Krichalki, vopilki - Alligator C F Po Mississippi plyvet piroga, C G V piroge hippi - bosye nogi, C F A vsled za nimi rugayas' matom C G Plyvet zelenyj a-a-a-alligator. ; Variant: Plyvet golodnyj, oblezlyj, stremnyj alligator. Priplyli hippi v shtat Indianu I zakurili marihuanu, A vmeste s nimi rugayas' matom Kuril vonyuchij, toshchij, gryaznyj alligator. SHum avtostrady i rev motorov Glushili zvuki rok-n-rolla I vmete s hippi rugayas' matom Baldel zelenyj sheludivyj alligator. Priehal polis na zheltom dzhipe I povintil hajrastyh hippi, A vmeste s nimi za rugan' matom Povinchen byl i staryj, oblezlyj alligator. Rasselis' hippi v uchastke tesnom I zanimalis' svobodnym seksom A v eto vremya rugayas' matom Pobeg gotovil staryj oblezlyj alligator. Na utro hippi vseh otpustili, Vesti prilichno sebya prosili, A vmeste s nimi vidat' po blatu Otpushchen byl golodnyj,shelulivyj alligator. Po Missisipi plyvut pirogi, No net v nih hippi ne myty nogi, A vsled za nimi rugayas' matom Plyvet vonyuchij, sytyj, tolstyj alligator. S teh por, priznayus', proshlo let desyat' U staryh hippi rodilis' deti I vmeste s nimi rugayas' matom Rozhal zelenyj staryj alligator. Po Maloj Nevke plyvet piroga V piroge panki - bosye nogi A sled za nimi, rugayas' matom, plyvet NACHALXNIK VOENKOMATA! ; Variant: Soshli dva hippi v N'yu-Orleane I zakurili marihuanu, A vsled za nimi rugayas' matom, Na bereg vypolz a-a-a-aligator. Dva mentozavra na zheltom dzhipe Za narkomanstvo shvatili hippej, A vsled za nimi za rugan' matom Byl arestovan a-a-a-alligator. ; variant Est' ostrov gde-to, rastut tam pal'my, Tam hippi kuryat marihuanu , A ryadom s nimi uzhe bez mata Dym vypuskaet a-a-a-alligator... ; variant Po Mississippi plyvet piroga, V piroge hippi - ih ochen' mnogo, No vsled za nimi ne slyshno mata - V tyur'me byl s®eden a-a-a-alligator. Babajka Dm Gm YA chuvakom pyat' let na zone otpahal. Dm Menya boyalis' dazhe teten'ki v roddome. A7 Po vecheram pero v karmann ya klal. Dm I pont derzhal v sed'mom mikrorajone. Gm Babajku v luzhe uronili (babajka - eto furazhka takaya) Dm I porvali olimpijku. Gm No ya skaazhu vam vsem, naature, A7 Dm YA ne zabudu svoyu Marinku. Odnazhdy ya ee v paradnom povstrechal. Ona stoyala s chuvakom u batarei. Nu ty, cho, volk, davno fanery ne zhuval? I prikolol ego, v nature, pryamo k dveri. Mne prokuror za eto srok prishil. I ya popal k hozyainu na nary. Po vecheram nachal'nik mel'teshil, A po nocham, v nature, snilis' shmary. Balalaechka Mihail Ancharov (Gromkost' ispolneniya proporcional'na razmeru shrifta) Am balalaechku svoyu ya so shkafa dostayu A7 na kanatchikovoj dache Dm tiho pesenku poyu tiho pesenku poyu Am tiho pesenku poyu E Am A TIHO PESENKU POYU! solnce selo za rekoj za priemnyj za pokoj prihodite sanitary posmotrite ya kakoj posmotrite ya kakoj posmotrite ya kakoj A POSMOTRITE YA KAKOJ! vot vyhodit iz-za gor terrorist bandit i vor u nego patronov mnogo on ub'et menya v upor on ub'et menya v upor on ub'et menya v upor A ON UBXET MENYA V UPOR! na sosedskuyu mezhu ya granatu polozhu mozhet etoyu limonkoj ya soseda ulozhu apel'sinkoj ulozhu madarinkoj ulozhu A YA BANANKOJ ULOZHU! pulya stuknula v visok shram poshel naiskosok molodaya zhizn' struitsya tonkoj strujkoj v pesok tonkoj strujkoyu v pesok tonkoj strujkoyu v pesok A TONKOJ STRUJKOYU V PESOK! topot bystrogo konya otblesk yarkogo ognya prihodi skoree doktor mozhet vylechish' menya mozhet vylechish' menya mozhet vylechish' menya A HREN TY VYLECHISHX MENYA! BALALAECHKU SVOYU YA SO SHKAFA DOSTAYU NA KANATCHIKOVOJ DACHE TIHO PESENKU POYU TIHO PESENKU POYU TIHO PESENKU POYU a tiho pesenku poyu Belyj kupol Am A7 Dm Belyj kupol parashyuta akkuratno na pryzhok ya ulozhil. Am E7 Am Tak zachem zhe pri ukladke ty mne gruzik v parashyutik polozhil? Tak zachem zhe pri ukladke ty mne gruzik v parashyutik polozhil? Serdce rvetsya v ozhidan'i - skoro dast mne etot gruzik po mozgam. Ne meshalob, eto schas'e, nam s toboyu razdelit' napopolam. CHtoj-to mimo prosvistelo. Obdalo holodnym potom mordu mne. Do chego zhe zahotelos' eto vremya provesti mne na zemle. YA polgoda provalyalsya. Skoro my poedem snova na pryzhok. I na pervoj zhe ukladke zavyazhu tebe ya stropy v uzelok. Bolvanka k/f "Na vojne, kak na vojne" Dm C F C F Po polyu shli v ataku tanki. Oni rvalis' v poslednij boj. D7 Gm A7 Dm A7 Dm A molodogo lejtenanta nesut s probitoj golovoj. Mashina plamenem ob®yata, vot vot rvanet boekomplekt. A zhit' tak hochetsya rebyata. A sily vybrat'sya uzh net. V bronyu udarila bolvanka. Pogib gvardejskij ekipazh. CHetyre trupa vozle tanka ukrasyat traurnyj pejzazh. I poletyat tut telegramy rodnyh i blizkih izvestit', CHto syn ih bol'she ne vernetsya. I ne priedet pogostit'. I mat' staruha zarydaet, slezu smahnet starik-otec. I molodaya ne uznaet, kakov tankista byl konec. I budet kartochka pylit'sya na fone pozheltevshih knig. V voennoj forme, pri pilotke, no ejon bol'she ne zhenih. Nas vynut iz oblomkov lyudi, podnimut na ruki karkas, I zalpy bashennyh orudij v poslednij put' provodyat nas. The tanks were rattling like a thunder /* Perevod: Danila Vorob'ev */ The tanks were rattling like a thunder The soldiers went to final fight And here they carried young commander With head all broken outright His tank was hit with armor-piercer So say good-bye to Guardian crew Just four more corpses in the hillside Will add to fair morning view 'Cause now the vehicle is a-burning Wait for the shells to detonate You wanna live to see this morning But you're too weak and it's too late So they'll extract you from the remains They'll put your coffin on the clay And fire & thunder from the mainguns Will see you into your last way For now the telegrames are flying To tell the friends and relatives That their good son is never coming And never getting any leave And there's that photo on the bookshelf Collecting dust for years on end - In uniform, with shoulder-boards on... And he will never be her man. In unifo-orm, wI-EEEEEEth shoul-der-bo-ards OOOOOOOn... And he will never be her man. They'll bring up us from under fragments The armours roared on the field, The soldiers went in their last fight. They seen as their young commander Was killed in these action tight. A gadget strikes in our armour And farewell my native crew Four corpses lying near machine Completed full of morning view. The armour burning, flame around, This moment ammo will be blast, We can't go out on the ground, We all must die, must die at last! They'll bring up us from under fragments, Will lift on hands a skeleton, We'll scent the shots of armours cannons When on last way we'll go on. Then flying out the deadly letters Directly to my native nest: Their son will back home henceforth never, He'll not arrive to take a rest. Old mother crying in the corner And daddy sweeping tears by hand... Oh honey you will never know How an armourist met his end. There dusty picture will be only Place on the wall of little room: In uniform with shoulder-straps on, For her, by now, he not a groom. © Hoaxer Izvlech' sumeyut nas edva li Iz pod oblomkov harmlessly. "Na pole tanki grohotali..." "I chush' prekrasnuyu nesli..." © Story Teller Botik YUrij Vizbor C Odin refrizhirator - Am Dm Predstavitel' kap.strany Dm G Popalsya raz v neshutochnuyu v'yugu. C A v mile ot giganta Am Dm Poperek morskoj volny Dm G C G SHel botik po familii "Kaluga". Cm G Cm Pripev: CHto zh vy botik potopili, B Eb C7 Byl v nem novyj patefon Fm Cm I portret |dity P'ehi, G C I kuritel'nyj salon. A tot refrizhirator, CHto vez rybu dlya kap.stran, Vdrug protaranil botik molchalivo. Na tare iz-pod dvina Tol'ko viden kapitan Horoshego armyanskogo razliva. Pripev. "Du yu spik inglish, padly," Kapitan krichit sedoj, "Francuzhenka byt' mozhet mat' tvoya? A mozhet vy sovsem uzhe, Pardon, shprehen zi dojch?" Iz sudna otvechayut: "YA,ya,ya", chto "YA"? Pripev. Sovetskoe pravitel'stvo Poslalo dokument I navelo raketu na balbesov, A botiku otgrohali Ogromnyj monument, Kotorym i gorditsya vsya Odessa. I tam, vnizu napisali: Pripev. 1968 V Parizhe tanki (kanonicheskij variant) Aleksandr Averbuh From: Aleksandr Averbuh (a_ave@netvision.net.il) ; Predlagayu Vam kanonicheskij variant pesni, napisannoj mnoyu primerno ; v 1976-77 godu (v period rascveta zastoya). ; Pro Parizh, kstati, v pesne ne bylo ni slova, a nazyvalas' ona tak: Pesnya o mnimoj sovetskoj ugroze, posvyashchennaya razryadke mezhdunarodnoj napryazhennosti i soderzhashchaya vernyj recept dostizheniya upomyanutoj razryadki Nash veselyj ryadovoj Ivanov Snova v boj idet v ataku na vragov. Desyat' yadernyh udarov podryad, I vot - v Kabule nash otryad. Pripev: I snova tanki v Kabule tanki, Vokrug afgancy i afganki, I snova Zapadnyj Berlin Stoit kak vystavka ruin. Nash veselyj starshina Ivanov Snova v boj idet v ataku na vragov. Desyat' yadernyh udarov podryad, I vot - v Varshave nash otryad Pripev: I snova tanki v Varshave tanki, I v Visle tonut varshavyanki, I dazhe London i Pekin Stoyat kak vystavki ruin. Nash veselyj lejtenant Ivanov Snova v boj idet v ataku na vragov. Desyat' yadernyh udarov podryad, I vot - v N'yu-Jorke nash otryad Pripev: I snova tanki v N'yu-Jorke tanki, I v Potomake tonut yanki, I vse - ot Bonna do Afin Stoit kak vystavka ruin. Nash veselyj kapitan Ivanov Snova nas vedet v ataku na vragov. Sovershaem mirovoj kataklizm, I vot - krugom socializm. Pripev: Poskol'ku tanki povsyudu tanki - V Adis-Abebe, v Kasablanke. V Monako i v Majami-Bich - Povsyudu slyshen russkij spich. I vse zhe... ...nash veselyj general Ivanov Snova nas vedet v ataku na vragov. Sorok yadernyh udarov podryad, I vot - na Marse nash otryad. Pripev: I snova tanki na Marse tanki, V kanalah gibnut marsianki, I vnov' YUpiter i Saturn Vstrechayut nash pobednyj shturm. ...General'nyj sekretar' Ivanov Proiznes vchera s tribuny paru slov. Otkrovenno v mezhplanetnyj efir Zayavil, chto "my za mir". Pripev: Ved' nashi tanki na Marse tanki, I na Venere nashi tanki... Nash parovoz vpered leti... Inogo net u nas puti... V Parizhe tanki (narodnyj variant) From: JOHN@garsib.ru (Eugene V. Pribluda) ; ukazan avtorom G. Baburkov Na motiv "Parizhskoe tango" S G7 Slavnyj nash lejtenant Ivanov C Hrabro v boj vedet otryad na vragov G7 Desyat' yadernyh udarov podryad C I v Parizhe nash otryad. C V Parizhe tanki, nashi tanki A7 V lesu rastut griby poganki, Dm A nas laskayut parizhanki, F G7 A na dvore stoit vesna! V Parizhe tanki nashi tanki I vot uzh v Sene tonut yanki, A v atmosferu valit dym, A v Antarktide tayut l'dy. Nash slavnyj kapitan Ivanov Snova v boj vedet otryad na vragov Dvadcat' yadernyh udarov podryad I v Londone nash otryad. V Londone tanki nashi tanki V lesu rastut griby poganki, A nas laskayut anglichanki, A na dvore stoit vesna! V Londone tanki nashi tanki I vot uzh v Temze tonut yanka, A v atmlsferu valit dym, A v Anktartide tayut l'dy. Nash slavnyj general Ivanov Snova v boj vedet otryad na vragov Tridcat' yadernyh udarov podryad I v N'yu-Jorke nash otryad. V N'yu-Jorke tanki nashi tanki V lesu rastut griby poganki, A nas laskayut negretyanki, A na dvore stoit vesna! V N'yu-Jorke tanki nashi tanki Uzhe v Gudzone tonut yanki, A v atmosferu valit dym, A v Antarktide tayut l'dy. Nash General'nyj sekretar' Ivanov Snova v boj vedet otryad na vragov Sorok yadernyh udarov podryad I na Marse nash otryad. Na Marse tanki nashi tanki V lesu rastut griby poganki, A nas laskayut marsianki, A na dvore stoit vesna! Na Marse tanki nashi tanki Uzhe v kanalah tonut yanki, A v atmosferu valit dym, Nu a na shapkah tayut l'dy. Povsyudu tanki nashi tanki! - Dubinushka (Gimn fizikov) Tot, kto fizikom stal, tot grustit' perestal - Na fiztehe ne zhizn', a malina. Tol'ko v fizike sol', ostal'noe vse - nol'. A filolog, biolog dubina. |h, dubinushka, uhnem. Mozhet, fizika sama pojdet. Poduchim, poduchim, da brosim. Vot filolog sidit, on tri nochi ne spit, Nad konspektami gnet svoyu spinu. Sto ekzamenov sdal, sto zachetov stolkal, A ostalsya dubina-dubinoj. |h, dubinushka, uhnem. Mozhet, fizika sama pojdet. Poduchim, poduchim, da brosim. Na fiztehe zhivem, integraly zhuem, I kvantuem momenty i spiny. A kak stanet nevmoch' - vse uchebniki proch', I zatyanem rodnuyu "Dubinu". |h, dubinushka, uhnem. Mozhet, fizika sama pojdet. Poduchim, poduchim, da brosim. Dekanat nash ne spit, sam dekan govorit: Nepriglyadna ucheby kartina. My na eto plyuem, my uvereny v tom, CHto i sam on bol'shaya dubina. |h, dubinushka, uhnem. Mozhet, fizika sama pojdet. Poduchim, poduchim, da brosim. Ezhik G C U menya est' sinij ezhik G C V fioletovyh shtanah G C Hot' i net na nem igolok, Dm G C Nichego, sojdet i tak. V det-sadu skazal mne YUrka CHto ezhi - kopejka shtuka, CHto emu ezhov ne nado, CHto on lyubit shokolad. G C Pr: A ya ezhikov lyublyu, G C YA ot ezhikov torchu, G C YA ot ezhikov baldeyu, G C YA ot ezhikov shizeyu, Dm G C Bud' oni hot' tri rublya. Man'ka lyubit kuklu Tan'ku Ej chasami kosmy gladit Kukla Tan'ka na gvozdyah, Na pruzhinkah, na shnurkah Man'ka lyubit kuklu Tan'ku, Ej chasami kosmy gladit, I ot kosmov teh torchit. Pr. Bud' oni hot' 9.40 Sashka v sad prines mashinu, Nad kolesami kabina, Vmesto kuzova vedro, Iz vedra torchit noga, Vsya sirenevogo cveta, Slovno vlyapalas' kuda-to. |to Sashkin kosmolet, Sashka lyubit kosmolet - Nu pryam shizeet ot raket. Pr. Bud' oni hot' 49. Vospitalka nasha Nyurka Lyubit kabel'shchika YUrku. Kak on s kabelem pridet, |tot vyrodok pleshivyj Ona ot kabelya baldeet, A ot YUrki vsya torchit. Pr. Bud' oni hot' 90. Bud' oni hot' 10000. - Eksel'-Moksel' S derev'ev list'ya obletayut Eksel'-moksel' Prishla osennyaya pora Vot zaraza. Rebyat vseh v armiyu zabrali Huliganov Nastala ochered' moya At'-dva. Prishla povestka na bumage, Tualetnoj - YAvit'sya v rajvoenkomat, S meshkom i kruzhkoj. Mamasha s pechki navernulas', Pryamo na pol, Sestra smetanu prolila - Dura Mashka, ruki kryuki. Druz'ya mamashu podderzhite, Sestra smetanu podnimi, YAzykom. A ya, moloden'kij mal'chishka, Let pyatnadcat'-dvadcat'-tridcat', Na front germanskij podalsya. Lezhim v okope, zagoraem. Podhodit rotnyj starshina - Dyadya Petya, Petr Petrovich. "Zdorovo bratcy-novobrancy, Mater' vashu", - "Vashu tozhe", - "Vstavaj! V ataku pobegim",- "Sam begi, a my ustali". Letyat' po nebu samolety, ( Tut naleteli messershmity, Bombovozy. IL16, 18, 19, shest'yu vosem' sorokvosem' Pyat' pribavim, tri otbrosim Hotyat zasypat' nas zemlej, I zabrosali nas zemlej A mozhet, glinoj. Po samu popku, da s navozom A ya, moloden'kij mal'chishka, Zvat' mya Mishka, Lezhu s otorvannoj rukoyu i nogoyu, CHelyust' ryadom, Glaz v karmane - ( CHelyust' ryadom, vsya v pomade pritvoryayus', chto zhivoj. Bezhit po polyu sanitarka, Zvat' Tamarka. V bol'shih kirzovyh sapogah, Sorok pyat', na bosu nogu. Nu a za neyu - Afanasij, Sem' na vosem', vosem' na sem', S ogromnoj kliz'moyu v rukah, Ochen' strashno, dazhe slishkom. Bezhit po polyu sanitarka, Zvat' Tamarka, - "Davaj moj milyj pervyazhu, Sikos'-nakos', krest na puze". I v sanitarnuyu mashinu, Studebekker, tipa "loshad'" Dvuhkolesnyj, semiosnyj Tebya moj milyj polozhu, Tol'ko bokom Ryadom lyagu, prosto tak dlya interesu, kverhu zadom, chtob ne dulo... Proshla vojna - minuli gody, V kolhoze storozhem sluzhu. I ohranyayu ya kartoshku, I ohranyayu ya zhenu Ot soseda <...>, sem' na vosem', vosem' na sem', sorok pyat' na bosu nogu, prosto tak dlya interesu, kverhu zadom, chtob ne dulo... - Jo-ho-ho Valentin Viharev Poteryali my nahal'stvo, jo-ho-ho, A s nahal'stvom i udachu, jo-ho-ho Tak i brodim naudachu, jo-ho-ho Za dobychej po lesam. (2r) Vechno plyashem my na mushke, jo-ho-ho, Nasha zhizn' ni za polushku, jo-ho-ho, Poteryavshi cherepushku, jo-ho-ho, Plakat' chtol' po volosam. (2r) Nu a kol' kogo prihvatim, jo-ho-ho, Na mehu ali na vate, jo-ho-ho, Esli zhenshchin - to v krovati, jo-ho-ho, Prochih veshaem na suk! (2r) Rasstupites' palki-elki, jo-ho-ho, My vyhodim na propolku, jo-ho-ho, Koj-komu namylim holku, jo-ho-ho, Nynche vse nam shodit s ruk. (2r) CHoj dobycha izmel'chala, jo-ho-ho, Vse konina vmesto sala, jo-ho-ho, V koshel'kah metalla malo, jo-ho-ho, Ne klient, a skuperdyaj! (2r) Razdiraet rot zevota, jo-ho-ho, |to chto zhe za rabota, jo-ho-ho, Dazhe grabit' ne ohota, jo-ho-ho, Hot' professiyu menyaj! (2r-Hot' lozhis' da pomiraj!) Kolybel'naya A.Ivanov Em Am H7 Em Bayu-bayushki-bayu Em Am D G Ne lozhisya na krayu Em Am D G Pridet seren'kij volchok Em Am H7 Em I uhvatit za bochok A potom pridet medved' I otkusit nozhki tret' Ruchku uneset lisa Zajka vysoset glaza Pribezhit na shum i svist Papa - tozhe ne sadist Zajca trepanet slegka A lisice dast pinka Volka chuya zud v ruke Trahnet palkoj po bashke A medvedyu - v grud' kinzhal CHtob detej ne obizhal CHtoby znali sred' zver'ya Papa strel'net iz ruzh'ya Dyadya vynet potroha Mame sdelaet meha Koshka kysh i myshka kysh CHtob spokojno spal malysh S volosami rusymi Lish' komarami kusanyj S volosami rusymi Lish' komarami kusanyj Krutitsya vertitsya... Am Krutitsya vertitsya shar goluboj Dm Am Nash ekipazh otpravlyaetsya v boj Dm Am - Tra-ta-ta-ta! - bortmehanik skazal E Am - Tra-ta-ta-ta! - komandir otvechal Krutitsya letchik vokrug mayaka Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta, a cel' daleka I govorit komandir molodoj: - Tra-ta-ta-ta, poleteli domoj Tut bortmehanik v kabinu vbezhal - Bratcy, - krichit, - tra-ta-ta nam nastal CH'ya-to raketa za nami letit - Tra-ta-ta-ta, - komandir govorit Pryamo s nebes tra-ta-nulis' v ovrag Kto zhe ih sbil - okazalos' ne vrag Nasha raketa i nash samolet I kak okazalos', znakomyj pilot Vot iz ovraga vylazyat oni Lica ot straha bledny i strashny I govorit komandir molodoj: - Tra-ta-ta-ta, poleteli domoj Ty ne mehanik, a tra-ta-ta-ta Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta-ta Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, tra-ta-mat'! Bol'she ne budu ya s vami letat'! - Korichnevaya pugovka Korichnevaya pugovka lezhala na doroge I grelas' na doroge v korichnevoj pyli, No vot po toj doroge proshli bosye nogi Bosye, zagorelye protopali-proshli. Rebyata shli gur'boyu iz dpl'nego poselka, Poslednim shel Aleshka i bol'she vseh pylil Sluchajno il' narochno, togo ne znayu tochno, Na pugovku, na pugovku Aleshka nastupil. A pugovka -- ne nasha! Vskrichali vse rebyata I bukvy ne po-russki napisany na nej! K nachal'niku zastavy begut-speshat rebyata, K nachal'niku, k nachal'niku skrej skrej skorej. Rasskazivajte tochno, skazal nachal'nik strogo I kartu pred soboyu shirokuyu raskryl Glyadit v kakoj derevne i na kakoj doroge Na malen'kuyu pugovku Aleshka nastupil. 4 dnya iskali bojcy po vsem dorogam 4 dnya iskali, zabyv pokoj i son na 5-tyj otyskali chuzhogo neznakomca I bystro oglyadeli ego so vseh storon. A pugovki-to netu! U zadnego karmana! I sshity ne po-nashemu shtrokie shtany. A v glubine karmana -- patrony ot nagana I karta ukreplenij sovetskoj storony. Rebyat tut pohvalili za hrabrost' i snorovku I dolgo zhal im ruki otvazhnyj kapitan Rebyatam podarili otlichnuyu vintovku, Aleshke podarili gremuchij baraban. Vot tak ona hranitsya, Soetskaya granica. I nikakaya svoloch' granicu ne projdet! A pugovka hranitsya v Aleshkinoj kollekcii, Za malen'kuyu pugovku emu bol'shoj pochet! Lomy ; predpolozhitel'no avtory - KVN Leningradskogo 1-go meda. god ~1984 Am YA vozvrashchalsya raz domoj, o mammi! Glyazhu lezhit tovarishch moj, o mammi. Dm E7 Am A ryadom dvorniki gur'boj s lomami. Oni stoyat vokrug nego, o mammi, Stoya oni b'yut ego, o mammi, Stoyat oni i b'yut ego lomami. Dm E7 Am Lomami, lomami, mami b'yut, lomami b'yut. Kogda zhe ya reshi sprosit', o mammi. A mozhno li ego ne bit' lomami, Otvetil upravlyayushchij domammi: Na nashej storone zakon, o mami! Ved' zlostnyj neplatil'shchik on, o mammi. Za eto raz v kvartal my b'em lomami. Lomami, lomami, mami b'yut, lomami b'yut. A pered tem , kak otpuskat', o mammi! Ego reshili obyskat', s, lomami, Vdrug kto-to vyrugalsya - mat', o mammi. Oshibka vyshla v etot raz, o mami, On vovremya kvartplatu vnes, o mami, I vot kvitanciya lezhitt v karmane. V karmane, v karmane-mane bryuk, v karmane bryuk. Mamonty Am Snezhnaya metelica zamela tajgu. Dm G7 C Belaya metelica - vsya tajga v snegu. A7 Dm Po tajge osennej, cherez burelom Dm Am E7 Am Mamonty, mamonty rvutsya naprolom. Burye i sery, slovno valuny. Burye, i serye - dikie slony. Mezh derev'ev i kustov, tam i tut Mamonty, mamonty po tajge idut : 7 raz Mir pobedit vojnu ; Kanonicheskogo motiva u etoj pesni net - igrayut, kak hotyat. Vot ; varianty: 1 variant: C Am Dm G 2 variant: Am Dm E Am 3 variant: Am G F E Poletim my na Lunu, raspahaem celinu, CHem votknem bol'shuyu klizmu zlobnomu imperalizmu. Poletim na Al'tair, i ustroim tam sortir, I vojna v nachal'noj faze zahlebnetsya v unitaze.. Kak iz nashego sortira vyletaet golub' mira!! Traktor v pole "Dyr-dyr-dyr" - ty - za mir, i ya - za mir!! Pr: Mir pobedit, pobedit vojnu, Mir pobedit, pobedit vojnu, Mir pobedit! Mir pobedit vojnu!!! Do chego doshla nauka - Zapustili v nebo suku, I vot slavit do nebes mat' tvoyu, KPSS!! Uskoren'e - vazhnyj faktor, ... ne vyderzhal reaktor! I teper' nash mirnyj atom Vsya Evropa kroet matom! Kak iz nashego sortira Vyletaet golub' mira! Prevratim my nash sortir V bastion bor'by za mir!! Na kitajskoj na granice solnce svetit iz-za gor. ZHeltopuzye kitajcy narushayut dogovor. No nastanut vremena - gryanet novaya vojna, I togda druz'yam-kitajcam dver'yu my prishemim... Pal'cy!! A teper' my skazhem horom To, chto pishem na zaborah: Nash trehbukvennyj kumir, |to slovo - slovo "mir" A znakomyj moj na spor golovoj probil zabor |to krepnet god ot goda sila nashego naroda. Mir pobedit vojnu (drugaya versiya) Dorogoj tovarishch Tito, Ty teper' nash drug i brat Celoval tebya Nikita, Ty ni v chem ne vinovat Pripev: Mir pobedit, pobedit vojnu Mir pobedit, pobedit vojnu Mir pobedit vojnu Sputnik-sputnik, SHalaputnik, Ty letaesh' do nebes Ty letaesh', proslavlyaesh' mat' tvoyu, KPSS Pripev Horosho, chto nash Gagarin Ne evrej i ne tatarin, Ne tadzhik i ne uzbek, A sovetskij chelovek! Pripev Uskoren'e - vazhnyj faktor, No ne vyderzhal reaktor, I teper' nash mirnyj atom Vsya Evropa kroet matom Pripev Mirno pole pashet traktor, Za selom gorit reaktor - Ty, reaktor, dogoraj, My vstrechaem Pervomaj Pripev My, hohly, takaya naciya Ne strashna nam radiaciya Esli b shvedy ne skazazali, My b i dal'she tam pahali Pripev A teper' spoem my horom, To, chto pishem po zaboram - Nash trehbukvennyj kumir - |to slovo... slovo MIR! Pripev Mumu (na muz. "Generaly peschanyh kar'erov") Am Dm Za chto Gerasim utopil Mumu, Am E7 Za chto Mumu i pochemu? Am A7 Ona ne sdelala plohogo nikomu, Dm E7 Za chto Mumu i pochemu !?! On privyazal k Mume dva kirpicha, Dva kirpicha, k odnoj Mume. Glaza ubijcy, ruki palacha, Dva kirpicha, dva kirpicha. A ved' Muma eshche mogla by zhit', Hodit' gulyat', sredi berez. Lezhit, lezhit Muma na dne pruda, I zhalko mne dva kirpicha. Za chto Gerasim utopil Mumu, Mumu-mumu, mumu-mumu, Izvestno eto tol'ko odnomu, Gerasimu, Mumu-mumu, mumu-mumu. Murka Am E Am Now I tell the story how all this happened. A7 Dm Murka was the girl and girl allright. Dm Am And in our district everybody missed her E Am When she was arrested late at night. Once we went on business, me and Rabinovich, Then we dropped at nearest restaurant-hall. There was Murka sitting with Tommy, bloody bastard, And she had a brouning, black and small. First we wonna-gonna 'cause we were alone, But suddenly a revenge came to mind. In the dirty park-lines, where the people drink wine, Our lovely Murka, you shall die. How do you do, my Murka? How do you do, my darling? How do you do, my darling, and goodbye... You was sold forever all our malina And it is a reason you must die. Rabinovich fired, but he missed of target. Me was that who made a little shot. I was brought to doctor but Rabinovich, sterva, Quickly took the girl to drink on spot. Blacky voronochek, and my heart is crying, And my heart is crying in the night. In the dirty park-lines where the people drink wine Murka's body lying still but fine... - My bandito, gangsterito m/f "Kapitan Vrungel'" G My bandito, gangsterito, Dm My kasteto, pistoleto. E oh yes. My strelyanto, Ubivanto, ukradanto to i eto. oh, yes. Am7 C Banko, tresto, prezidento, D7 G Ograblyanto un momento. Em oh, yes. I za ento, rezhisento nas snimanto kinolento. oh, yes. My bandito znamenito, My strelyato pistoleto. oh, yes. My fiato, Raz'ezhato celyj den' kabrioleto. oh, yes. Postoyanno p'em chinzano, Postoyanno syto-p'yano. oh, yes. Derzhim banko Milliono i plevanto na zakono. oh, yes. My pirato, gastrolero, My sin'oro Delyavoro. oh, yes. I grazhdanto, Ubeganto v rassypanto presto skoro. oh, yes. a-la bene, de patino, vse igranto v gansterino. oh, yes. ul momano, Cap moneto i strelyato pistoleto. - Na bronetransportere YUrij Panyushkin 1. CHto snit'sa nashim vorogam, Nam eto, brat, bez raznitzi: Kak zasandalim porohom, CHto dim pojdet... so vseh storon. |gej, egej, my v bronetransportere! |gej, egej, na sushe i na more! 2.Obiknovennaya fignya Vse ih popolznovenia: U nas chto ludi, chto bronya - Krepki na udivlen'e! |gej, |gej, i tanki nashi bistri. |gej, |gej, i spirt zalit v kanistri! 3. Na ihnyuyu isteriku Pojdem moguchim stroem. Kolumb otkryl Ameriku, A my ee zakroem. |gej, |gej, obchistim i otkroem! (2 raza). 4.Mi vdal' glyadim uverenno, Ved' my s tobou, brat, V grobu vidali Reigana I (i) ves' ego senat! |gej, |gej, i tanki nashi bistri. |gej, |gej, my v bronetransportere! Oj, Van' vklyuchi mne Santa-Barbaru Avtor - 56 letnyaya pensionerka iz Moskovskoj obl., st. Barybino, pos. YUzhnyj, Vasil'eva L.V. Oj, Van' vklyuchi mne Santa-Barbaru, Brosaj skoree vse dela... Ty pomnish', Dzhina v proshloj serii Sofii plenku otdala. Naverno, Dzhina, pravda, Van', Sovsem uzh ne takaya dryan', Mne za nee obidno, Van', Ej - tol'ko bran'. Uzh ty by luchshe pomolchala by, Si-si rogatyj, kak olen'. Ej, vidno, malo bylo Mejsona - Za Kejtom nositsya ves' den'. A chto eshche ej delat', Zin? Nu, razve s®ezdit' v magazin... YA na nee ne stal by, Zin, Tratit' benzin... Oj, Van', a Kruz opyat' celuetsya, Opyat' kamin u nih gorit. On Iden tak interesuetsya, No telefon ves' den' zvonit... I chto-to, Van', ya ne pojmu, Zameny, chto-li, net emu? Vezde strelyaet tol'ko on. A gde OMON ? |h, Zin, konchaj na Kruza pyalitsya, Opyat' menya ne zavodi, Kogda ty smotrish' "Santa-Barbaru", To hot' iz doma uhodi. K tomu zhe u tebya poka Drugogo netu muzhika, YA u tebya poka odin, Smekaesh', Zin? Oj, Vanya, kak mne zhalko Dzhuliyu: Ona opyat' v uglu revet, S nej Mejson spal chetyre serii, A chej rebenok - ne pojmet. Ne znayu kak teper' ej byt' I kak ej Mejsona zabyt', Ved' ej pridetsya ot nego Dite rodit'! Oj, Van', kak bystro vse zakonchilos', I snova zhdat' chetyre dnya... No esli Kruz opyat' ne zhenitsya, Terpen'e lopnet u menya. YA vse zhe, Vanya, ne pojmu, CHego eshche tyanut' emu? Ved' Iden uzh, naverno, god, Kak s nim zhivet. - Pesn' pro karate klub "Marabu" DoneckGU, do 1985 g. Horosho vzroslym byt', horosho byt' bol'shim, Vozvyshat'sya nad vsemi na celyj arshin. Ne obidit nikto, ne otymet pal'to, Esli koso vzglyanet - pozhaleet potom. A u nas v karate etot rost nipochem. V karate, kak v dzyude, est' udar kirpichem Tol'ko rech' ne o tom, tol'ko rech' ne o tom, No bol'shie, byvalo, rydali potom. Trenirovki nuzhny, chtoby silu kachat'. Golovoj probivat' futov shest' ili pyat'. YA dva kruga begu bosikom po stene, YA i nogi uzlom zavyazhu na spine. Karate eto boj, karate eto duh! I nam ne strashen lyuboj, esli nas bol'she dvuh! Esli noch'yu boish'sya gulyat' v temnote - To zapishesh'sya k nam, v karate, v karate. A moj drug Konstantin v nepredvidennyj mig V dva udara nogi razvalyal gruzovik. I v pesok zatoptal, i ushel poskorej... Dolgo mal'chik rydal nad igrushkoj svoej. Novogodnyaya (Pesenka o profsoyuznoj rabote) Gleb Kum ; Original'nyj variant. Avtor har'kovskij bard Gleb, izvestnyj takzhe kak Kum ; Ispolnyaetsya s vyrazheniem otrazhayushchim meru op'yaneniya glavnogo geroya Am Dm E Am Ah kakoj ogromnyj dom -- eto moj uchastok Dm G C YA idu tuda s meshkom, Ded Moroz neschastnyj Dm E F U menya prikleen nos, boroda iz vaty Dm E Am Ktoya, detki? Pravil'no, dedushka Moroz, a ne bes s oplatoj Gde-to doma zhinka zhdet. Plachut doma deti Kak hotel ya Novyj god vmeste s nimi vstretit' No ne tak reshil profkom -- Pet'ka Tryasoguskin Vot teper' idu s meshkom -- u menya nagruzka Vot kvartira nomer raz: "Zdravstvujte detishki Ded moroz prishel do vas, raspishites' v knizhke CHto takoe? Net detej? Nu kak vy eto pravo? Nu raspishites' poskorej, da ne zdes' a sprava" CHto-to mne v karman suyut... 3 rublya? Nu chto vy! Vodku? Net, rebyata, ya zh ne p'yu -- ne terplyu spirtnogo Nu pochemu kak ne rodnoj? Vse my prosto lyudi Nu davajte po odnoj. Nu s prazdnikom, fu, budem! Vot kvartira nomer dva! Zdravstvujte detishki! Ded Moroz prishel do vas! Raspishites' v knizhke! Poluchajte Bab YAgu dlya svoej devchushki! Ne, sobachku ne mogu...O! Mogu dve pushki! CHej-to mne v karman suyut... 3 rublya?! Davajte! Vodku? Ne, rebyata, ya zh ne p'yu, a vprochem -- nalivajte Vot kvvartira nomer... Try!Fu, kak by ne svalit'sya Otkravajte govoryu! De Marazm stuchitsya! ZHivo zvat' syuda detej! Na tebe podmetku! I davajte 5 rublej! Nalivajte vodku! Dajte sho-nibud' zaest', tol'ko pobystree! I za stol pustite sest'! ...Fu!...Krugom evrei... Vot kvvar-ti-ra numer ...fir! Otkryvajte zhivo! |t rebyata Mojdodyr! K vam, ot kaliftiva! Nu sho ty pryachesh'sya, malysh? Dajte mne dorogu! Stoj papasha gde stoish'! Uuu, kak zhe vas zdes' mnogo! Perenosica bolit i pod glazom puhnet Kto ya? Leshij? Ajbolit? Gde lezhu? Na kuhne... Nu davaj papasha bez ugroz a? Pomolchi hot' razik! Zdravstvuj dedushka moroz! .....Prinesite tazik! Pole Kulikovo Am Dm Kak na pole Kulikovom prokrichali kuliki, E7 Am I v poryadke bestalkovom vyshli russkie polki. Kak dohnuli peregarom - za sto verst razit, Znachit vypili nedarom, budet vrag razbit. Am Dm Pr: I sleva nas rat', i sprava nas rat', E7 Am Horosho s perepoya mechom pomahat'. Slavnyj voin Peresvet byl odet v odni portki, A kol'chugu v p'yanoj drake razorvali na kuski, Vzyal on kruzhku samogona i, kachayas', govorit: Esli vyp'yu ee razom - budet vrag razbit. Podoshel k svoej kobyle, nu rastalkivat' ee: CHto zh ty, p'yanaya korova, al' ne vidish' nichego, Al' ob'elasya gorohu, za verstu razit, Znachit vypito nedarom, budet vrag razbit. Pr. Kop'ya plotnuyu stenoyu, konnyj stroj iz kraya v kraj Pred koninoj i kumysom na holme sidit Mamaj A Donskoj s pohmel'ya stremya ne pojmaet, hot' ubej, Iz tolpy tatar galopom vyletaet CHelubej Voevoda s krasnym nosom v ratnom dele znaet tolk, I v zasadu byl im poslan samyj p'yanyj v zhopu polk, Perebralis' cherez reku s krikom matom, molodcy, Znat' nazad dorogi netu, v vodu sunuli koncy. Kak soshlas' na pole brani s p'yanoj rat'yu trezva rat', Vse doeto, vse dopito, bol'she nechego teryat', Tol'ko k vecheru nad polem prokrichali kuliki, Razgromili basurmanov protrezvevshie polki. Pr: I sleva byla rat', i sprava byla rat', A teper' za sto verst nikogo ne vidat'. Sleva byla rat' i sprava byla rat', I bitvoyu Mat'-Rus' spasena. Vremena ushli v istoriyu, v letu kanuli goda, No tradicii svyatye vspominaem zavsegda. Vypiv po butylke vodki i portvejnom vse zaliv Oshchushchaem naslazhdenie mordu blizhnemu nabiv. Pr: I sleva tvoyu mat' i sprava tvoyu mat' - Horosho s perepoyu kolom pomahat'. Pospeli vishni v sadu u dyadi Vani Grigorij Gladkov (Dnepropetrovsk) |to NE bard Grigorij Gladkov, a ego odnofamilec. Prozhivaet v Dnepropetrovske. sm. zametku Kulibaba YU. "Pospeli mysli v stole u dyadi Grishi" ("...Obnaruzhen avtor ochen' narodnoj pesni...") "Komsomol'skaya pravda" 06.02.1993 Am Dm 1. Pospeli vishni v sadu u dyadi Vani E Am E U dyadi Vani pospeli vishni Am Dm A dyadya Vanya s tetej Grunej nynche v bane E7 Am A my s druz'yami pogulyat' kak budto vyshli Pripev: G C A ty Grigorij ne rugajsya, a ty Pet'ka ne krichi Dm F E7 A ty s koshelochkoj ne lez' poka pri vseh Am A7 Dm Pospeli vishni v sadu u dyadi Vani ¿ E7 Am (E)> 2 raza A vmesto vishen ostalsya odin smeh Y 2. Rebyata, samo glavnoe spokojstvie i tishe Vdrug ne zametyat. Da ne zametyat. A kol' zametyat, my vozduhom zdes' dyshim. Skazal nash Pet'ka i iz sada vypal Pripev 3. A nu-ka Pet'ka, nagni skoree vetku. A on chereshnyu v rubahu sypal I neudachno vidno Pet'ka dernul vetku CHto vmeste s vishnyami zaborov sadik vypal. Pripev 4. Pust' dyadya Vanya moet spinu tete Grune V kolhoznoj bane na Michigane My skazhem druzhno: "Spasibo tetya Grunya !" A dyadya Vanya? I dyadya Vanya. Pripev Proigr. Pripev A vmesto vishen ostalsya odin smeh } 2 raza Pospel mais na rancho dyadi Bila YU. Gordon Pospel mais na rancho dyadi Bila Dm Gm U dyadi Bila mais pospel na rancho, A7 Dm A tetya Peggi Bila v gosti priglasila Dm Gm I my s toboyu pogulyat' poshli poran'she. A7 Dm Pripev: | | A nu-ka CHarli ne rugajsya, Gm C7 | Nu-ka Dzhon ne nasedaj, F | A nu-ka Fred kuda ty presh' - E7 | Opyat' ty tut! A7 Pospel mais na rancho dyadi Bila, Dm Gm Nu a teper' tam tol'ko kaktusy rastut. A7 Dm Vo vsem Tehase znayut dyadyu Bila - Pridurka, hama i debila. A tetya Peggi, eta ryzhaya kobyla, Segodnya ban'ku zharko istopila. Pripev. Pokuda tetya Peggi dyadyu Bila V koryte myla, pochti bez myla, Mais na rancho kak volnoyu smylo U dyadi Bila, u dyadi Bila. Pripev. U dyadi Bila rozhu vsyu perekosilo Kogda uznal on chto na rancho bylo. On sredi kaktusov sidit zloj kak gorilla Poprobuj sun'sya - shlopochesh' v rylo. Pripev. Pro dva monastyrya /* Ob avtorstve mneniya razdelilis'. ... to li L'vovich, to li Murav'ev (oba zhili 10 let nazad v Kazani), ne pomnyu kto tochno, utochnyu... ... Boris Vajhanskij iz Minska. On pel ee na koncertah eshche v semidesyatye. V osnove lezhit real'naya istoriya. V Rostove Velikom est' dva monastyrya, govoryat, kogda-to dejstvitel'no proryli tam monahi i monahini podzemnyj hod. */ C G Legendu ya slyhal v dalekom detstve, C Ne vse ya pomnyu, chestno govorya, (Gm)A Dm davnym davno stoyali po sosedstvu F E Muzhskoj i zhenskij dva monastyrya. Am Dm Monaham bez uhoda bylo tugo E Am E I zhizn' monashek tozhe ne sirop Am Dm I vot odnazhdy drug navstrechu drugu E Am G Oni podzemnyj nachali podkop. Byl truden put' do vstrechi na rassvete No chto podelat', kak tut ne kruti, No prokopali zhenshchiny dve treti, Muzhchiny tol'ko tret' togo puti. Teper' ya tochno znayu v chem prichina, I potomu ya nynche zol i hmur. Teper' ya tochno znayu, chto muzhchiny Kopnuv tri raza shli na perekur. Oni dymok kolechkami puskali, Travya za anekdotom anekdot, A v eto vremya zhenshchiny kopali, I prodvigalis' zhenshchiny vpered. Eshche prichinu nazovu otdel'no, YA eto delo znayu nazubok. Muzhchiny, ya uveren, parallel'no Veli podkop pod vinnyj pogrebok. Oni vino kreplennoe glotali. Oni shutili: lish' sova ne p'et. A v eto vremya zhenshchiny kopali, I prodvigalis' zhenshchiny vpered. Potom sredi muzhchin nashelsya kto-to, Skazal on: "Bratcy, net na vas kresta! Daesh' besperebojnuyu rabotu! Daesh' proizvoditel'nost' truda!" Potom monahi dolgo zasedali, I sostavlyali plan rabot na god A v eto vremya zhenshchiny kopali, I prodvigalis' zhenshchiny vpered. Ne o monahah ya teper' pechalyus', O nih by ya ne stal slaga' stihi, Puskaj monahi sami otvechayut Za ih srednevekovye grehi. Proshli veka i chto teper' sudit' nam Kto v glub' kopal, a kto dopustim v shir'. No ostaetsya glavnaya zadacha - Lentyaev podvodit' pod monastyr'. - Raskinulos' pole po modulyu pyat'  Raskinulos' pole po modulyu pyat' Vdali integraly stoyali Student ne sumel proizvodnuyu vzyat' Emu v dekanate skazali |kzamen nel'zya na arapa sdavat' Dekan nash toboj nedovolen Sumej teoremu Koshi dokazat' Il' budesh' iz VUZa uvolen. "YA rad dokazat', da vot znanij uzh net" V glazah u nego pomutilos' Uvidel stipendii merknushchij sled. Upal. Serdce bol'she ne bilos'. K nemu podbezhali s holodnoj vodoj Hoteli vernut' ego v chuvstva No prepod pechal'no kachnul golovoj - "Naprasny mol vashi isskustva" Tri dnya v dekanate pokojnik lezhal V shtany Pifagora odetyj V rukah on zachetnuyu knizhku derzhal Edinstvennoj trojkoj sogretoj K nogam privyazali emu sopromat I v matricu trup obernuli A vmesto molitvy na pamyat' prochli Emu teoremu Bernulli Naprasno studenty zhdut druga v pivnoj Nauka bez zhertv ne byvaet A sinusa grafik volna za volnoj Po osi abscis ubegaet Marksist svoe veskoe slovo skazal - "Materiya ne ischezaet!" Zagnetsya student - na mogile ego Ogromnyj lopuh vyrostaet. Naprasno starushka zhdet syna domoj Ej skazhut - ona zarydaet Stoit institut nepristupnoj stenoj - Drugih durakov podzhidaet. Sanitarno-gigienicheskij romans (na motiv pesni Patrisii Kaas "Madmuazel' poet blyuz"). Dm A7 V moj odinokij dom vhodil ty, nespesha, Dm I ya tonula v ozere plenitel'nyh glaz. Dm A7 Boltaya i smeyas', my v kuhne pili chaj. Dm No razve tol'ko chaj svyazyval nas? Gm Dm SHeptala ya tebe :"Ostan'sya, milyj moj!" Gm B A No, kak vsegda, speshil ty domo -oj... Pripev: A Dm A Odna iz form proyavlen'ya dosuga - A Dm Koketnichat' s lyubimym, raspivaya chai. Dm A A po nocham menya muchaet skuka B Gm I koe-to eshche, naverno, zhazhda lyubvi, prostoj sovetskoj lyubvi... A Dm ............... (Proigrysh, podbirajte ego sami) Oui, madam. Odnazhdy ty prishel pod vecher v vyhodnoj, Skazav, chto v dome net vody goryachej u vas. I poprosilsya v dush, i nezhen byl so mnoj. I ya reshila, chto nastal zavetnyj moj chas. YA chistoe bel'e postlala na krovat', No ty domoj uehal opyat'... Pripev: K lyubym oblomam po zhizni gotovyas', YA chestvuyu byt kommunal'noj Moskvy. No po nocham menya muchaet skuka I koe-to eshche, naverno, zhazhda lyubvi, prostoj sovetskoj lyubvi... Oui, madam. I vot ya snova zhdu prihoda tvoego, I zapasayu chaj, a takzhe mylo koplyu. Mne bol'she ot tebya ne nuzhno nichego, YA vse sama otdam, ya-zh po sovetski lyublyu. Ty tol'ko prihodi, ya vse tebe proshchu, I kak vsegda domoj otpushchu. Pripev: I budu zhdat', kak u morya pogody, Kogda nastupit u vas kapremont po vesne, Kogda otklyuchat goryachuyu vodu, I milyj vozvratitsya ko mne popit' chajku i p