityok did not make it in the three minutes that the instructor gave him -- he did not even make it one way in that time, but when he crawled back to us, Kolya did not choose to have him do it all over, because there were only a couple of minutes left in the siesta. Mityok took the gas mask off. His face was red, with drops of sweat and tears all over it, and his feet were already covered with blisters where they rubbed against the linoleum. - Now you, - the instructor said, passing the wet gas mask on to me. -- Get set... It is a mysterious and wondrous sight, the corridor when you look at its linoleum-clad infinity through the fogged lenses of a gas mask. The floor you are lying on is cooling your breast and stomach, the far end of it barely visible, with the pale stream of the ceiling almost coming to a point together with the walls. The gas mask is cinching your face, pressing at the cheeks, making your lips draw forward in a kind of half-kiss, directed apparently at everything around you. Before you are nudged slightly, giving you the go-ahead, at least a couple dozen seconds pass; they drift by agonizingly slow, and you are able to notice a lot of things. There's some lint, and translucent sand grains in the notch where two linoleum panels meet, and a knot in the wood paneling at the very bottom of the wall that was painted over, and this is an ant that became just two dried-out thin drops but left a reminder of itself in the future, in a form of a small wet spot a couple of feet further, where the foot of a person walking down the corridor stepped a second after the catastrophe. - Go, - I heard over my head, and I was on my way, merrily and earnestly. The punishment looked like a joke to me, and I couldn't understand why Mityok suddenly came apart. First ten yards flashed by in an instant, but then it became harder. When you crawl, at some point you have to push against the floor with the upper part of your foot, where the skin is thin and tender, so if you haven't anything on you get blisters right away. Linoleum was clinging to my body, it seemed like hundreds of insects were drilling into my feet, or like I was crawling on the freshly paved asphalt. I was surprised how slowly the time was dragging on -- there was a large amateur watercolor painting on the wall, depicting the "Aurora" cruiser(15) in the Black Sea, and I noticed that I have been crawling past it for quite some time, while it hasn't moved an inch. And then suddenly everything changed. I mean, everything continued as it was -- I was still crawling down the corridor, just as before, but the pain and the tiredness, after having reached the point of being unbearable, switched something off inside me. Or switched on, I don't know. I noticed all of a sudden that everything is very quiet around me, only the linoleum is squeaking under my feet, like something being dragged on rusty little wheels, and somewhere far below the windows the sea is rumbling, and farther still, as if from beyond the sea, the loudspeaker is singing with the voice of many children. The life was a gentle green miracle, the sky was still and cloudless, the sun was shining -- and in the middle of this world there was the two-storied dorm building, and inside it was a long corridor, and I was crawling along it in a gas mask. And this fact was, on one hand, so obvious and natural, and on the other hand -- so hurtful and grotesque, that I started crying under my rubber second face, taking comfort in my real face being hidden from the instructors and especially the door frames, from where dozens of eyes were peering at my glory and my shame through the cracks. My tears dried up in another few yards, and I began to feverishly scramble for at least one thought that would have given me the strength to go on, because the terror before the instructor was no longer sufficient. I closed my eyes, and it was night, its velvet darkness disturbed from time to time by the stars lighting before my eyes. The distant song became audible again, and very, very softly, probably even silently, I began to sing along. The tinny sound of the trumpet spread over the camp -- it was the wake-up signal. I stopped and opened my eyes. I still had about three yards to go before the end of the corridor. There was a shelf on the slate gray wall in front of me, with a yellow Lunar globe standing on top of it; through the glass that was sprayed with tears and fogged over it seemed fuzzy and washed out, as though it was not standing on the shelf but instead floating in the grayish void. 3 The first time in my life that I drank wine was in winter, when I turned fourteen. It happened in an industrial garage; Mityok would bring me there because his brother, a morose hippie who conned his way out of the draft(16), worked there as a night guard. The garage occupied a large fenced-off plot strewn with cement blocks, which Mityok and I have taken to climbing for hours on end, sometimes finding ourselves in wondrous places, isolated completely from the rest of the real world and looking like sections of a long-abandoned spaceship, with its empty hull (strangely resembling a pile of cement blocks) the only thing left standing. The streetlights over the crooked picket fence also contributed to the illusion with their mysterious, otherworldly glow, and the clear, empty sky displayed only a smattering of small stars -- in other words, if you didn't count the empty wine bottles and iced-over urine flows, it was the outer space that surrounded us. Mityok suggested that we go inside, where it's warm, and we directed our steps to the corrugated aluminium half-sphere of the garage, its shape also vaguely related to something from space. It was dark inside, and the outlines of the trucks that smelled of gasoline were hulking indistinctly. There was a small wooden cubicle with a glass window tucked against the wall in the corner; the light was shining inside. Mityok and I squeezed in, sitting ourselves on the narrow and uncomfortable bench, and silently drank some tea from an old peeling tin pan. Mityok's brother was smoking long papirosy(17), thumbing through an old issue of "Technology Review for the Youth", and did not acknowledge our presence in the slightest. Mityok produced a bottle from under the bench, placed it on the table with a thump and asked: - Want some? I nodded, even though I had a bad feeling about this inside. Mityok filled the glass from which I was just drinking tea to the brim with the dark-red liquid and handed it to me; clicking into the rhythm of the process, I grabbed the glass, put it to my lips and drank, amazed at how little effort one has to expend to do something for the first time. While Mityok and his brother were busy drinking the rest, I was listening to the experiences inside me, but nothing was really happening. I took the magazine, opened it randomly and stared at a two-page spread filled with tiny pictures of various flying contraptions that you had to guess the names of. I liked one of them better than the others -- it was an American plane that could use its wings as a propeller for vertical take-off. There was also a small rocket there with a cockpit for the pilot, but I didn't get a good look at it because Mityok's brother, without as much as a single word or even a glance at me, pulled the magazine back from my hands. That hurt me, and in order to hide it I shifted to the other table where the can with plug-in boiler stood, surrounded by dried-out sausage scraps. Suddenly I was overcame with disgust over the thought that I was sitting here in this rat hole which smelled of garbage, over the fact that I have just drunk cheap port from a grubby glass, and that the entire vastness of the country where I live was just a multitude of similar rat holes, also smelling of garbage, where people also just finished drinking cheap port, and most importantly it was painful to think that all the wonderful multi-colored lights that take my breath away every time I pass by a window situated far enough over the night capital -- they all were lights of exactly those stinky shacks. It hurt most of all when compared with the beautiful American flyer from the magazine spread. I lowered my eyes and saw the newspaper on the table, serving as a tablecloth; it was covered in greasy stains, round marks from glasses and bottles and cigarette burns. The headlines were scaring me with their icy inhuman briskness and might -- nothing was standing in their way now, not for a long time, but they continued to strike into the emptiness, blow after monstrous blow, and in that emptiness, especially when drunk (I noticed I was already drunk, but did not pay much attention to that), one was liable to get his lumbering soul in the way of a "principal task of our time" or "greetings from cotton pickers'". The room around the table became completely unrecognizable, and Mityok was staring at me intently. Catching my glance, he winked and asked me, his tongue slightly unwieldy: - So, are we going to the Moon or what? I nodded, and my gaze transfixed on the small column titled "NEWS FROM ORBIT". The lower part of the text was torn off, and the column now consisted of only "The twenty eighth day started..." in a bold type. This was quite enough -- I understood everything and closed my eyes. Yes, it really was like that -- the holes in which we spent our lives were indeed dark and soiled, and we ourselves were, probably, a good match for the holes, but in the deep blue sky overhead between sparsely sown feeble stars a special kind of bright points existed, artificial, crawling slowly through the constellations, made right here, on the Soviet soil, in the midst of puke, empty bottles and noxious tobacco smoke, fashioned out of steel, semiconductors and electricity, and flying now through space. And every one of us, even the blue-faced drunk cowering toad-like in the snowdrift whom we passed on our way here, even Mityok's brother and, naturally, Mityok and I -- we all had in that cold clear blue ether our own small embassy. I ran out into the yard and stared for a long, long time, choking on tears, at the yellowish-blue, unbelievably close disk of the Moon in the translucent winter sky. 4. I don't really remember the exact moment I decided to apply to Air Force academy. I guess I don't remember it because this decision had ripened within my soul (and Mityok's as well) long before we graduated from high school. For a brief time we were faced with the problem of choice -- there were many academies scattered throughout the country, but we have decided very quickly, upon seeing in the "Soviet Aviation" magazine a full-color fold-out describing the life in Lunar City of the Maresyev(18) Red Banner(19) Flight Academy in Zaraisk. Right away we could almost feel being in the throng of first-year cadets, among the plywood mountains and craters painted yellow, we recognized our future selves in the buzz-cut guys doing flips on the bars and throwing bath water, frozen in time by the camera, from huge enameled pans of such a tender shade of peach that it immediately evoked childhood memories, and this color for some reason was more compelling, aroused more trust and desire to go study in Zaraisk than all of the adjoining photos of flight simulators, which resembled nothing so much as half-decomposed airplane corpses teeming with crawling people. Once the decision was made, the rest was pretty uncomplicated. Mityok's parents, frightened by the murky fate of his older brother, were glad that their youngest son would be attached to such a sure and stable business, and my father has finally drunk himself into stupor by that time, and spent most of his days just lying on the sofa facing the wall with the bulge-eyed moose woven on the rug hanging on it; I wouldn't be surprised if he did not even understand that I was going to become a pilot, and to my aunt it was all the same. I remember the town of Zaraisk. More precisely, I can neither say that I remember it nor that I forgot -- so few things were there that one can remember or forget. In the very center a whitestone belfry was standing tall, famous for some duchess having jumped off of it in times immemorial, and even though it has been many centuries since, her feat was still remembered in the town. The town history museum was right next to it, with post office and police station nearby. When we got off the bus, an unpleasant driving rain was falling, it was cool and damp. We cowered under the canopy of some basement with "Elections Office" banner on top, and waited for half an hour until the rain abated. Behind the basement door there seemed to be drinking going on, we could feel the thick onion stench and hear voices, someone was insistently proposing that they sing a song from a popular movie; finally, tired male and female voices started singing. The rain ended, we ventured out in search of the next bus and found the exact same one that brought us here. It turned out that we did not have to get out of it at all; we could have waited out the rain inside the bus, while the driver was having lunch. We drove past small wooden houses, then they disappeared and we entered the forest. It was in this forest, outside of the town, that the Zaraisk Flight Academy was located. We had to go on foot about three miles from the final stop of the bus, which was called "Vegetable Market"; there was no trace of any market in the vicinity, and someone explained to us that the name carried over from before the war. We got off the bus and started along the road sprinkled with soggy pine needles, it led us further and further into the forest, and just when we started thinking that we were going the wrong way it abruptly terminated at the gate welded from steel pipes, bearing huge tin stars; all around it the forest was pressing against the unpainted gray wooden fence, with rusty barbed wire snaking its way on top of it. We showed our letters of recommendation from the draft office and newly-minted passports to the sleepy guard at the checkpoint, and he let us in, directing us to the clubhouse where the meeting was about to begin. A paved road was leading into the small camp, and the Lunar City that I saw in the magazine revealed itself immediately to the right of it, consisting of several long, one-storied yellow barrack buildings, a dozen or so tires dug halfway into the ground and the lot imitating the lunar landscape. We went past it to the clubhouse, where the boys who came for the entrance exams(20) were swarming around the supporting columns. Soon we were visited by an officer who appointed someone to be "in charge" and ordered us to regi