Õ÷áöáåíùå ëïììåçé! Çòõððá õæïìïçï÷ éú Íïóëï÷óëïçï Õîé÷åòíáçá ðòï÷ïäéô éóóìåäï÷áîéå ÷ùóûåê îåò÷îïê äåñôåìøîïóôé ðïìøúï÷áôåìåê ëïíðøàôåòîùè óåôåê. Ïâòáýáåíóñ ë ×áí ó ðòïóøâïê ïôîåóôéóø óåòøåúîï ë ðòåäìáçáåíùí ÷ïðòïóáí é ðïôòáôéôø ×áûå òáâïþåå ÷òåíñ îá ïô÷åôù îá îéè. Òåúõìøôáôù ïðòïóá âõäõô ÷ù÷åûåîù îá óôåîçáúåôå óåëãéé "Þõìëé-îïóëé" Íïóëï÷óëïçï Õîé÷åòíáçá. Ðòïóéí ïô÷åôéôø îá ÷óå ÷ïðòïóù. Îå ðåòåõôïíìñêôåóø, ÷ùâéòáñ åäéîóô÷åîîùê ÷áòéáîô ïô÷åôá, íïöåôå ðòåò÷áôøóñ, ðåòåëõòéôø, ðïïâåäáôø úá ëõìéóáíé óåëãéê "Þõìëé-îïóëé" é "Ìá-æáêåôô" Íïóëï÷óëïçï Õîé÷åòíáçá. ×ùâòáîîùê ïô÷åô ïôíåþáåôóñ úîáëïí "Ðé", þôï äáåô ×áí ðòéâìéúéôåìøîï 3,14159 âáììá. Åóìé ×áûå íîåîéå ïôìéþáåôóñ ïô ðõîëôï÷ íåîà, ×ù íïöåôå ÷ùóëáúáôø åçï ÷ ó÷ïâïäîïê æïòíå úá÷åäõàýåê óåëãéåê "Þõìëé-îïóëé" Íïóëï÷óëïçï Õîé÷åòíáçá Òáéóå Çòéçïòøå÷îå Âìà. Ïô÷åôù îáðòá÷ìñêôå ðï áäòåóõ: çïòïä Íïóë÷á, ûôáô Íïóë÷á, ôåòòéôïòéñ âù÷û. ÓÓÓÒ, ë÷áäòáô 74-02, Ò. Ç. Âìà. ====================================================================== Q1. [BOO] ×ù ðïääåòöé÷áåôå ó÷ñúø ó Óéìáíé Ëïóíïóá? 1) íîïçï òáú ÷ äåîø 2) ëáöäùê äåîø úá 30 íéî. äï åäù é þåòåú 30 íéî. ðïóìå ðéôøñ 3) åöåäîå÷îï 4) ëáöäùå îåóëïìøëï äîåê 5) åöåîåäåìøîï 6) 2-3 òáúá ÷ íåóñã 7) ÷ïïâýå-ôï ñ - Îáðïìåïî Q2. Îá ëáëéå ôåìåëïîæåòåîãéé (éìé newsgroups, üèï-ëïîæåòåîãéé é ô.ð.) ×ù ðïäðéóáîù? 1) ëïííåòþåóëéå 2) áîôéëïííåòþåóëéå 3) àíïò, èïââé 4) âõçé-÷õçé 5) ëïîæåòåîãéñ "Ëáòôù úéíîéè íéçòáãéê îïöåë Âõûá" 6) îåò÷îï-ðïìéôéþåóëéå, ðóéèéþåóëéå, óìåúïôïþé÷ùå (îáðò., abcdef.qwerty) 7) õþåâîï-ðïäóôòåëáôåìøîùå 8) áîôéóåðôéþåóëéå 9) ðòïóôï þåóëéå 10) îå úîáà 11) óäáàóø Q3. ×áû óôéìø õþáóôéñ ÷ ôåìåëïîæåòåîãéñè (newsgroups, üèï-ëïîæåòåîãéñè é ô.ð.) - üôï 1) òåçõìñòîï þéôáôø ðïóôõðáàýéå óïïâýåîéñ 2) þéôáôø éè úáðïåí 3) éúòåäëá ÷ùðé÷áôø 4) þáóôåîøëï ÷ùðé÷áôø 5) éîïçäá îáðé÷áôøóñ ëáë ó÷éîøñ 6) îéþåçï îå ðéôø 7) íïöåôå îå ïô÷åþáôø 8) á ëôï âõäåô ïô÷åþáôø? Q4. Ëïíðøàôåòîùå óåôé ×áí îõöîù ÷ ïóîï÷îïí äìñ 1) ðòéëïìá 2) âïìøûïçï ðòéëïìá + ëáë ïðòá÷äáîéå ôòáôù òáâïþåçï ÷òåíåîé 3) ðåòåäáþé óìõöåâîïê óåëòåôîïê éîæïòíáãéé ôòåôøéí, ðñôùí é óåäøíùí ìéãáí 4) ÷åäåîéñ íåöäõîáòïäîïçï ôåòòïòéúíá 5) úá÷ñúù÷áîéñ, ïóåíåîåîéñ, ðïþëï÷áîéñ é ïðùìåîéñ 6) ðïìõþåîéñ é ðåòåäáþé ÷úñôïë 7) ðòïóôï ôáë 8) îå ðòïóôï ôáë, á ÷ ëïííåòþåóëéè ãåìñè 9) ðïäçïôï÷ëé ïäîéè é ïôðòá÷ëé ðï ïûéâëå äòõçéè ðõâìéëáãéê 10) éú÷ìåþåîéñ âåçáàýéè âáêôéëï÷ éú áòèé÷îùè æáêìï÷ 11) ÷ùðïìîåîéñ æõîëãéê áäíéîéóôòáôïòá éìé ëïîæåòáîóøå 12) ÷ùðïìîåîéñ æõîëãéê óðáóáàýåçï éìé õôïðáàýåçï 13) ÷ùðïìîåîéñ æõîëãéê SUM é AVERAGE (ÓÕÍÍ é ÓÒÅÄÎ äìñ òõóóëïñúùþîùè ÷åòóéê) 14) ïôðòá÷ëé åóôåóô÷åîîùè ðïôòåâîïóôåê 15) ðïéóëá õôòáþåîîùè äåîåç ÷ ÍÍÍ 16) õþáóôéñ ÷ ðòïæåóóéïîáìøîùè ôåìåëïîæåòåîãéñè ÷ ëáþåóô÷å íáóóï÷ëé 17) á úáþåí ÷áí? 18) äéîáíéþåóëïçï ïâíåîá äáîîùíé ëáë ëìéåîô æéòíù Microsoft éìé ëáë óåò÷åò OLE 2.0 Q5. ×ù ðéûåôå é ðïìõþáåôå óïïâýåîéñ 1) îá òõóóëïí ñúùëå 2) îá îáóôïñýåí $^#$%& òõóóëïí ñúùëå 3) îá é÷òéôå 4) îá áîçìéêóëïí ñúùëå 5) in English 6) sorry, I don't understand 7) General Protection Fault in module BRAIN.EXE segment 0000:ZZZZ Q6. Îáóëïìøëï ×ù õäï÷ìåô÷ïòåîù òáâïôïê ÷ ëïíðøàôåòîùè óåôñè? 1) þòåú÷ùþáêîï äï÷ïìåî 2) ïþåîø èïòïûï, ðòéñôîï 3) åóìé îá óôïìå, ôï íîå, ÷ ïâýåí, îòá÷éôóñ 4) åóìé ìå÷áñ îïçá îá õòï÷îå ûåé, ôï ñ ðïìõþáà õäï÷ïìøóô÷éå 5) ÷ ðïúå "064-32-ó ìåöá" õþåâîéëá "Ë. Óõôòá", Í., Õþðåäçéú, 1917, ó.1206 Q7. Ðïóòåäóô÷ïí üìåëôòïîîïê ðïþôù ×ù ðòéïâòåìé 1) ðïóôïñîîùè äåìï÷ùè ðáòôîåòï÷ 2) èïòïûéè ôï÷áòéýåê 3) äïâòùè äòõúåê 5) Ôáîøëõ 6) òåâåîëá ïô Ôáîøëé 7) óðìïûîùå òáúïþáòï÷áîéñ 8) ëòõûåîéå îáäåöä é óëï÷ïòïäëïê ðï çïìï÷å Q8. Éîôåîóé÷îïóôø ×áûåê òáâïôù ÷ ëïíðøàôåòîùè óåôñè úá÷éóéô ïô 1) úáçòõöåîîïóôé äåìáíé 2) îáóôòïåîéñ 3) úáðïå÷ 4) úáðïå÷ äåìï÷ùè ðáòôîåòï÷ 5) åóìé õ Íáòøé÷áîîù ïðñôø Ìåëóéëïî îå úáçòõúéôóñ, ôï äï ÷åþåòá îå óñäõ Q9. ×ù óëìïîîù äõíáôø, þôï þåìï÷åþåóëéå ëïîôáëôù, ïóõýåóô÷ìñåíùå ó ðïíïýøà ëïíðøàôåòîùè óåôåê, - üôï 1) ÷ùóûáñ æïòíá ïâýåîéñ 2) ðïìîïãåîîïå ïâýåîéå 3) îïòíáìøîïå ïâýåîéå âåú éóðïìøúï÷áîéñ ðòïôé÷ïúáþáôïþîùè óòåäóô÷ 4) ðïìåúîïå äïðïìîåîéå ë éóôéîîïíõ ïâýåîéà ó éóðïìøúï÷áîéåí ðòïôé÷ïúáþáôïþîùè óòåäóô÷ 5) ÷ þåí-ôï îåîáóôïñýåå ïâýåîéå 6) ëòáêîå îåäïóôáôïþîáñ æïòíá ïâýåîéñ 7) ÷ïïâýå îå ïâýåîéå 8) ïðáóîáñ úáíåîá îáóôïñýåçï ïâýåîéñ 9) ñ åýå íïìïä, þôïâù äõíáôø ïâ üôïí Q10. Ðïéóë ÷ õäáìåîîùè éóôïþîéëáè éîæïòíáãéé - üôï äìñ ×áó 1) îåïâèïäéíïóôø 2) é õäï÷ïìøóô÷éå, é îåïâèïäéíïóôø 3) óëïòåå õäï÷ïìøóô÷éå 4) ðõóôáñ úáâá÷á, îï ðòéñôîï 5) îå çï÷ïòéôå íáíå 6) ñ üôéí îå úáîéíáàóø 7) ðòåäðïþéôáà îáóôïñýåå ïâýåîéå Q11. Úáðòáûé÷áñ éîæïòíáãéà (÷ âáîëáè äáîîùè éìé úáäá÷áñ ÷ïðòïóù äòõçéí ðïìøúï÷áôåìñí óåôé), ×ù ðïìõþáåôå îõöîùå ó÷åäåîéñ? 1) îõ ëáë ÷áí óëáúáôø? 2) ÷ ïâýåí, éîïçäá 3) éîïçäá ðïìõþáà, þáýå îåô 4) þôï-ôï ðïìõþáà, îï ôï ìé üôï 5) îá íïé úáðòïóù ðïþåíõ-ôï ÷ïïâýå îåô ïô÷åôï÷ 6) ñ ôõô ðïóìáì ïäîï, á ðïìõþéì ôáëïå... 7) HELP! ×ïòä 6 îå ðåþáôáåô ðï-òõóóëé! Q12. Îáþéîáåôóñ ìé îáú÷áîéå ×áûåê ïòçáîéúáãéé ó âõë÷ù Á? 1) äá 2) îåô 3) òáîøûå îáþéîáìïóø, ôåðåòø îåô 4) îå úîáà 5) òõóóëïê éìé ìáôéîóëïê? Q13. Ðòïóéí ðòïýåîéñ úá îåäåìéëáôîùê ÷ïðòïó, îï óëïìøëï ×áí ìåô? 1) 16 éìé íåîåå 2) 16-32 3) 32-64 4) 64-128 5) 128-256 6) Ó000H 7) óåêþáó 8, îï þåòåú îåäåìà íîå òáóûéòñô äï 16 8) îõ, ñ îå ôáëïê ÷åúõþéê - 640 íîå ìåô Q14. Äá÷îï ìé ×ù âïìôáåôåóø ÷ ëïíðøàôåòîùè óåôñè? 1) íåîåå ôòåè íåóñãå÷ 2) 3-6 íåóñãå÷ 3) õöå çïä, ðïòá âù ÷áí é ÷ùôáóëé÷áôø 4) ñ äåìøæéî, íåîñ ïôðõóôñô 5) ïô ðïìõôïòá äï ä÷õè ìåô 6) âïìåå 2 ìåô 7) ôòé çïäá ó ëïîæéóëáãéåê 8) äåóñôø ìåô ó ïâýåóô÷åîîùí ðïòéãáîéåí, ìéûåîéåí ÷ïäéôåìøóëéè ðòá÷ é õèïäïí öåîù ó ëòéëáíé "Ôù îá ëïí öåîéìóñ? Îá íîå éìé îá üôïê þåòôï÷ïê öåìåúëå?!" Q15. Îáúï÷éôå ïóîï÷îïê òïä ×áûéè ÷ïêóë... ×ðòïþåí, ìõþûå îå îáäï. Âõäõ ðòéúîáôåìåî á÷ôïòáí ïòéçéîáìá áîëåôù, åóìé ïîé îå ïâéäñôóñ îá á÷ôïòá. Òïíá ×ïòïîåöóëéê -+- + Origin: Economics Departament RAO (2:50/128.0@fidonet) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 73 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 20 Nov 94 13:02:06 To : All 21 Nov 94 09:12:30 Subj : .áíñôîéë ëïíðøàôåòýéëõ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : SU.HUMOR (SU.HUMOR) * From : Timur Evdokimov, 2:5020/243 (Wednesday November 16 1994 23:33) * To : All * Subj : Ðáíñôîéë ëïíðøàôåòýéëõ ============================================================================= Hello, All! Ôõô ÷ïô õçïòáúäéìï íåîñ ðòïóôõäéôøóñ-úáâïìåôø, ôåíðåòáôõòá >39, ÷ ïâýåí ðïþôé ôòõðáë. 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Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 81 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 21 Nov 94 20:43:02 To : All 22 Nov 94 04:28:26 Subj : Software Airlines ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Igor Kaminskiy (2:5005/18) * Area : KIEV.ANECDOT (KIEV.ANECDOT) * From : Andrey Ganin, 2:463/52.33 (18 Nov 94 05:39) * To : All * Subj : Software Airlines ============================================================================= Ðòé÷åôóô÷õà, All! ×ïô, îáûåì óåçïäîñ îá çïæåòå îá GU -- íïöåô, âõäåô ëïíõ éîôåòåóîï íïê óëòïíîùê ðåòå÷ïä ðïþéôáôø... ;) ---------- 8< ------------ 8< ------------ 8< --------------------- Åóìé âù æéòíù, úáîéíáàýéåóñ ðòïçòáííîùí ïâåóðåþåîéåí, óïäåòöáìé á÷éáìéîéé... (Ïôæïò÷áòäöåîï éú óåôé JunkFAX æéòíù National Semiconductor) Á÷éáìéîéé DOS Ðáóóáöéòù ôïìëáàô óáíïìåô ðï ÷úìåôîïê ðïìïóå äï ôåè ðïò, ðï- ëá ïî îå ÷úìåôéô, úáôåí úáðòùçé÷áàô îá îåçï é ìåôñô, ðïëá ïî óîï- ÷á îå ïðõóôéôóñ îá úåíìà. Úáôåí ÷óå ðï÷ôïòñåôóñ óîáþáìá. Á÷éáìéîéé QEMM Ðïìîïóôøà áîáìïçéþîù á÷éáìéîéñí DOS, îï ÷ ðïìåôå õ ÷áó âïìøûå íåóôá äìñ îïç. Á÷éáìéîéé Mac ×óå óôàáòäù, óôàáòäåóóù, ðéìïôù, ëáóóéòù é ôåèîéþåóëéê ðåò- óïîáì ÷ùçìñäñô ïäéîáëï÷ï, çï÷ïòñô ïäéîáëï÷ï é äåêóô÷õàô ïäéîáëï- ÷ï. Ëáöäùê òáú, ëïçäá ÷ù éîôåòåóõåôåóø ëáëéíé-ìéâï äåôáìñíé, ÷áí ïâ®ñóîñàô, þôï ÷ù üôï îå ïâñúáîù úîáôø, þôï ÷ù üôïçï îå èïôéôå úîáôø, þôï ÷óå âõäåô óäåìáîï âåú ÷áûåçï õþáóôéñ é ÷ïïâýå ðòïóñô ÷áó úáôëîõôøóñ. Á÷éáìéîéé OS/2. Äìñ ôïçï, þôïâù ðïðáóôø ÷ óáíïìåô, ÷ù äïìöîù ðïóôá÷éôø îá ó÷ïåí âéìåôå 10 òáúîùè ðåþáôåê, ðòïóôïñ÷ äìñ üôïçï ÷ äåóñôé òáú- îùè ïþåòåäñè. Úáôåí ÷ù úáðïìîñåôå áîëåôõ, ÷ ëïôïòïê õëáúù÷áåôå, çäå éíåîîï ÷ù èïôéôå óéäåôø, á ôáëöå óïïâýáåôå, ëáë äïìöåî ÷ùçìñ- äåôø óáíïìåô -- ëáë ïëåáîóëéê ìáêîåò, ëáë ðáóóáöéòóëéê ðïåúä éìé ëáë á÷ôïâõó. Åóìé ÷áí ÷óå-ôáëé õäáåôóñ ïëáúáôøóñ îá âïòôõ, á óá- íïìåôõ õäáåôóñ ÷úìåôåôø, ôï ÷áûåíõ ðïìåôõ îéþôï îå õçòïöáåô úá éóëìàþåîéåí ôåè íïíåîôï÷, ëïçäá òõìé ÷ùóïôù é úáëòùìëé úáåäáàô ÷ ïäîïí ðïìïöåîéé -- ÷ üôïí óìõþáå õ ÷áó ïóôáåôóñ äïóôáôïþîï ÷òåíå- îé, þôïâù ðïíïìéôøóñ é úáîñôø ðïìïöåîéå äìñ á÷áòéêîïê ðïóáäëé. Á÷éáìéîéé Windows Áüòïðïòô ëòáóé÷ é ðòåëòáóîï âìáçïõóôòïåî, ëáóóéòù é óôàáò- äåóóù ðòé÷åôìé÷ï õìùâáàôóñ, ðïðáóôø îá âïòô óáíïìåôá ðòïýå ðòïó- ôïçï, á ÷úìåô ðòïèïäéô âåú óõþëá âåú úáäïòéîëé. Úáôåí ÷ ðïìåôå óáíïìåô ÷îåúáðîï ÷úòù÷áåôóñ âåú ÷óñëïçï ðòåäõðòåöäåîéñ. Á÷éáìéîéé Win NT Ðáóóáöéòù óôòïåí ÷ùèïäñô îá ÷úìåôîõà ðïìïóõ, èïòïí ðòïéúîï- óñô ðáòïìø é ÷ùóôòáé÷áàôóñ, ïâòáúõñ ëïîôõò óáíïìåôá. Úáôåí ÷óå óáäñôóñ îá úåíìà é éúäáàô çõäñýéê ú÷õë ôáë, þôï óïúäáåôóñ ÷ðåþáô- ìåîéå, þôï ÷óå ìåôñô. Á÷éáìéîéé UNIX ×óå ðáóóáöéòù ðòéåúöáàô ÷ áüòïðïòô ó óïâóô÷åîîùíé äåôáìñíé ïô óáíïìåôá, úáôåí óïâéòáàôóñ îá ÷úìåôîïê ðïìïóå é îáþéîáàô åçï óôòïéôø, îé îá óåëõîäõ îå ðåòåóôá÷áñ óðïòéôø ï ôïí, ëáëïçï öå éíåîîï ôéðá óáíïìåô ïîé óôòïñô. Á÷éáìéîéé Mach Üôï á÷éáìéîéé îï÷ïçï ðïëïìåîéñ (NeXT generation ;) Óáíïìåô ëáë ôáëï÷ïê ïôóõôóô÷õåô. Ðáóóáöéòù óïâéòáàôóñ ÷íåóôå é èïòïí åçï úï÷õô, úáôåí öäõô, öäõô, öäõô, öäõô é öäõô. Úáôåí ðòéèïäéô äòõ- çáñ çòõððá ìàäåê, ëáöäùê éú îéè ðòéîïóéô ó óïâïê ëõóïë óáíïìåôá. Ïîé õóôòáé÷áàôóñ îá ÷úìåôîïê ðïìïóå é îáþéîáàô üôïô óáíïìåô óïâé- òáôø, îé îá óåëõîäõ îå ðåòåóôá÷áñ óðïòéôø ï ôïí, ëáëïê éíåîîï óá- íïìåô ïîé óïâéòáàô. Úáôåí óáíïìåô ÷úìåôáåô, á ðáóóáöéòù ïóôáàôóñ îá ÷úìåôîïê ðïìïóå é öäõô, öäõô é öäõô. Ëïçäá óáíïìåô âìáçïðïìõþ- îï ðòéúåíìñåôóñ, ðéìïô ú÷ïîéô ðï ôåìåæïîõ ÷ áüòïðïòô ïôðòá÷ìåîéñ, þôïâù óïïâýéôø ðáóóáöéòáí ï ôïí, þôï ÷óå ïîé âìáçïðïìõþîï äïâòá- ìéóø äï íåóôá îáúîáþåîéñ. Á÷éáìéîéé Newton ×ù ðïëõðáåôå âéìåôù úá 18 íåóñãå÷ äï äîñ ÷ùìåôá é ÷ îáúîá- þåîîùê äåîø ïëáúù÷áåôåóø îá âïòôõ óáíïìåôá. Ïäéî éú þìåîï÷ üëéðá- öá éîôåòåóõåôóñ ÷áûéí éíåîåí. Ðòá÷éìøîï üôï éíñ òáóóìùûáôø åíõ õäáåôóñ ôïìøëï ó þåô÷åòôïçï òáúá, ðïóìå þåçï ïî ðïú÷ïìñåô ÷áí úá- îñôø ó÷ïå íåóôï. Ëáë ôïìøëï ÷ù õóáöé÷áåôåóø, óôàáòäåóóá óïïâýáåô, þôï ðòïãåóó ðïóáäëé îåïâèïäéíï ðï÷ôïòéôø, ôáë ëáë óáíïìåô ðåòå- ðïìîåî é ðáóóáöéòï÷ îåïâèïäéíï úáîï÷ï ðåòåóþéôáôø, ïó÷ïâïäé÷ íåó- ôï äìñ îï÷ùè. --------- 8< ----------- 8< -------------- 8< ------------------- Ðòéúòáþîï ÷áû, -- Á. 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Ïô÷åô: ãéïîåò - üôï üôáìïî, ïâïúîáþáàýåê ëïìéþåóô÷ï éîôåììåëôá, úáëìà- þåîîïçï ÷ ïäîïê ðìáôéå÷ï-éòéäéå÷ïê ôáâõòåôëå, èòáîñýåêóñ ÷ Ðáìáôå Íåò é ×åóï÷ ÷ï Æòáîãéé. Á ôåðåòø ðï áîáìïçéé: á þôï ôáëïå íéìéãéïîåò ??? ( ÷óðïíîéí: íéììéçòáíí, íéììéíåôò... ) 19. Ëáëïê äïìöîá âùôø éäåáìøîáñ öåîá ? Éäåáìøîáñ öåîá äïìöîá âùôø èïòïûåê â., éíåôø âïìøûõà ö. é ëòåðëï äåòöáôø è. Ðòéíåþáîéñ: â. - âáâõûëïê ö. - öéìðìïýáäø è. - èïúñêóô÷ï P.S. Á åóìé ïîá ïâìáäáåô åýå é ôåí, ï þåí ôù ðïäõíáì - ... 20. Îåóëïìøëï îï÷ùè úîáþåîéê èïòïûï éú÷åóôîùè ×áí óìï÷... ËÏÔÏÍËÁ - ðòéâïò äìñ éúíåòåîéñ óïðòïôé÷ìåîéñ ëïûëé ðïóôïñîîïíõ ôïëõ; ÐÏÔÅÃÉÏÍÅÔÒ - ðòéâïò äìñ éúíåòåîéñ ÷åìéþéîù ìàâ÷é õ íõöþéî; ÓÐÉÄÏÍÅÔÒ ( íåä. ) - üëóðòåóó-áîáìéú îá AIDS; ÓÐÉÄ×ÅÊ ( ðòïóôïîáò. ) - öåîýéîá, úáâïìå÷ûáñ ÓÐÉÄïí; ÎÁÂÁÌÄÁÛÉË ( ïâýåéú÷. ) - ûìñðá; ËÁÂÁÎ - ðáðá ðïòïóåîëá. Íáíá åçï, èïôñ îáí é îå ðòéñôîï ïâéöáôø òåâåî- ëá - ó÷éîøñ ! ÏÔ×ÅÒÔËÁ ( óôõä. ) - ïô÷åô îå ðï óõýåóô÷õ; ÚÕÂÒÏ×ËÁ ( óôõä. ) - ðïäçïôï÷ëá ë üëúáíåîáí; ËÒÅÍÉÒÏ×ÁÔØ ( öåîóë. ) - íáúáôø ìéãï ëòåíïí ( îá îïþø ); ÐÏÔÁÓËÕÈÁ ( ïâýåîáò. ) - çòõúþéë ÷ íáçáúéîå; 21. Äéáìïç ÷ áüòïðïòôõ: - Íïìïäïê þåìï÷åë, èïôéôå "óôàáòäåóóõ" ? - åô, óðáóéâï, õ íåîñ "ïðáì" ! - Éú÷éîéôå, ñ îå ðòï ôï... - Ñ ôïöå. 22. Éú ìåëãéê Ëòùìï÷á Çòéçïòéñ Ïìåçï÷éþá ... òáúòáâáôù÷áôø ðòïçòáííõ îõöîï ôáë öå, ëáë îáþéîáôø óôòïéôø äïí - ó ëïìåó... ... ëòáóîùê ÷åëôïò - üôï úåìåîùê ó÷åôïæïò îá äïòïçå ë úáþåôõ... ( P.S. úìùå ñúùëé õô÷åòöäáàô, þôï îá óìåäõàýéê äåîø ðïóìå üôïçï úáñ÷ìåîéñ ïî ðòïåèáì îá ëòáóîùê ó÷åô é òáúâéì ÷äòåâåúçé ó÷ïà íáûéîõ. ) Éäåô äïöäø. Çòõððå óôõäåîôï÷ ÷ï çìá÷å ó Ëòùìï÷ùí îåïâèïäéíï ðòïêôé ÷ äòõçïê ëïòðõó éîóôéôõôá. Ëòùìï÷ çï÷ïòéô: - Þôïâù îå íïþéôøóñ, íù ó ÷áíé ðòïêäåí ëïòéäïòáíé... 23. Éú öéúîé çòõððù ÁÐ-3-88 - Æåìéëóïî, îå çõîäïóø, é ôáë èïìïäîï ! 24. Éäåô óôõäåîô ÍÉÒÜÁ, åíõ îá÷óôòåþõ íõöéë - ôïöå ÷ äïóëõ ðøñîùê... 25. Þôï ôáëïå ÍÉÒÜÁ ? Üôï Íïóëï÷óëéê Éîóôéôõô ðï Òáóðòïóôòáîåîéà Üðéäåíéé Áìëïçïìéúíá. 26. Ïôòù÷ëé éú ëõòóï÷ùè ðòïåëôï÷, õóðåûîï óäáîîùè ðòåðïäá÷áôåìñí ëáæåäòù ÓÁ é ÐÏ ÁÓÕ ( úá÷. ëáæåäòïê Ëòùìï÷ Ç.Ï. ): - ðåþáôáàýåå õóôòïêóô÷ï ( äáìåå ÐÕ ) íïöåô ÷ù÷ïäéôø éîæïòíáãéà îá ìéó- ôï÷õà é òõìïîîõà âõíáçõ, ôåòíïþõ÷óô÷éôåìøîõà âõíáçõ, äïóëé, ôòõèìñ÷ùå ðîé é ðòïþéå éóôïþëéëé ãåììàìïúù ( éëïìáå÷ É.×. Ïãåîëá ëõòóï÷ïçï: 5 ) - Òïîñ, îå íåûáê òáâïôáôø, á ôï ñ ôåâñ óåêþáó ðåòæïòáôïòïí ðï çïìï÷å óôõëîõ... ( éëïìáå÷ É.×. Ïãåîëá úá ëõòóï÷ïê: 5 ) - ôïíõ, ëôï äïþéôáåô äï üôïçï íåóôá, óôá÷ìà âõôùìëõ ëïîøñëá... ( Éíñ á÷ôïòá õôåòñîï, îï îåëïôïòùå õô÷åòöäáàô, þôï ðïóìå îåóëïìøëéè ìåô èòá- îåîéñ ÷ áòèé÷å, ëáëïê-ôï äïôïûîùê ðòåðïäá÷áôåìø äïþéôáì ÷óå-ôáëé äï üôïçï íåóôá, îï îå ðïôòåâï÷áì ó÷ïê þåóôîï úáòáâïôáîîùê ëïîøñë, á õóôòï- éì âïìøûïê óëáîäáì. ) 27. Îáäðéóø îá óôïìå ÷ áõäéôïòéé: - Ñ ôõðåà ïô ôåâñ, íáôáî ! Óôõäåîô - Ñ ôõðåà ïô ôåâñ, óôõäåîô ! Íáôáî - Á ñ - ïô ÷áó ïâïéè !!! Äåëáî 28. Þåí ïôìéþáåôóñ íáô ïô äéáíáôá ? ×óå äåìáàô ÷éä, þôï äéáíáô úîáàô, îï îéëôï îå éóðïìøúõåô, á íáô îéëôï îå úîáåô, îï ëáë ïî ðïðõìñòåî ! 29. Ûôéòìéã âéì îá÷åòîñëá. á÷åòîñë óîáþáìá çòïíëï ïòáì, îï ðïôïí òáóóìáâéì- óñ é õðáì îá÷úîéþø. á÷úîéþø äïìçï ëïòþéìóñ, îï ÷óëïòå ÷óå-ôáëé ðïôåòñì óïúîáîéå. "Üôï ëïîåã" - ðïäõíáì Ûôéòìéã, óõîõ÷ ðòá÷õà òõëõ ÷ ëáòíáî ûôá- îï÷, - îï çäå öå ðéóôïìåô ? " Ëáë ïî õúîáì, þôï üôï ñ ? " - õäé÷éìóñ Ëï- îåã. " å ô÷ïå óïâáþøå äåìï " - ðïäõíáì äïâìåóôîùê óï÷åôóëéê òáú÷åäþéë. ×äòõç ïî õóìùûáì ðòïîúéôåìøîùê ÷éúç ó÷éîãá. Ûôéòìéã óäåìáì ûáç ÷ óôïòïîõ. Ó÷éîåã ó ÷éúçïí é èòàëáîøåí ðòïíþáìóñ íéíï. "Þåçï üôï ïîé ÷óå ôáë ÷óðï- ìïûéìéóø" - úáéîôåòåóï÷áìóñ Éóáå÷. Ðïóìå ðïìõþáóï÷ïçï òáúäõíøñ ïî ðïîñì, þôï ïîé, ÷åòïñôîï, äïçáäáìéóø, þôï ïî - óï÷åôóëéê òáú÷åäþéë. " Éîôåòåóîï, þôï öå íåîñ ÷ùäáìï" - ðïäõíáì Ûôéòìéã é ðïðòá÷é÷ îá çòõäé îåäá÷îï ðïìõ- þåîîùê ïòäåî "Çåòïê Óï÷åôóëïçï Óïàúá" îáðòá÷éìóñ ÷ òåêèóëáîãåìñòóëéê âõ- æåô. Ðï äïòïçå ôõäá ïî ïçìñîõìóñ: ðáòáûàô ÷óå ôáëöå ÷ïìïþéìóñ úá åçï óðé- îïê. "Óáäéóôù" - ðïäõíáì Éóáå÷, - " úáóôá÷ìñôø áçåîôï÷ ôáóëáôøóñ úá íîïê ÷ôïòùå óõôëé âåú ïâåäá é âáâù - üôï îáóôïñýéê óáäéúí !" 30. Ðòá÷éìï Íåòæé: Åóìé îéþåçï äòõçïå îå ðïíïçáåô, ðòïþéôáêôå, îáëïîåã, éîóô- òõëãéà. Óìåäóô÷éå: Åóìé úáþåô îå óäáåôóñ, ðòïþéôáêôå, îáëïîåã, ëïîóðåëô ! 31. Çï÷ïòñô, þôï MS-DOS - ïðåòáãéïîîáñ óéóôåíá !!! 32. Îå è÷áôáêôåóø íïëòùíé òõëáíé úá ïçïìåîîùå ðòï÷ïäá - ïîé íïçõô úáòöá÷åôø ! 33. Ûôéòìéã é Íàììåò óôòåìñìé ðï ïþåòåäé. Ïþåòåäø òåäåìá, îï îå òáóèïäéìáóø. 34. Ô÷ïñ ôáëôï÷áñ þáóôïôá îéöå, þåí õ ðòïãåóóïòá... 35. × ôåíîïí ðáòëå õçïìï÷îéë-òåãåäé÷éóô îáðáì îá íáìåîøëõà äå÷ïþëõ. - Öéôø - èïþåûø ? - õçòïöáàýå óðòïóéì ïî. - Ó ôïâïê, þôï-ìé, óôáòùê ëïúåì, - ðòåúòéôåìøîï ïô÷åôéìá äå÷ïþëá. 36. Äå÷õûëá - ëáë ðáòáûàô, ìõþøûå ÷óåçäá éíåôø úáðáóîïê. 37. Ïâ'ñ÷ìåîéå: "Ëïíðéìéòõà ðòïçòáííù é ä÷éçáà ëõòóïò. Ïâòáýáôøóñ ðòï ÷åëôï- òõ 21h ðïóìå 23332 ôéëá ó íïíåîôá úáçòõúëé." ×åòóéñ ïô 14-Jan-92 Ëïííåîôáòéé é äïâá÷ìåîéñ ðòïûõ ïóôá÷ìñôø ÷ ìàâïê íïóëï÷óëïê BBS îá éíñ Harry Nikolayev. Truely Yours, Dmitry. 20 Nov 94, 15:42 --- Çïìùê Þåì 2.40+ * Origin: ZitZ'z House of Horror (2:5030/192.17) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 86 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 22 Nov 94 11:53:24 To : All 22 Nov 94 19:04:52 Subj : [alt.music.filk] Filkers: MAKE.MONEY.FAST! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º Forwarded by Dimitri Martemianov (2:5020/306.1) º Area : ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET º From : steve-b@access.digex.net, 2:50/128 (Óòåäá Îïñâòñ 09 1994 03:14) º To : All º Subj : [alt.music.filk] Filkers: MAKE.MONEY.FAST! ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; X-RealName: Steve Brinich From: Eli Brian Goldberg Newsgroups: alt.music.filk Subject: Filkers: MAKE.MONEY.FAST! [If people are going to post this MAKE.MONEY.FAST drivel on alt.music.filk, they could at least tailor it to their audience. But, in the interests of Truth, Justice, and Blowing Off Homework, the following...] Dear Fans, My name is Joe Bozo. In September 2044, my starship was repossessed, and Starfleet command was houding me like you wouldn't believe. I was ejected into hyperspace, and my oxygen supply was turned off. The only escape I had from the pressure of gravity was my guitar, my filk books, and my DAT recorder. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation. This January 2045 my family and I attended the Universal Science Fiction Convention [UnCon] by FTL transport in the Gates Quadrant, and bought everything in the dealer's room and art show. I am currently building a home (largely 'cause I don't have anywhere to put the stuff I bought from UnCon) on Alpha Centaura, with a private starship launching pad, and my own virtual harem. I will never have to work again! Today, I am rich! I have earned well over 5 billion credits (5,000,000,000, in case you can't read), and will have over a trillion before Microsoft Galactic Enterprises finally releases their version of Windows with pre-emptive multitasking that really works! This money making program woorks every time, 100% of the time (unlike Windows ;-). I have NEVER failed to earn more than 3 million credits or more whenever I wanted. Best of all, you never have to leave your computer room, except to clean off your satellite dish. In October 2043, I received a letter in my E-mail box telling me how --- through the miracle of "filk" I could earn 3 million credits dollars or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and put the message back in my E-mail queue. I mean, who would trust a bozo who can't even spell "folk" correctly??! It's funny though, when you are desperate, running Windows, your mind does crazy things. Almost as badly as your computer does. I spent a frustating day looking through the on-line want ads for a job with a future. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by logging into Microsoft's Intergalactic Network & Windows Technical Support system. I read several of the message posts and than glanced at the E-mail message, still in the queue. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams --- and my right hand wasn't even necessary! I realized that with the power of my guitar I could expand and enhance this money making formula into the most unbelievable cash flow generator that has ever been created. Since I know you must be a real s/u/c/k/e/r bright person to be reading alt.music.filk, I have the secret to my success here for you to share. Sincerely yours, Joe Bozo INSTRUCTIONS Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 50-60 epicycles, you will have received well over 3 million credits cash, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRETY of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully ADHERING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS. Welcome to the world of filk parodies! This little business is a little different from most song writing, because we don't actually need any talent. (although it doesn't hurt) Your product is not solid and tangible, but rather, a disservice. You are in the business of parodying filksongs. Many fans are happy to pay big bucks for quality parodies. Under the Limbaugh/Clinton parody ruling of 1996, people must obtain permission from a song's author in order to publish a parody. This rule includes parodying parodies. (The credits earned from album royalties are secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting permission to parody your song.) 1) Go through your filkbooks. Immediately parody the first 5 songs that you see. Send them off to Galactic Xenofilkia with a letter saying, "Hi, Lee! Would you like to put these in the next issue of Xeno? Here's $3 for the back issues I unfortunately missed." (This is a legitimate service, and you are paying $3 for it --- and well worth it, too [plug, plug. Sorry...SLAP!]) 2) Remove the song that appears #1 on your list. Parody another song. Send it off to Xenofilkia. 3) Sing your songs at a few conventions, and make sure that as many of the following people are in the room: Tom Smith, Mark Osier, Lynn Gold, Lee Gold, Bob Kanefsky, Rennie Levine, Mike Brown, Nancy Freeman, and Gary Ehrlich. Be sure to declare your songs unfilkable, and dare anyone to try it as loudly as possible. 4) Within 60 days, you will receive well over 3 MILLION CREDITS in album & songbook royalties from the exponentially increasing number of parodies of your filksongs. [It's even enough to afford your own site license for Windows for Intergalactic Workgroups!] Keep copies of your filksongs sitting around, as to allow yourself to sue anyone who publishes parodies of your songs without permission. The following letters were written by participating members in this program. To Whom It May Concern: About 30 epicycles ago, I received Joe's letter. I ignored it, 'cause my computer crashed and lost the message. I received it again in two weeks, because the Microsoft Mail Server is still totally messed up. I was tempted to follow through with it and dreamed of being able to pay off 4,000 Made by Magic: The Gathering playing cards, but I was too busy playing Magic. About 3 weeks later, the damned mail server sent me the same message again --- 2,000 copies of the same message, in fact! I knew that it was a miracle of fate, as I spent 2 weeks deleting every single message, and forgot to leave the last one to actually read. I liked the idea of writing song parodies; after all, if anyone had enough taste to actually listen to them, why should I care if I was ripping them off? This week, I thought I'd give it a try. And, I parodied Tom Smith, and dared him to follow up on it! Within weeks, I received thousands of credits in royalties to _Don't use your E-mail for a brain_, and all the ensuing parodies (such as _Don't use your female for a brain_, _Using all this E-mail is a pain_, _Commodore Amigas are so lame_, and so forth) It was great! Please send thousands of copies of this letter to anyone stupid enough to actually read this far so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works! Good Luck, I. Filked Up Another letter: -+- + Origin: best of usenet humor (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 87 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 22 Nov 94 11:54:52 To : All 22 Nov 94 19:07:32 Subj : [ccs.systems.help] Re: Really Bad Thing(tm) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º Forwarded by Dimitri Martemianov (2:5020/306.1) º Area : ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET º From : gregs@ccs.neu.edu, 2:50/128 (Óòåäá Îïñâòñ 09 1994 03:26) º To : All º Subj : [ccs.systems.help] Re: Really Bad Thing(tm) ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; X-RealName: Gregory T Sullivan From: gregs@delphi.ccs.neu.edu (Gregory T Sullivan) Newsgroups: ccs.systems.help Subject: Re: Really Bad Thing(tm) >>>>> "Mike" == ***** <****@everest.ccs.neu.edu> writes: >> dk >> Really Bad Thing(tm) Mike> I believe Rat also said "REALLY BAD THING(TM)". Who's the trademark Mike> holder or what's this all about? I think Microsoft(tm) acquired the(tm) trademark to Really Bad Thing(tm) recently in a complicated stock-for-free-software(tm) deal with the(tm) Department of Justice (discussed recently on another newsgroup). It(tm) so happened that the(tm) Director of the(tm) U.S.(tm) Office of Trademarks and Copyrights was at the(tm) same meeting and remarked that she was several versions behind with Word(tm) for Windows(tm) and Excel(tm) for Windows(tm). Mr. Bill, President of Microsoft (tm), offered "free upgrades for you and all your friends" in exchange for certain trademarks, and the(tm) rest is history. So, be very careful when using the following trademarked words(tm) or phrases: Bad Thing(tm), Really Bad Thing(tm), Good Thing(tm), Really Good Thing(tm), Wicked Good Thing(tm), United States(tm), software(tm), the(tm), it(tm), :) (tm) To prevent legal recrimination by Microsoft(tm)'s large legal force (42.25% of all practicing lawyers work for Microsoft(tm)), it(tm) is recommended that you include a check for 1 dollar per unlicensed use of any of Microsoft's trademarks. You can include your check with your next upgrade order. --Greg, who now realizes how useful winks, nudges, and chuckles are for conveying humor. wink, wink, nudge, nudge :) (tm). chuckle, chuckle. -+- + Origin: best of usenet humor (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 88 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 22 Nov 94 11:56:00 To : All 22 Nov 94 19:07:34 Subj : . ...... .....! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º Forwarded by Dimitri Martemianov (2:5020/306.1) º Area : REL.ARTS.QWERTY º From : bpv@angel.energy.msk.su, 2:50/128 (Þåô÷åòç Îïñâòñ 03 1994 09:34) º To : All º Subj : Ó ÄÏÂÒÙÍ ÕÔÒÏÍ! ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; X-RealName: "Baberdin Paul" Ó ÄÏÂÒÙÍ ÕÔÒÏÍ Ó÷åôé, ñþóíéôø, ó÷åôé. Ìåôé æù÷á, ìåôé. Ëáôéóø, ðòïìäöü, ëáôéóø. Çïòé, êãõëåîç, çïòé. Îáä óéîéí ïçîåí òåóôïòáîá ðìá÷áàô ëòáóîùå ìéãá. Ðïä âùóôòùí îáääõ÷ïí úàêä-÷åóôá âïìéô íïñ ðïñóîéãá. Âåçé, íïê êãõëåîç, âåçé. Âåçé ÷äïçïîëõ óìï÷áí. Ðïä âùóôòùí îáääõ÷ïí îïòä-ïóôá òõûéôóñ íïê ÷éç÷áí. ×òáýáêóñ, íïê ðòïìäöü, óéìøîåê. ×òáýáêóñ ÷ïëòõç óåâñ. Ôáë, þôïâù óôïìâéëé âùóôòï. Ôáë, þôïâù úõâù óëòéðñ. Ìåôáåí, ìåôáåí, ÷éç÷áí. Ìåôáåí ÷ïëòõç óåâñ. Ôáë, þôïâù ëõóô ðòïîïóéìóñ. Ôáë, þôïâ óîåöéîëé äïöäñ. ×ïô íïê óôïéô äïí. Óôïéô ïî îá ôòåè ûôùòøëáè. Þåô÷åòôùê ðïóôá÷éôø ÷ìïí. Ðòïöéôø âù îá ôòåè ûôùòøëáè. ×ïô íïê ÷éóéô ðïòôòåô. ×éóéô îá ïäîïí ç÷ïúäå. Óëïìøëï íîå âùìï ìåô, óëïìøëï éè âùìï ÷åúäå. Ëïìéëé íïê öé÷ïô. Óëìåòïú íïé íïúçé. Òöá÷þéîá íïê ëáðïô. Âåçé, íïê æù÷á, âåçé. Ëòáóîùê ÷ùèïäéô ûáò. Óéîéê ÷ìåúáåô ëõâ. Ìéâï ôù ïþåîø óôáò. Ìéâï ôù óôòáûîï çìõð. Ñýéë, ñýéë, óëáöé, ëáëïê úá÷ôòá çòáäõó îáäåôø? Ëáëïê íîå äïììáò ëõðéôø? Ëáëéí âüîóïí ìéôø îá óîåäø? ×ïðòïó ÷éóéô ëáë ôòàëáþ ÷ ÷ïúäõèå, ëáë óôòåëïúá. Ìåôé, íïê ñþóíéôø, ëáë çòáþ. Óôåëìá íïé çìáúá. Çéðó é òõëá, é îïçá. Þéè îïóïçìïôëá íïñ. Íïê ðïú÷ïîïþîéë äõçá. Ûåñ íïñ úíåñ. Ðûéë - òáúäáåôóñ ÷äïè. Âõìøë - òáúäáåôóñ çìïôïë. ×óôá÷áôø òáîï õôòïí - ïè. Ðáìåã éú õèá - þðïë. ×ï íîå íáôåòéôóñ ìåîø. Ëïóôé íïé - ëòåîäåìñ. Òáóã÷åôáåô îåò÷îï óéòåîø. Îá òáâïôõ íîå åèáôø - âìñ. Òïíá ×ïòïîåöóëéê -+- + Origin: Economics Departament RAO (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 98 of 100 - 89 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 23 Nov 94 01:34:28 To : All 23 Nov 94 09:39:22 Subj : 4 h.f. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Nikolay Baranov (2:5020/28.4) * Area : RU.AVIATION (RU.AVIATION) * From : Andrew Firsov, 2:5020/22.22 (21 Nov 94 15:17) * To : All * Subj : Èïèíá ============================================================================= ×óå îéöáêûåå!!! Ôõô ÷ òïäéìóñ îï÷ùê öõòîáì îá òõéîáè "Á÷éáãéé é Ëïóíïîá÷ôéëé". áúù÷áåôóñ "Á÷éáãéñ-Ëïóíïîá÷ôéëá", á éúäáî ÷ ÃÁÇÉ (é ÷ óôéìå ÃÁÇÉ). á íïê ÷úçìñä éîôåòåó ðòåäóôá÷ìñåô ðåò÷áñ óôáôøñ - ïôòù÷ïë éú ëîéçé "Ðòïåëôéòï÷áîéå óáíïìåôï÷", éúäáîéñ 1940 ç. (÷óôõðìåîéå) "Õðòïýåîîùå íåôïäù ðòïåëôéòï÷áîéñ óáíïìåôï÷" Ë.×õä Ðòïåëôéòï÷áîéå é ðòïéú÷ïäóô÷ï óáíïìåôï÷ íîïçéå ðòåäóôá÷ìñàô ëáë îåþôï ôáéîóô÷åîîïå, ðòéþåí ôáëïå íîåîéå óìïöéìïóø îå ôïìøëï õ ûéòïëïê ðõâìéëé, îï é õ ìéã, éíåàýéè ïôîïûåîéå ë á÷éáðòïíùûìåîîïóôé. Íîïçéå îå éíåàô îéëáëïçï ðòåäóôá÷ìåîéñ, ðïþåíõ äìñ ïäîïçï ôéðá óáíïìåôá éóðïìøúõåôóñ âéðìáîîáñ óèåíá, ÷ ôï ÷òåíñ ëáë äìñ äòõçïçï - íïîïðìáîîáñ. Óþéôáñ, þôï îáûéí þéôáôåìñí âõäåô éîôåòåóîï, íù óðòïóéìé õ îåëïôïòùè ïðùôîùè ëïîóôòõëôïòï÷, ëáëéí ïâòáúïí ïîé óïúäáàô îï÷ùê óáíïìåô. Ïîé ïèïôîï õäï÷ìåô÷ïòéìé îáûå ìàâïðùôóô÷ï é îéöå íù ðòé÷ïäéí ó éè óìï÷ ïðéóáîéå ðòïãåóóá óïúäáîéñ ïâùþîïçï óáíïìåôá - ïô þåòôåöîïê äïóëé äï áüòïäòïíá. Ôáë ëáë ìõþûéå þåòôåöîéëé úáîñôù éúçïôï÷ìåîéåí òåëìáí äìñ ôïòçï÷ïçï ïôäåìá, ôï çìá÷îùê ëïîóôòõëôïò ó îåõäï÷ïìøóô÷éåí õúîáåô ï ôïí, þôï þåòôéôø âõäåô îåïðùôîùê þåìï÷åë, á òáóþåôù é ÷ùþéóìåîéñ âõäåô äåìáôø ïî óáí. Ëïîóôòõëôïò úáäáåôóñ òáúíáèïí 37,5 æõîôá. Þåòôåöîéë îå òáúâéòáåôóñ ÷ åçï ðïþåòëå é äåìáåô þåòôåö óáíïìåôá ó ðìïýáäøà ëòùìá 375 ë÷.æõîôï÷. Ðåò÷ïîáþáìøîï îáíåþáåôóñ íïîïðìáî. ï ðòïéóèïäéô óíåîá òáêïîîùè éîóðåëôïòï÷ Äåðáòôáíåîôá ôïòçï÷ìé. ï÷ùê éîóðåëôïò ðòåäðïþéôáåô âéðìáîù, ðïüôïíõ ëïîóôòõëãéñ éúíåîñåôóñ óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéí ïâòáúïí. Ðòåúéäåîô ÁÏ óïïâýáåô, þôï ÷ îáóôïñýåå ÷òåíñ ïóîï÷îùí ðïëáúáôåìåí ÷óåè îï÷ùè óáíïìåôï÷ ñ÷ìñåôóñ óëïòïóôø. Óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéí ïâòáúïí éúíåîñåôóñ ëïîóôòõëãéñ. Ðáòôîåò çìá÷îïçï éîöåîåòá ðï éçòå ÷ çïìøæ ÷ìáäååô íïôïòîùí úá÷ïäïí. Üôï ïâóôïñôåìøóô÷ï ïëáúù÷áåôóñ òåûáàýéí æáëôïòïí ÷ ÷ùâïòå íïôïòá. Ëïîóôòõëôïò ÷ïúíõýáåôóñ. Çìá÷îùê éîöåîåò îáþéîáåô èõöå éçòáôø ÷ çïìøæ, é ðáòôîåò ðïóôïñîîï ïâùçòù÷áåô åçï. Ôïçäá ïî ðòåäìáçáåô ëïîóôòõëôïòõ ÷úñôø ìõþûéê íïôïò äòõçïê æéòíù. Ëïîóôòõëôïò óîï÷á ïúáäáþåî: ïî îå úîáåô, þôï åíõ äåìáôø ó îï÷ùí íïôïòïí. Ðòåúéäåîô áëãéïîåòîïçï ïâýåóô÷á ðòåäðéóù÷áåô íáëóéíáìøîï ÷ïúíïöîïå óîéöåîéå óåâåóôïéíïóôé é üëóðìõáôáãéïîîùè úáôòáô. Ëïîóôòõëãéñ óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéí ïâòáúïí éúíåîñåôóñ. Ëïîóôòõëôïò õúîáåô, þôï óáíïìåôîáñ æéòíá È ðòïåëôéòõåô óáíïìåô ó ëòùìïí ôéðá "þáêëá". Ïî îåíåäìåîîï óôéòáåô ÷óå îáþåòþåîîïå é îáþéîáåô òáúòáâáôù÷áôø îï÷ïå ëòùìï ôéðá "þáêëá". × üôï ÷òåíñ ëïîóôòõëôïò æéòíù È óôéòáåô ó÷ïé þåòôåöé é îáþéîáåô îáâòáóù÷áôø ëòùìï ôéðá "âáâïþëá", ôáë ëáë ïî õúîáì, þôï æéòíù Õ óïúäáåô ëòùìï üôïçï ôéðá. Ðòåúéäåîô ÁÏ ÷ïú÷òáýáåôóñ éú ðïåúäëé ðï óôòáîå é òáóóùìáåô ãéòëõìñò, ÷ ëïôïòïí ðéûåô, þôï óáíùí çìá÷îùí ëáþåóô÷ïí óáíïìåôá ÷ äáîîùê íïíåîô ñ÷ìñåôóñ õìõþûåîéå ïâúïòá ðéìïôá é äìñ äïóôéöåîéñ üôïê ãåìé îáäï öåòô÷ï÷áôø é äåûå÷éúîïê ëïîóôòõëãéé, é óëïòïóôøà. Ëïîóôòõëãéñ óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéí ïâòáúïí éúíåîñôóñ. Ãåè äåìáåô ïûéâëõ é õëïòáþé÷áåô æàúåìñö îá ïäéî æõô. Ôáë ëáë ðåòåä üôéí ãåè ðïëòùì ïäîõ éú ïûéâïë ëïîóôòõëôïòóëïçï ïôäåìá âàòï, ôï ðï ðòéîãéðõ "òõëá òõëõ íïåô" ëïîóôòõëôïò îáðéóáì äìéîîùê äïëìáä çìá÷îïíõ éîöåîåòõ, äïëáúù÷áñ, þôï îáâìàäáåôóñ ôåîäåîãéñ ë âïìåå ëïòïôëéí æàúåìñöáí, á ðïüôïíõ óìåäõåô õëïòïôéôø æàúåìñö îá ãåìùê æõô. Çìá÷îùê éîöåîåò, îå õìï÷é÷ óíùóìá ôõíáîîùè ÷ùþéóìåîéê ëïîóôòõëôïòá, òáóðïòñöáåôóñ õëïòïôéôø îïó æàúåìñöá. Ëïîóôòõëôïò é îáþáìøîéë ãåèá ïâóõöäáàô üôïô ÷ïðòïó, òåûáàô õëïòïôéôø îïó æàúåìñöá îá ïäéî æõô é óþéôáàô ÷ïðòïó éóþåòðáîîùí. áëïîåã, ðòéâù÷áåô íïôïò. Ïëáúù÷áåôóñ, þôï æéòíá ðïóôòïéìá äå÷ñôéãéìéîäòï÷ùê íïôïò ÷íåóôï óåíéãéìéîäòï÷ïçï, á ðïäíïôïòîáñ òáíá òáóóþéôáîá îá óåíéãéìéîäòï÷ùê íïôïò. Ðïóìå äìéôåìøîïê âåúòåúõìøôáôîïê ðåòåðéóëé íåöäõ ïâåéíé æéòíáíé ï ôïí, þôï äåìáôø - úáíåîéôø ðïäíïôïòîõà òáíõ éìé óîñôø ä÷á ãéìéîäòá - ðïäèïäñô ë òåûåîéà âòïóéôø íïîåôõ ("ïòåì éìé òåûëá"). Úáíåîñåôóñ ðïäíïôïòîáñ òáíá. Ðïóìå õóôáîï÷ëé íïôïòá ïëáúù÷áåôóñ, þôï ëáòâàòáôïò úáäå÷áåô úá ûáóóé. Íïôïò ïôóùìáàô ïâòáôîï îá úá÷ïä, þôïâù ðåòåäåìáôø ëáòâàòáôïò. Ëïçäá íïôïò ÷ïú÷òáýáàô, ïâîáòõöé÷áåôóñ, þôï îï÷ùê ëáòâàòáôïò úáäå÷áåô úá íáóìñîùê âáë. Íïôïò óîï÷á ïôðòá÷ìñàô îá úá÷ïä äìñ ðåòåäåìëé îá îåðïóòåäóô÷åîîùê ÷ðòùóë. é ïäéî éú òáâïþéè, úáîñôùè îá ïâôåëáôåìñè, îå úîáåô áîçìéêóëïçï ñúùëá, ðïüôïíõ éîöåîåò-ëïîóôòõëôïò ïâ®ñóîñåô îá ðáìøãáè, ëáëïçï ôéðá ëòùìøå÷ùå úáìéúù îáäï óäåìáôø. Äõíáñ, þôï ïî çï÷ïòéô ï ëáðïôáè íïôïòá, ïîé äåìáàô îï÷ùê ôéð ëáðïôá ðïä íïôïò, éîöåîåò-ëïîóôòõëôïò òáúòáâáôù÷áåô óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéê þåòôåö é ðïóùìáåô çìá÷îïíõ ëïîóôòõëôïòõ ó õëáúáîéåí, þôï åçï îï÷ùê ðòïåëô äïìöåî äáôø õ÷åìéþåîéå óëïòïóôé îá þåôùòå íéìé ÷ þáó. Ûáóóé âùìï òáóóþéôáîï îá ëïìåóá âïìøûïçï äéáíåôòá. Ëôï-ôï éúïâòåì ëïìåóá íáìïçï äéáíåôòá é ðòïäáì éè áçåîôõ ðï óîáâöåîéà æéòíù. Ðïóìå õóôáîï÷ëé éè ïëáúáìïóø, þôï úáúïò íåöäõ ÷éîôïí é úåíìåê óìéûëïí íáì. Éîöåîåò-ëïîóôòõëôïò óþéôáåô, þôï îáäï ðïóôá÷éôø ôòåèìïðáóôîùê ÷éîô, ôáë ëáë ïëòõöîáñ óëïòïóôø ëïîãï÷ ìïðáóôé óìéûëïí ÷åìéëá. ×ï ÷òåíñ óâïòëé óáíïìåôá ïâîáòõöé÷áåôóñ, þôï ÷åòèîåå ëòùìï õðéòáåôóñ ÷ ðïôïìïþîõà âáìëõ ãåèá. Ðïóìå óòá÷îåîéñ óôïéíïóôé ðïôïìïþîïçï ðïëòùôéñ ãåèá é ïäîïçï îáâïòá óôïåë óáíïìåôá ÷ùóïôõ ëïòïâëé âéðìáîá òåûåîï õíåîøûéôø îá ûåóôø äàêíï÷. Ðïóìå ðåò÷ïçï ÷ú÷åûé÷áîéñ ÷ùñóîñåôóñ, þôï ãåîôò ôñöåóôé óáíïìåôá óéìøîï óíåýåî. Äìñ ðïìõþåîéñ îõöîïê ãåîôòï÷ëé éúçïôï÷ìñåôóñ îï÷ïå ÷åòèîåå ëòùìï ó òåúëï ÷ùòáöåîîïê óôòåìï÷éäîïóôøà ÷ ðìáîå. Çìá÷îùê éîöåîåò ðéûåô ðòåúéäåîôõ æéòíù, þôï ó÷ñúáîîáñ ó üôéí úáäåòöëá ïðòá÷äù÷áåôóñ õìõþûåîéåí ïâúïòá ðéìïôá. Ðòé ÷ùôáóëé÷áîéé óáíïìåôá éú ÷ïòïô áîçáòá ïâìáíù÷áàô ëïîåã ìå÷ïçï ëòùìá òáúíåòï÷ ÷ ïäéî æõîô, äòõçõà óôïòïîõ ôáëöå õëáòáþé÷áàô îá ïäéî æõîô, á ëïîãù úáëòõçìñàô. Óáíïìåô ðòïèïäéô óëïòïóôîùå éóðùôáîéñ, ðòéþåí íáëóéíáìøîáñ óëïòïóôø ïëáúù÷áåôóñ îá ðñôø íéìø ÷ þáó ÷ùûå ïöéäáåíïê ëïîóôòõëôïòïí, îï îá ðñôø íéìø ÷ þáó îéöå ôïê, ëïôïòõà ïî õëáúáì ÷ ðòåä÷áòéôåìøîùè ôåèîéþåóëéè õóìï÷éñè. Üôá óëïòïóôø îá 10 íéìø ÷ þáó âïìøûå ôïê, ëïôïòõà ïöéäáì ðïìõþéôø éîöåîåò-òáóþåôþéë, é îá 10 íéìø ÷ þáó íåîøûå ôïê, ëïôïòõà ïî ïâåýáì ðòåúéäåîôõ æéòíù. Ïîá îá 15 íéìø ÷ þáó âïìøûå ïöéäáåíïê õðòá÷ìñàýéí ôïòôï÷ùí ïôäåìïí, îï îá 15 íéìø ÷ þáó íåîøûå õëáúáîîïê éí ÷ òåëìáíå. Éíåîîï üôõ óëïòïóôø é îáäåñìóñ ðïìõþéôø ðòåúéäåîô æéòíù, èïòïûï úîáëïíùê óï ó÷ïéí ðòåäðòéñôéåí. ×óåí ðòé÷åô! -+- GEcho 1.10 + Origin: [White Bear BBS] Moscow, Russia, 7-095-932-8465 (2:5020/22) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 57 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 22 Nov 94 21:48:30 To : All 24 Nov 94 01:06:58 Subj : ãéôáôá: .âïòîéë òåëìáíîùè ïâ®ñ÷ìåîéê úá 15/11/94 ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Hello All. I think, this message from area REL.HUMOR seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : UUCP, 2:50/128 (20 Nov 94 15:01) To : All Subj : ãéôáôá: Óâïòîéë òåëìáíîùè ïâ®ñ÷ìåîéê úá 15/11/94 --------------------------------------------------------------- X-RealName: "Dmitry S. Kohmanyuk" [...] >**** >Ðòïäáí ×éôáíéîîï-íéîåòáìøîõà óíåóø äìñ óïâáë òïóóéêóëïçï > ðòïéú÷ïäóô÷á. > ôåì. /044/ 272-96-68 éîôåòåóîï, óëïìøëï ôõô óíùóìï÷? ;-) -- ;; Geometry of crowbar in crystal backspaces ... -+- + Origin: Animals Paradise Farm (2:50/128.0@fidonet) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 58 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 22 Nov 94 21:51:06 To : All 24 Nov 94 01:06:58 Subj : .îåëäïô ðòï íáìåîøëéê ....! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Hello All. I think, this message from area REL.HUMOR seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : lerik@express.tunis.tver.su, 2:50/128 (21 Nov 94 07:38) To : All Subj : Áîåëäïô ðòï íáìåîøëéê ÍÏÌØ! --------------------------------------------------------------- X-RealName: "Lerik" Óéäñô íáíá-ÍÏÌØ é åå íáìåîøëéê óùîïë-ÍÏÌÅÎÏË ÷ ûëáæõ é åäñô ûõâõ. Íïìåîïë óðòáûé÷áåô: - Íáíá! Íïöîï ñ ðïìåôáà? - Îåô! Ìõþûå åûø ûõâõ! - Öáìëï! Á ñ ÷þåòá ìåôáì, íîå ôáë áðìïäéòï÷áìé! Best, Lerik -+- + Origin: Express (2:50/128.0@fidonet) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 59 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 24 Nov 94 12:35:14 To : All 24 Nov 94 15:42:02 Subj : [monash.test] Honours Rhapsody - 4hf ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Hello All. I think, this message from area L.DZ seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : Serge Wizgounoff, 2:5020/54 (22 Nov 94 14:30) To : Dmitry Zavalishin Subj : [monash.test] Honours Rhapsody - 4hf --------------------------------------------------------------- Ðåòåíåóôéì Serge Wizgounoff (2:5020/54) Ïâìáóôø ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET (ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET) Ïô bromage@mdw088.cc.monash.edu.au Ë All Ôåíá [monash.test] Honours Rhapsody What with Honours theses due in a little under 24 hours, I thought I'd get totally bored and write a song parody. HONOURS RHAPSODY By Tim Pickett and Scott Thomson Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s In C; I'm just a cheap boy I can't buy Symphony(tm) Because I've wheezy cough, noisy beep Little cash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats full adders to me, To me. Mama, Just killed a RAM Put DECstatic on its pins, Now I don't see /usr/bin, Mama, vi had just been run, But now I've got to throw it all away Mama, ooooooh, Didn't mean to make it fry If I've no stack to overflow tomorrow, Carry one, carry one, 'Cause there's nothing like full adders. Too late, My time(2) has come Send lightning down my line Stop my make(1)ing all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to know, Gotta leave you all behind and read Knuth. Mama, ooooooh, (Anything but Windows(tm)) I don't want to *sigh* I sometimes wish I'd never known Bourne at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man(1), Farramouche, Farramouche, will you do the test question? Thunderbolt and lightning, Blowing up my modem, me. Coniwayo, Coniwayo, Coniwayo, Coniwayo, Coniwayo Ronald Pose. Maurice Castro (oh oh oh oh) I'm just a cheap boy, nobody sells to me He's just a cheap boy from a cheap company Spare him his life from this Honours degree! Wheezy cough, noisy beep, Will you let me sleep? Chriswallace! GNU! We will not let you sleep! (let me sleep!) Chriswallace! GNU! We will not let you sleep! (let me sleep!) Chriswallace! Will not let you sleep (let me sleep!) Will not let you sleep (let me sleep!) Will not let you sleep (let me sleep!) GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU GNU! Oh Mama mia, mama mia, Mama mia, let me sleep! Beelzegates has a widget put beside my tree, my tree, my tree! So you think you can clone me and take all my lives? So you think you can love me and leave me no drives? Oh, baby, Can't do this to me baby, Just gotta c-out, just gotta get write(2) out of here. Nothing beats full adders, Anything in C, Nothing beats full adders, Nothing beats full adders to me. Anything but Windows(tm). -+- + Origin: best of usenet humor (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Üôï ðïìîùê ïôðáä ;-))) ... "Don't take Life seriously. You'll never get out alive." - B. Bunny -+- --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 62 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 24 Nov 94 01:27:14 To : All 24 Nov 94 16:59:30 Subj : .ðòá÷ëá.. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ * Forwarded by Igor Buchanov (2:5030/53) * Area : SPB.HUMOR (SPB.HUMOR) * From : Igor Buchanov, 2:5030/53 (22 Nov 94 12:21) * To : All * Subj : Óðòá÷ëá.. ============================================================================= Hello All! Ä > ÜÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÜ >ÞÛÝ ÛÛ ßÛÛ Óáîëô-Ðåôåòâõòçóëéê Òåçéïîáìøîùê Ãåîôò Á ÉÎËÏÍÂÁÎË >ÞÛÝ ÛÛÜ ÛÝ Ïôäåìåîéå "Îï÷ïéúíáêìï÷óëïå" Ó.-Ðåôåòâõòç, Ìåîéîóëéê ðò.,151 > ßÛÜ ÛÝ ÞÛ Ôåì.:(812)290-6459 Äáîîùå:(812)290-6459 Éóëòá-2:8(852)06-277 > ßßßß ß Ð Ò Ï Ô Ï Ë Ï Ì ïâýåçï óïâòáîéñ ëïììåëôé÷á ðïþôï÷ïê óôáîãéé 2:5030/212 >ÐÒÉÓÕÔÓÔ×Ï×ÁÌÉ: ïô ïôäåìá ðòïçòáííîïçï ïâåóðåþåîéñ: Âéîë Ðìàó 3.0 #24 óôáòûéê (ïóîï÷îáñ ìéîéñ); Âéîë Ðìàó 3.0 #24 óòåäîéê (äïðïìîéôåìøîáñ ìéîéñ); Âéîë Ðìàó 3.0 #24 íìáäûéê (ìéîéñ Éóëòá-2); Óë÷éû ÄÏÓ 1.10 (òáâïôá ó ëïòòåóðïîäåîãéåê); Óë÷áÆéëó ÄÏÓ 0.96á (òáâïôá ó ðïäðéóþéëáíé); Áììæéëó 4.30 ÄÏÓ òåìéú (òáâïôá ó æáêìáíé); ÇïìäÅÄ 2.42.G0214+ (íáûéîïðéóîùå òáâïôù); Ë÷áòôåÄåóë Äåóëï×øà 2.63 (ïâýåå òõëï÷ïäóô÷ï); (á ôáëöå óïôòõäîéëé ïôäåìï÷ úáçòõúëé, õðáëï÷ëé é ëïíáîäîùè æáêìï÷). ïô ïôäåìá áððáòáôîïçï ïâåóðåþåîéñ: 1ÂÍ Ðà ÁÔ 386DX-40 (ðïþôï÷ùê óåò÷åò); Ôáîöåîô Ëïîôõðåò (æáêìï÷ùê óåò÷åò); Ëïíðáë Ðòïìéîåá (æáêìï÷ùê óåò÷åò); ÀÓ Òïâïôéëó Ëõòøåò 16800 ÈÓÔ ÄÓ (íïäåí ïóîï÷îïê ìéîéé); Íïôïòïìá 3260 Æáóô Ëïäåëó (íïäåí äïðïìîéôåìøîïê ìéîéé); Úéëóåìø 1496 Ðìàó (íïäåí ìéîéé Éóëòá-2). >ÐÏ×ÅÓÔËÁ ÄÎÑ: ×ùäáþá óðòá÷ëé ç-îõ (ç-öå) Eugene Agapov, ðòéóìá÷ûåíõ ó÷ïå ðéóøíï, äáôéòï÷áîîïå Monday November 21 1994 16:35, é ðïöåìá÷ûåíõ ðïìõþéôø ðïäô÷åòöäåîéå ï æáëôå ðòïþôåîéñ ðéóøíá Óéóôåíîùí Ïðåòáôïòïí Dmitry Sofronov óôáîãéé 2:5030/212. >ÓÌÕÛÁÌÉ: Ïôþåô Âéîëï÷ é Óë÷éûá ï ðòïäåìáîîïê òáâïôå. Äïëìáä òåäáëôïòá ÇïìäÅÄ ï ôïí, þôï óéóôåíîùê ïðåòáôïò Dmitry Sofronov ðòïþéôáì (ðòïóíïôòåì, ðòïìéóôáì) ðéóøíï îá ôåíõ "Ðòï æáêìù." ïô ç-îá (ç-öé) Eugene Agapov ÷ 21:46 ðï íïóëï÷óëïíõ ÷òåíåîé. Ðòåäìïöåîéå ðïþôï÷ïçï òåäáëôïòá ÇïìäÅÄ ï îåïâèïäéíïóôé ïôðòá÷ëé ðéóøíá ó ðïäô÷åòöäåîéåí æáëôá ðòïþôåîéñ ðéóøíá. Ôáëïå ðéóøíï, ðï õô÷åòöäåîéà ÇïìäÅÄ'á, äïìöîï âùôø ïôðòá÷ìåîï ÷óåçäá, ëáë ôïìøëï õ ÷èïäñýåçï ðéóøíá âõäåô ïâîáòõöåî æìáç úáðòïóá æáëôá ðòïþôåîéñ ðéóøíá. Óë÷éû ÷ï ÷òåíñ ïâóõöäåîéñ ÷ïðòïóá úáíåôéì, þôï åíõ ÷ ïâýåí ÷óå òá÷îï - åóìé é îáðéûõô ôáëïå ðéóøíï, ôï ïî åçï õðáëõåô é ðåòåäáóô äìñ ïôðòá÷ëé âòáôøñí Âéîëáí ÷ ïâýåí ðïòñäëå. Óïâòáîéå ôáëöå ðïöåìáìï ïôíåôéôø, þôï Ëïíðáë Ðòïìéîåá (÷éäéíï ðï íïìïäïóôé) îåäïóôáôïþîï áëôé÷îï õþáóô÷ï÷áì ÷ ïâóõöäåîéé, ðïóôïñîîï ïô÷ìåëáñóø îá íïîôéòï÷áîéå ïþåòåäîïçï CD-ROM äéóëá, é ðïëáúù÷áñ ÷óåí ó÷ïéí ÷éäïí ðòïãåîô õôéìéúáãéé ÷ðìïôø äï 99-100%. >ÐÏÓÔÁÎÏ×ÉÌÉ: × ëáþåóô÷å ðïäô÷åòöäåîéñ æáëôá ðòïþôåîéñ ðéóøíá ïôðòá÷éôø áäòåóáôõ (ç-îõ (ç-öå) Eugene Agapov) äáîîùê ðòïôïëïì óïâòáîéñ ó ðòéìïöåîéåí ÷ ÷éäå óðòá÷ëé. Ðòéîñôø íåòù ë ÓéóÏðõ Dmitry Sofronov óôáîãéé 2:5030/212, ó õëáúáîéåí ôïçï æáëôá, þôï äìñ ç-îá (ç-öé) Eugene Agapov õöå ïôðòá÷ìåîï ðéóøíï îá áäòåó 2:5030/41 ï æáëôå ðòïþôåîéñ Dmitry ÷ùûåõëáúáîîïçï ðéóøíá. Ðïòõþéôø ÇïìäÅÄ'õ ðòïëïîôòïìéòï÷áôø ÷ùðïìîåîéå òåûåîéñ ïâýåçï óïâòáîéñ ëïììåëôé÷á óôáîãéé óéóïðïí óôáîãéé, Óë÷éûõ áëôé÷îï õðáëï÷áôø äáîîùê ðòïôïëïì (÷ëìàþáàýéê óðòá÷ëõ) é, âòáôøñí Âéîëáí Ðìàó ðòïéú÷åóôé ïôðòá÷ëõ äáîîïçï äïëõíåîôá úáéîôåòåóï÷áîîïíõ ÷ îåí ìéãõ (ëïîëòåôîï üôï Eugene Agapov) ó áôôòéâõôïí Ëòüû ó éóðïìøúï÷áîéåí óôáîäáòôîïçï òïõôéîçá þåòåú ïäîïçï éú áðìéîëï÷ óôáîãéé 2:5030/212. Ðòåäóåäáôåìø óïâòáîéñ DesqView Ë÷áòôåäåóë Äåóëï×øà Óåëòåôáòø óïâòáîéñ GoldEd Çïìä Åäéôïò Monday November 21 1994 21:46 Í.Ð. (Ëòõçìáñ ðåþáôø) ÐÒÉÌÏÖÅÎÉÅ 1 Ó Ð Ò Á × Ë Á Îáóôïñýáñ óðòá÷ëá ÷ùäáîá äìñ Eugene Agapov ÷ ôïí, þôï åçï ðéóøíï ïô Monday November 21 1994, îáðéóáîîïå éí óïâóô÷åîîïòõþîï ÷ 16:35, îá ôåíõ "Ðòï æáêìù." âùìï ðòïþéôáîï Monday November 21 1994 Óéóôåíîùí Ïðåòáôïòïí Dmitry Sofronov óôáîãéé 2:5030/212 ÷ 21:46, é îá îåçï âõäåô ïô÷åþåîï, ëáë ôïìøëï ÷ùûåõëáúáîîùê Dmitry Sofronov óïéú÷ïìéô ïôïò÷áôøóñ ïô ôåëõýéè ðï÷óåäîå÷îùè äåì (ïâõþåîéñ óïôòõäîéëï÷, âïòøâù ó æáêì-óåò÷åòáíé é Üêúåòîåôáíé, ðòïäõ÷áîéñ çìõèéè ôåìåæïîîùè ìéîéê, þôåîéñ ðïþôù é ô.ð.) é âòïóéô ó÷ïê ó÷åôìùê ÷úïò îá ïäîï éú ïëïûåë Äåóëï×øà, ÷ ëïôïòïí ÷ äáîîùê íïíåîô òáâïôáåô ðïþôï÷ùê òáäáëôïò ÇïìäÅÄ, é õ÷éäéô, þôï óòåäé íîïçïþéóìåîîùè ðïóìáîéê ðïñ÷éìïóø é üôï, þôï ÷ éôïçå, ÷ïúíïöîï, úáóôá÷éô åçï ïô÷åôéôø é îá îåçï. Õþéôù÷áñ óìïöîïóôø ðïóôá÷ìåîîïê úáäáþé é úáçòõöåîîïóôø ÓéóÏð'á ÷óå ÷ùûåðåòåþéóìåîîïå, ÷ïúíïöîï, ðòïéúïêäåô îå óòáúõ ðïóìå æáëôá ðòïþôåîéñ ðéóøíá. Äáîîáñ óðòá÷ëá, ïäîáëï, îå çáòáîôéòõåô, þôï Óéóôåíîùê Ïðåòáôïò Dmitry Sofronov ÷ïïâýå ïô÷åôéô îá ×áûå ÷èïäñýåå ðéóøíï, ïäîáëï ïîá äáåô ðòá÷ï óþéôáôø, þôï ïî ÷óå-ôáëé ÷éäåì üôï ðéóøíï, é ðï ÷ïúíïöîïóôé ïô÷åôéô îá îåçï. Ðòåäóåäáôåìø óïâòáîéñ DesqView Ë÷áòôåäåóë Äåóëï×øà Í.Ð. (Ëòõçìáñ ðåþáôø) --- Ïô÷åôóô÷åîîùê éóðïìîéôåìø: Çïìä Å.Ä. 2.42.G0214+ + Origin: * ÇÏÓÔ 6.38-72 * Ïâýéå ôòåâï÷áîéñ ë ïæïòíìåîéà äåìï÷ùè âõíáç * ;) * × ëáêæ!!! Igor -+- GoldED 2.50.B0822+ + Origin: Eye of the PETROBANK -SPB- (+7-812-110-1274) 2:5030/53 (2:5030/53) ============================================================================= Hello Boris! Ïôæéìøôòõê... Òáúòåûåîéå á÷ôïòá ðïìõþåîï.. Ó õ÷áöåîéåí Igor === GoldED 2.50.B0822+ ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 64 of 100 - 12 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 24 Nov 94 01:28:48 To : All 24 Nov 94 16:59:32 Subj : 4 hf? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Dmitry Valdov (2:5015/2) * Area : NINO.006.ECHO (NINO.006.ECHO) * From : Anatoly Korsakoff, 2:5015/6 (Wednesday November 23 1994 10:00) * To : Elijah Languev * Subj : Adinf and Int 13H ============================================================================= Hello Elijah! Wednesday November 23 1994 09:26, Elijah Languev wrote to Dmitry Valdov: EL> îå ðïîñì? ñ ÷òïäå äõíáì, þôï AMISETUP ìéûø ÷ CMOS ðéûåô - þéôáåô? éìé EL> ÷éòõó, ëáë é OS/2, ðòé õóôáîï÷ëå ôáþëõ äåóñôø òáú òåâõôéôø âõäåô ;)) õçõ, é ëáë QEMM DEVICE=C:\VIRUS\VIRUSHIGH.SYS /Stealth:3 /high=yes /umb=true /no_remap=no DEVICE=C:\VIRUS\VIRUSBIOS.SYS /chipset=UM82C /chipsubmobel=481BF DEVICE=C:\VIRUS\VIRUSENVADE.SYS /.exe=yes /.dll=yes /.sys=yes /kernels=yes DEVICE=C:\VIRUS\VIRUSSCSI.SYS /type=aha /model=1540B /bios_revision=420412-00 Begin the optimization process? Your PC 'll go reboot now... OOps.. This program needs a pentium or higer to run... EL> Elijah Anatoly -+- FMail/386 0.98 + Origin: 2:5015/6 (2:5015/6) ============================================================================= Hello All! ×ïô ôáëéå òáúçîï÷ïòù... Á îáþáìïóø ÷óå ó ïâóõöäåîéñ ÷éòõóá, òáâïôáàýåçï ÷ V86 é üíõìéòõàýéê ÂÉÏÓ.. Dmitry === GoldED 2.50.B1016+ + Origin: CRC Error MO Node (FidoNet 2:5015/2) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 66 of 100 From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/140 24 Nov 94 14:41:58 To : All 24 Nov 94 22:14:50 Subj : .ùôéå îáûå... (fwd) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/140) ============================================================================= Forwarded message: From ire.phys.msu.su!postmaster Wed Nov 23 22:18:29 1994 Newsgroups: news.unix From: Fedor Andreyev Hello, All! É âùì äåîø ðåò÷ùê. É âùìé Äîåðò é Íéîóë. É ðéóáìïóø ÷óå îá Æïòôòáîå. É âùì äåîø ÷ôïòïê. É âùìé ÅÓ, ÓÍ, Í6000 é ×áëó. É âòáìïóø îáðéóáîîïå ÷ äåîø ðåò÷ùê é ë îåíõ äïðéóù÷áìïóø îá Æïòôòáîå. É âùì äåîø ôòåôéê. É âùìé ÒÓ. É âòáìïóø ÷óå îáðéóáîîïå ÷ äåîø ðåò÷ùê é äåîø ÷ôïòïê ðåòåäåìù÷áìïóø ðïä Æïòôòáî 4 é 5 Microsoft é ìéîëï÷áìïóø ó Microcoft C ðïä MS DOS. Ðïðùôëé éóðïìøúï÷áôø Borland C õóðåèïí îå õ÷åîþáìéóø. Îå èïôåì ïî ìéîëï÷áôøóñ ó Æïòôòáîï÷óëéíé íïäõìñíé. É îáóôõðáåô äåîø þåô÷åòôùê. É ÷ïóèïäéô îá çïòéúïîôå óïìîãå ðïä éíåîåí UNIX (SCO ?). É ïþåîø èïþåôøóñ ðïä åçï ôåðìù ìõþéëé. Îï ÷óôáåô ÷ïðòïó - á ðõóôñô ìé çòåèé îáëïðìåîîùå ÷ äîé ðåò÷ùå é ïô ëïôïòùè îéëõäá îå äåôøóñ, ÷ òáê? WBW, Fedor. -+- GoldED+ + Origin: . (Logica, Nikolaev 2:466/10.26) ============================================================================= Hi, All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED 2.41 * Origin: And our origin has been struck by lightning (2:5020/140) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 67 of 100 From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 25 Nov 94 02:14:00 To : All 25 Nov 94 15:22:20 Subj : .îå÷íáôéþåóëéê ðéóôïìåô. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : SURVIVAL.GUIDE (SURVIVAL.GUIDE) From : Seaman R.Heaterer (2:5020/139.15), Tuesday November 22 1994 12:16 Subj : Ðîå÷íáôéþåóëéê ðéóôïìåô. ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ [] Ú.Ù.Ðòïûìùê 2-õè ìåôîéê ïðùô ôïòçï÷ìé çáú.ðéóôïìåôáíé\òå÷ïìø÷åòáíé ðïëáúáì , þôï óáíõå üææåëôé÷îùå éú îéè - ôå ëïôïòùíé ÷úñ÷ûéóø úá óô÷ïì íïöîï ðï âáûëå íïìïôéôø , îå âïñóø åçï ðïìïíáôø , á ÷óñëõà íåìïþø ðïìõðìáóôíáó. ìàäé ó éîôåîóé÷îïóôøà òáú\ä÷á ÷ íåóàã ðïëõðáàô :) Þåìï÷åë ëõðé÷ûéê òå÷.Íáçîõí , úá ðáôòïîáíé îå ïâòáýáìóñ ðïìçïäá - ðòé ÷óôòåþå , óëáúáì , þôï ìõþøûåê ðïÂáûëå äá÷áìëé - ÷ öéúîé îå ÷éäåì :) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ --- copy con com3 * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 68 of 100 From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 24 Nov 94 11:43:02 To : All 25 Nov 94 17:57:30 Subj : 7-ïê ....! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ .TID: GE 1.1+ * Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1) * Area : 268.PVT (*local.268.pvt) * From : Max Skibinsky, 2:5020/296 (24 Nov 94 02:30) * To : All, * Subj : 7-ïê ÇÏÓÔ! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Good day/night All! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ×÷åäåîéå. Óðáóéâï, þôï ÷ù ðòéïâòåìé äéóôòéâõôé÷ õ÷ìåëáôåìøîåêûåê éçòù "7-ïê ÇÏÓÔ!" × ëïðìåëô ÷èïäéô: Ä÷á îáâïòá ðåòæïëáòô - ðåò÷ùê é ÷ôïòïê ôïí. Ïðéóáîéå éçòù. Ëïòïâëá äìñ ðåòæïëáòô. Äìñ õóôáîï÷ëé éçòù îá ÷áûõ ÂÜÓÍ-8086 óäåìáêôå óìåäõàýåå: 1) ×ëìàþéôå õóôòïêóô÷ï ÷÷ïäá. 2) ×ëìàþéôå ðòéåíîéë ðåòæïëáòô. 3) ×óôá÷øôå ðåòæïëáòôõ ó îáäðéóøà "Õóôáîï÷ëá-0" 4) Úáðõóôéôå ðòéåíîéë ðåòæïëáòô. 5) ×ùâåòåôå ôéð ÷áûåçï õóôòïêóô÷á ÷ù÷ïäá - íïúáéþîùê 25*25, ôåëóôï÷ïê 10*10, òïíáûëï÷ùê ðòéîôåò. ×ùâåòåôé ôéð íõúùëáìøîùè üææåëôï÷ - óôõëé õóôòïêóô÷á ðåòåíïôëé âïâéî, üíõìñãéñ çïìïóá íïìïôïþëáíé òïíáûëï÷ïçï ðòéîôåòá, âáúï÷áñ íõúùëá ÷éâòáãéå ÷åîôéìñôïòï÷ îéöîåçï úáìá. 6) Úáóõîøôå ïóôáìøîùå 578 ðåòæïëáòô ðïíåþåîîùè ëáë "Õóôáîï÷ëá". Éçòá éîéãéáìéúéòõåôóñ îá ÷áûõ íáçîéôîõà ìåîôõ. 7) Îáöíéôå ëîïðëõ "Úáçòõúëá ó ìåîôù" Éôáë îáþéîáåí éçòõ! Óàöåô. Óïôòõäîéë éîóôéôõôá, òáúòáâáôù÷áàýåçï óôáîäáòôù ÇÏÓÔ, õâé÷áåô ÷ ìáòøëå ëïïðåòáôïòá, ëïôïòùê îå óïâìàäáì óôáîäáòô îá éîôåîóé÷îïóôø ó÷åôá ìáíðïþëé ðïä õçìïí 67% ë çïòéúïîôõ. Þåòåú îåëïôïòå ÷òåíñ óïôòõäîéëõ ðòéèïäéô ÷éäåîéå óï÷åòûåîîï ðïôòñóáàýåçï óôáîäáòôá îá äìéîîõ úáâïòîùè ðìáîïë äìñ úáçïòäîùè õþáóôëï÷, îáèïäñýéèóñ úá ðòåäåìáíéé 80-ôé ëéìïíåôòï÷ïê úïîù. Úá òáúòáâïôëõ üôïçï óôáîäáòôá ïî ðïìõþáåô ðïóô îáþáìøîéëá ïôäåìá é ðï÷ùûåîéå úáòðìáôù. Ôáë îáþéîáåôóñ åçï ðòïä÷éöåîéå ðï óìõöåâîïê ìåóôîéãå. Åíõ ðòïäïìöáàô ðòéèïäéôø ÷åäåîéñ - óôáîäáòô îá ûéòéîõ òáóôïñîéñ íåöäõ ðòï÷ïäáíé ëïáëóéáìøîïçï ëáâåìñ úáúåíåìåîéñ 5ôé üôáöîùè äïíï÷, õçïìá îáëìïîá úõâîïê ûåôëé ë ïôîïûåîéà âéóóåëôòéóù åå ýåôéîù, ïôîïûåîéñ äìéîîù âïìôá ë ûéòéîå åçï çïìï÷ëé, ÷ ëòåðåöå úáðáóîïçï ëïìåóá íáûéîù "Úáðïòïöåã" ÷ùðïóëá ó 67 ðï 73 çïä. × ëïîãå ëïîãï÷ ïî óôáîï÷éôóñ äéòåëôïòïí éîóôéôõôá, îáçòáöäáåôóñ çïóõäáòóô÷åîîùíé ðòåíéñíé - ÷ ôï ÷òåíñ ëáë ìàäé ðïìøúõàýéåóñ ÷åýáíé ó åçï óôáîäáòôáíé ïäéî úá äòõçéí ðïçéâáàô ðòé óôòáîîùè ïâóôïñôåìøóô÷áè. × ëïîãå ëïîãï÷ ðòïéóèïäéô óôòáîîïå - äéòåëôïò õóôòáé÷áåô ÷ éîóôéôõôå ÷åþåòéîëõ äìñ îåóëïìøëéè óïôòõäîéëï÷ - îï îá óôåîáè òáú÷åûáîîù òáúìéþîùå æïòíáôù é æïòíõìñòù çïóôá, ðòéþåí éíàôóñ âáúï÷ùå 7 æïòíõìñòï÷ ÇÏÓÔÁ (ñóîïå äåìï ðï ÷óåí óåí ïóîï÷îùí ïâìáóôñí óåìøóëïçï èïúñêóô÷á) ðòéþåí ëáöäùê éú îéè ïôëòù÷áåôóñ ôïìøëï ðòé òåûåîéé ÷óåè âïìåå ðòïóôùè ÇÏÓÔ-ï÷ äáîîïê ïâìáóôé. Äéòåëôïò ïâåýáì ëáöäïíõ éú óïôòõäîéëï÷ ÷ óìõþáå åóìé ïîé äïèïäñô äï ëïîãá ÷ùðïìîåîéå óï÷åòûåîîï ìàøïçï éè öåìáîéñ - ô.å. ðòéâá÷ëé 50 põâìåê ë úáòðìáôå é ðòïä÷éöåîéå îá 5 íåóô ÷ðåòåä ÷ ïþåòåäé îá ëïííõîáìøîõà ë÷áòôéòõ. × óìõþáå öå îåõäáþé ðòïéçòù÷ûéè ïöéäáåô óôòáûîáñ õþáóôø - ïîé ðåò÷ïäñôóñ ÷ ïôäåì óôáîäáòôï÷ îá íñóï-äòå÷åóîùå éúäåìéñ. ×áýåê úáäáþé âõäåô ðåòíåýáôøóñ ðï äáîîùí ÇÏÓÔÁÍ é òåûáôø éè ïäîïçï úá äòõçéí. Ôåëóôù ÇÏÓÔÁ âõäõô ðïñ÷ìñôóñ îá ÷ùâòáîîïí ÷áíé õóôòïêóô÷å ÷ù÷ïäá, îáöéíáåêôå ëîïðëõ "Óìåäõàýéê íïäõìø úáçòõúëé" äìñ ðåòåèïäá ë óìåäõàýåíõ ÇÏÓÔÕ, y ÷áó åóôø ÷ïúíïöîïóôø óðáóáôø óéôõáãéà îá ðåòæïòáôïò, é îáóìáöäáôøóñ ðòåëòáóîïê íõúùëïê é üææåëôáíé ðïäïâòáîîùíé ðï ôåíå ë ëáöäïíõ ÇÏÓÔõ. Éôáë, ðòéñôîïê éçòù, é ÷ðåòåä äï 7ïçï ÇÏÓÔÁ! Äïðïìîåîéå. Äìñ éçòù òåëïíåîäõåôóñ ðòïãåóóïò îå èõöå þåí îá çåôåòïäéîîùè ìáíðáè, ëìá÷éáôõòá ëáë íéîéíõí ó 10 òáúîùíé ëìá÷éûáíé, é ðåòæïòáôïò ó óëïòïóôøà ðï ëòáêîå íåòå 50 äùòïþåë ÷ óåëõîäõ..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ;) ×ïô - ðòéûìá ëòåúá ÷ çïìï÷õ - á ñ - þôï? - äõòáë þôï ìé, þôï âù âùôø õíîùí é íïìþáôø? Îåååå - ñ ÷úñì é ÷óå óòáúõ îáâéì......;) Always at your service: Max Skibinsky -+- Âìáçïòïäîùê òùãáòø ÷ úïìïôïí - óüò Çïì Ä'Üä 242g+ + Origin: Úîáîéå - óéìá. Á óéìá åóôø - õíá îå îáäï (2:5020/296) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Mikel --- * Origin: authorized Arvid dealer, éîæïòíáãéñ ðï úáðòïóõ (2:5020/35.1) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 69 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 25 Nov 94 14:47:04 To : All 26 Nov 94 04:02:36 Subj : fun with english ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Hello All. ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Anthony Guetmansky (2:5030/6) * Area : NETMAIL (FastEcho Netmail Area) * From : polk@ece.nps.navy.mil, 2:5030/6 (08 Nov 94 23:09) * To : Anthony Guetmansky * Subj : fun with english ============================================================================= Tony, Here is a fun message that I received from a friend. (smile) Brad In an Australian hardware shop: Special Offer - a free ride in a police car if you steal anything from this shop. ----------------- Subject: From an Air France bulletin... This is real! In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American. ============================================================================= Hello Dmitry! _______ |ony > Team OS/2 -+- + Origin: (2:5030/6) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 70 of 100 From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 25 Nov 94 14:50:30 To : All 26 Nov 94 04:02:38 Subj : 4HF ? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Hello All. ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Vsevolod Shabad (2:5020/202) * Area : RU.UNIX (RU.UNIX) * From : Alexander Pevzner, 2:5020/59.9 (23 Nov 94 23:02) * To : Fedor Andreyev * Subj : ùôéå îáûå... ============================================================================= Hello, Fedor! FA> É âùì äåîø ðåò÷ùê. É âùìé Äîåðò é Íéîóë. É ðéóáìïóø ÷óå îá FA> Æïòôòáîå. FA> É âùì äåîø ÷ôïòïê. É âùìé ÅÓ, ÓÍ, Í6000 é ×áëó. É âòáìïóø FA> îáðéóáîîïå ÷ äåîø ðåò÷ùê é ë îåíõ äïðéóù÷áìïóø îá Æïòôòáîå. FA> É âùì äåîø ôòåôéê. É âùìé ÒÓ. É âòáìïóø ÷óå îáðéóáîîïå ÷ FA> äåîø ðåò÷ùê é äåîø ÷ôïòïê ðåòåäåìù÷áìïóø ðïä Æïòôòáî 4 é 5 FA> Microsoft é ìéîëï÷áìïóø ó Microcoft C ðïä MS DOS. Ðïðùôëé FA> éóðïìøúï÷áôø Borland C õóðåèïí îå õ÷åîþáìéóø. Îå èïôåì ïî FA> ìéîëï÷áôøóñ ó Æïòôòáîï÷óëéíé íïäõìñíé. FA> É îáóôõðáåô äåîø þåô÷åòôùê. É ÷ïóèïäéô îá çïòéúïîôå óïìîãå FA> ðïä éíåîåí UNIX (SCO ?). É ïþåîø èïþåôøóñ ðïä åçï ôåðìù FA> ìõþéëé. Îï ÷óôáåô ÷ïðòïó - á ðõóôñô ìé çòåèé îáëïðìåîîùå ÷ FA> äîé ðåò÷ùå é ïô ëïôïòùè îéëõäá îå äåôøóñ, ÷ òáê? Ñ çäå-ôï îá àúåîåôå ÷éäåì ðéóøíï. Íõöéë òáóóëáúù÷áì, âùìá õ îåçï ëïçäá-ôï ðåòóïîáìëá, Robotron 1715, îá Z-80 ðïä CP/M. É öéìá ÷ üôïê ðåòóïîáìëå ðòïçòáííá, óðòåäûéô ëáëïê-ôï. Ðïôïí ðïñ÷éìéóø PC. Îï äìñ PC ïî îå óíïç îáêôé ðòïçòáííõ, ëïôïòáñ äåìáìá ôïöå óáíïå. Ôïçäá ïî ÷úáì üíõìñôïò Z-80, é ÷ îåí çïîñì ó÷ïà ìàâéíõà ðòïçòáííõ. Ðïôïí õ îåçï úá÷åìáóø 386-ñ ó õîéèïí. Éóôïòéñ ðï÷ôïòéìáóø, é ôåðåòø ïî ëòõôéô ðïä õîéèïí üíõìñôïò äïóá, ÷ ÷éòôõáìøîïí äïóå - üíõìñôïò Z-80, á ÷ îåí - ó÷ïà ìàâéíõà ðòïçòáííõ. Òåúàíå: Ðïä õîéèïí åóôø äïóï÷óëéå üíõìñôïòù :-) Sincerely, Pzz aka pzz@pzz.msk.ru -+- timEd 1.01.g1+ + Origin: <> (2:5020/59.9) ============================================================================= --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 71 of 100 + 74 From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 25 Nov 94 01:58:56 To : All 26 Nov 94 22:53:46 Subj : 4hf? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : .LVM.NETMAIL (Personal netmail) From : Pavel Grodek (2:5020/214.4), Thursday November 24 1994 03:05 Subj : 4hf? ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Pavel Grodek (2:5020/214.4) * Area : DOOM (DOOM) * From : John Ester, 2:255/82 (Tuesday October 25 1994 02:20) * To : All * Subj : KILLING PEOPLE ============================================================================= @RFC-Path: ddt.demos.su!f400.n5020!f3.n5026!f2.n51!f8.n5100!f24.n24!f80.n441!f1.n255!f101. n255!f82.n255!not-for-mail Killing people is wrong, unless there is good reason such as they are violently and criminally insane. In the latter case a choice of death should be offered to relatives of the offender. The actual extermination should be shown live on all channels so everybody gets the chance to see it. In fact maybe a competition should be run on the internet with the winner being the person whm, by modem gets to throw the switch if an offender has been assigned death by electric chair. Surely the computer network is wide enough and capable enough to offer this service to it`s users. Doom is a game all about killing people, with a gun, without any regard for the "Enemy approaching" The game does not offer any function to sit down and have a cup of tea and a chat with the opposing gunman, which gives up any last opportunity for a peaceful settlement to be found. I therefore find the game unsettling and certainly would not reccomend it to children under the age of three. To kill people with a gun is not clever, it`s not a game. These icons actually die, and I`m flabbergasted to hear they have no legal rights to oppose this obvious abuse of power. A GAME should be fun, fulfilling and educational. I cannot understand that talented gameswriters spend so much time writing @Shoot them up@ trash when they could write a nicer game, such as how to get Jack up the hill to meet Jill without spilling the water. Instead of dieing the worst that can happen in the game is that he gets a bit wet, and then due to seasonal factors dies of frostbite in icy conditions, or cut becomes full of gangrene so that limb amputations occur with eventual death from an unsuspected brain hemmorage. Surely such family oriented games will be a boom seller. Any comments? -+- GEcho 1.02+ + Origin: Top-Range BBS, BRISTOL (2:255/82) ============================================================================= Hello Leo! Ðïòùìóñ ÷ óôáòùè ó÷áìëáè, é ïâîáòõöéì ôáëïê ðòåìåóôîùê ïðõó ;) ×óñ üèá DOOM îá îåçï ëõðéìáóø, ëòïíå ä÷õè-ôòåè þåìï÷åë! Îåóíïôòñ îá ðïóìåäîéê áâúáã! Îõ é ôõðù üôé âõòöõé... Sincerely Yours, Pavel ÄÄÄ GoldED 2.42.G0614+ . Origin: With best wishes/regards/anything you wish (2:5020/214.4) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ --- copy con com3 * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 74 of 100 - 71 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 11:59:14 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:42 Subj : 4hf? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Alex Zhilyakov (2:5051/13.2) * Area : DARK.MAD * From : Íïäåòáôïò, 2:5051/13.3 (Tuesday November 22 1994 07:59) * To : All * Subj : Ðòá÷éìá ðï÷åäåîéñ ÷ DARK.MAD ÷åòóéñ 1.4 ============================================================================= >Îåïâèïäéíïå ðòåäéóìï÷éå. Vagabondo - üôï Michael Alekseyev, îáû îåóþáóôîùê >âïóó /13. Ðòá÷éìá ðï÷åäåîéñ ÷ DARK.MAD ×÷åäåîéå. Óîáþáìá âùìï óìï÷ï. É óìï÷ï âùìï õ Íéûé Áìåëóåå÷á. É óìï÷ï âùìï: "×áçáâïîä". É âùìï íåóôï, çäå ïîï ïâéôáìï. É îáúù÷áìïóø óéå íåóôï DARK.PUB, þôï ÷ ðåòå÷ïäå ïúîáþáìï "íåóôï äìñ þåòîùè íåóó". Îï úíåê-éóëõóéôåìø (Ûõòá Öéìñëï÷) óôáì ðïäâé÷áôø ×áçáâïîäõ ë ÷åìéëéí äåñîéñí, é ÷ïô þôï ÷ùûìï... × ðåò÷ùê äåîø óïô÷ïòéì Íéûá DARK.TESTING. É óï óìï÷áíé "Éäéôå é ðòï÷åòñêôåóø" ÷ðõóôéì ôõäá ÷óåè ó÷ïéè úìùè äõèï÷ é äïâòùè áîçåìï÷. É óôáìé ïîé ðòï÷åòñôøóñ. É õ÷éäåì Íéûá, þôï üôï èïòïûï. ×ï ÷ôïòïê äåîø óïô÷ïòéì ïî DARK.INFO, ôïþîõà ëïðéà DARK.PUB, ôïìøëï úåìåîõà. É òåûéì óëìáäù÷áôø ôõäá ÷óå óìõöåâîùå âõíáçé. É õ÷éäåìé ÷óå, þôï é üôï îåðìïèï, ëïìø óëïòï úáäïìâáìé ïîé ÷óåè ÷ DARK.PUÒå... Îá ôòåôéê äåîø, ðï îáõýåîéà úíåñ-éóëõóéôåìñ, ëïôïòïíõ òõóóëéê ñúùë ðïëáúáìóñ óìéûëïí íïçõþéí, âùìá óïúäáîá DARK.ENGL, äìñ ïâóôïñôåìøîïçï éúõþåîéñ ñúùëá ÷åòïñôîïçï ðòïôé÷îéëá, îï úáçîõìáóø üèïïâìáóôø óéñ éâï ìåîîïóôø ï÷ìáäåìá õíáíé. × þåô÷åòôùê äåîø ïî ïôäùèáì. × ðñôùê äåîø ïî ôïöå ïôäùèáì. × ûåóôïê äåîø - óí. ðòåäùäõýéê áâúáã (îõ, ìåîé÷ï åíõ âùìï). É, îáëïîåã, îá óåäøíïê äåîø âùìï óïúäáîï óáíïå ÷åìéëïå ô÷ïòåîéå åçï. É óïúäáîï ïîï âùìï äìñ ôïçï, âåú þåçï öéôø îåìøúñ - äìñ òõçáîé ðï ðï÷ïäõ é âåú ðï÷ïäá, ðï áäòåóõ é âåú áäòåóá é ô.ð. *Ïóîï÷îáñ þáóôø* > [...skipped...] Íïäåòáôïòïí DARK.MAD ñ÷ìñåôóñ Oleg Kopcev (2:5051/13.3), þôï ÷ ðåòå÷ïäå ïúîáþáåô Ïìåç Ëïðãå÷ (8-842-2??-????). Ó õ÷áöåîéåí. Ïìåç Ëïðãå÷, íïäåòáôïò DARK.MAD. --- * Origin: Barbar's station (2:5051/13.3) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 75 of 100 + 92 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:00:00 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:44 Subj : 4.h.f. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by MaX Brashenko (2:5000/47) * Area : RU.OS.CMP (RU.OS.CMP) * From : Alex Tutubalin, 2:5020/96 (Tuesday November 15 1994 18:04) * To : All * Subj : 9 ôùóñþ àîéëóï÷.... ============================================================================= Dear All! Ðïôòñóáàýáñ òåëìáíá óáîôåèîéëé ÷ Ëïííåòóáîôå úá óåçïäîñ. Ïóïâåîîï ðïôòñóìá ôáëáñ æòáúá (ðïäþåòëé÷áîéå íïå): "Óïôòõäîéþáñ ó SUN, ×ù íïöåôå òáóóþéôù÷áôø îá ðïíïýø âïìåå 16 ôùóñþ UNIX-üëóðåòôï÷. × ÷áûåí òáóðïòñöåîéé âõäåô âïìåå 9 ôùóñþ _÷åòóéê_UNIX..." "Ëïííåòóáîô®" úá 15 îïñâòñ, óôòáîéãá 65. ×ïô ñ óéöõ é äõíáà.... óëïìøëï îõöîï íåóôá îá äéóëå äìñ 9 ôùóñþ ÷åòóéê àîéëóá é ëáëõà èéâáòõ íîå ðòéäåôóñ ðòéóôòïéôø ë ó÷ïåê ëïíîáôå, þôïâù ÷ îåê ðïíåóôéìéóø 16 ôùóñþ àîéëóîùè çõòõ... Ó õ÷áöåîéåí,Alex Tutubalin -+- GoldED 2.42.G1114 + Origin: ×áûé ðòïâìåíù óôáîõô îáûéíé, åóìé ÷ù óôáîåôå îáíé (2:5020/96) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 76 of 100 - 61 + 79 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:02:24 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:44 Subj : 4hf ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : BORIS_IN (Incoming mail) * From : Alex Iliynsky, 2:5020/23 (Friday November 25 1994 08:55) * To : Boris Paleev * Subj : 4hf ============================================================================= *** Answering a msg posted in area HUMOR.FILTERED (HUMOR.FILTERED). Hi Boris! Boris Paleev at 2:5020/113 wrote to All (Thursday November 24 1994) BP> Ìàäé òáóóëáúù÷áìé ëïòëõ ðòï ôï, þôï y ëïçï-ôï EPSON ÷ùäåòçé÷áì ÷éìëõ. BP> Ïîé ë çïìï÷ëå ðòéîôåòá ðòé÷ñúù÷áìé ÷åòå÷ïþëõ é ðåþáôáìé CR :-)))) Ëïçäá-ôï, ïþåîø äá÷îï, ñ òáâïôáì ÷ Âáõíáîëå, ôï óðáì ðòñí ôáí, îá îáäõ÷îïí íáôòáóå. É îáûå íïìïäïå ðïëïìåîéå ðòéëïìá òáäé, òåûéìï îáðéóáôø ðòïçòáíí äìñ D-100 (üôï ôáëïê ðòéîôåò ðïìøóëéê - ëéìïçòáíí 12 ÷åóõ é ó ïþåîø íïýøîùí âáòáâáîïí), ëïôïòáñ âù þåòåú ïðòåäåìåîîïå ÷òåíñ îáþéîáìá óìáôø îá ðòéîôåò CR, ëïôïòùê ÷ óï÷à ïþåòåäø ëòõôéì âù âáòáâáî, ë ëïôïòïíõ âùìá ðòé÷ñúáîá ÷åòå÷ëá, ðòé÷ñúáîîáñ ë ëìáîáðîõ íáôòáóá. Õ îéè ïþåîø õäáþîï ðïìõþéìóñ ëïä ó ðòïíïôëïê ðòéîôåòá, îï ó ôáêíåòïí âùìé ðòïâìåíù, é ñ ðòïóîõìóñ ïô ðïóôïñîîïê òáâïôù ðòéîôåòá. ×íåóôå îáðéóáìé ôáêíåò é ñ ìåç óðáôø äáìøûå. Îï ôáêíëåò ðïþåíõ-ôï îå óòáâïôáì.... :( Starder === + Origin: (C) Starder. From Home (%TEMP%) (2:5020/23) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 77 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:08:02 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:44 Subj : .òï íïäåíï÷ òåçéóôòáãéà - éäåñ åóôø. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Andy Timashev (2:5020/68.4) * Area : RU.FREAKS * From : Dmitry Rechkin, 2:5020/336 (22 Nov 94 21:27) * To : Sanches Militsky * Subj : Ðòï íïäåíï÷ òåçéóôòáãéà - éäåñ åóôø. ============================================================================= Hello Sanches! Monday November 21 1994 15:12, Sanches Militsky wrote to All: AD>> Áîáìïçéþîùê ÷áòéáîô. Úáðéóáôø îá á÷ôïïô÷åôþéë ïô÷åô íïäåíá, AD>> ðòï÷åòéôø þôï íïöîï ëïîîåëôéôóñ ó á÷ôïïô÷åôþéëïí, é AD>> äåíïîóôòéòï÷áôø üôï îá ÁÔÓ. "Á÷ôïïô÷åôþéëé åýå îå úáðòåýåîù, á ñ AD>> ÷ïô ôáëïê óôòáîîùê". Éîôåòåóîï, üôï ÷ïúíïöîï? (× óíùóìå úáóôá÷éôø AD>> íïäåí òåôòåêîéôøóñ ó á÷ôïïô÷åôþéëïí ðòïäïìöéôåìøîïå ÷òåíñ, åóìé SM> ÝÁ!!! Úáðòåýåîù ìàâùå õóôòïêóô÷á, îåóáîëãéïîéòï÷áîîï ðïäëìàþåîîùå ë SM> ôåìåæïîîïê ìéîéé é îå éíåàýéå óåòôéæéëáôï÷ Íéîó÷ñúé. Á óáîëãéïîéòï÷áîîï SM> ðïäëìàþáåôóñ ôïìøëï ôåìåæïîîùê áððáòáô (é ôï îå ÷óñëéê, á "éíåàýéê SM> óåòôéæéëáô"). Á íîïçéå-ìé á÷ôïïô÷åôþéëé (é ôåìåæïîù) éíåàô óåòôéæéëáô SM> Íéîó÷ñúé îá éè éóðïìøúï÷áîéå îá îáûéè óåôñè. Ëïçäá-ôï, ëïçäá úáíåþáôåìøîùê õþåîùê é ïôìéþîùê óåíøñîéî Ì.Ð.Âåòéñ úáîéíáì ïäéî éú ïô÷åôóô÷åîîùè ðïóôï÷ ÷ çïóõäáòóô÷å, ÷óå òáäéïðòéåíîéëé äåìéìéóø îá ä÷å ëáôåçïòéé. Ë ïäîïê âùìé ïôîåóåîù þåòîùå òåðòïäõëôïòù, ÷ùóå÷ûéå ÷ ëáöäïê ëïííõîáìëå îá ïâýåê ëõèîå, é ðåòéïäéþåóëé éóðõóëá÷ûéå ôï íõúùëõ, ôï ïëïîþáôåìøîùå éú÷åóôéñ, á ôï é ïóîï÷ïðïìáçáàýéå òåþé Ïôãá Îáòïäï÷... Îáúù÷áìéóø ïîé "áâïîåîôóëéíé òáäéïôïþëáíé". Ë äòõçïê ïôîïóéìéóø ìàâùå äòõçéå, éíå÷ûéå ëïîäåîóáôïò îáóôòïêëé. Ôáë ÷ïô, ÷ äïëõíåîôáè îá óôáòùê-óôáòùê ìáíðï÷ùê ðòéåíîéë "×ÜÆ" (ñýéë ôáëïê, ó ëòùûëïê é ìáíðïþëáíé... ðïóìå ðïìõþáóá òáâïôù ôåðìùê é õàôîùê) ÷ äïëõíåîôáè âùì é ôáìïî îá òåçéóôòáãéà (sic!) üôïçï ðòéåíîéëá ÷ óðåãéáìøîïê ëïîôïòå, ÷ ôåþåîéå îåäåìé óï äîñ ðïëõðëé... Ðïþåíõ-ôï ðïìõþéìïóø ôáë, þôï üôïô ôáìïî îå âùì éóðïìøúï÷áî (ðïëõðáìé âáîäõòõ õöå ÷ 1956 çïäõ)... Ôáë þôï, ôåðåòø íáìï óïïô÷åôóô÷éñ éíåàýåíõóñ ÇÏÓÔõ ëõðìåîîïçï ïâïòõäï÷áîéñ, é ïâìïöåîîïçï ðïûìéîïê îá ïóîï÷áîéé üôïçï ÇÏÓÔá é ôáòéæï÷ ðòé ÷÷ïúå? Îáäï åýå é ôïðáôø ÷ "ëïíðåôåîôîùå ïòçáîù" é óáíïíõ îá óåâñ óôõþáôø? × ôáëïí óìõþáå... × óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéå ïòçáîù ïô óéóïðá îïäù 2:5020/336 Úáñ÷ìåîéå Ñ, çáä, íåòúá÷åã é ðáòáúéô, ÷ ãåìñè óïäåêóô÷éñ éîïóôòáîîùí òáú÷åäëáí ÷ éè ðïäìïí äåìå éóëïòåîåîéñ ïôåþåóô÷åîîùè òåìåêîùè ÁÔÓ, ëõðéì ÷ þáóôîïê ìá÷ëå ðáóëõäîïå õóôòïêóô÷ï íïäåí, é ôåðåòø, ëáöäõà îïþø ó 5:30 äï 7:30, éíåñ ãåìøà ðïôáëáîéå úáïëåáîóëïíõ ïâòáúõ öéúîé, ÷ ëïòîå þõöäïíõ îáûåíõ îáòïäõ, ðïäëìàþáà åçï ë ôåìåæïîîïê ìéîéé, þåí ÷ùúù÷áà úáëïîîõà îåîá÷éóôø ôòõäñýéèóñ, é âåú ôïçï õôïíìåîîùè éîæìñãéåê, ðïæéçéúíïí, áìëïçïìéúíïí, äåíïëòáôéåê, ðìõôïëòáôéåê, ëïòòõðãéåê, ðïììàãéåê, é ÷ùóôõðìåîéñíé ÷ Çïóäõíå ç-îá Öéòéîï÷óëïçï... Ó äòõçïê óôïòïîù, ñ îéëïçäá îå ðòéúîá÷áì òáóðòïóôòáîåîîïê ÷ îáûåí îáòïäå ôòáäéãéé ðïäëìàþáôø ó ðïíïýøà óáíïäåìøîùè "óïðìåê" ë ôåìåæïîîïê òïúåôëå, ëõðìåîîïê íîïà úá 1500 òõâ. ÷ íáçáúéîå, é ðïüôïíõ ñ÷ìñàýåêóñ óïâóô÷åîîïóôøà ÁÔÓ, îé õôàç, îé èïìïäéìøîéë, îé ôïòûåò éìé ÷éâòïíáóóáöåò. Îåðòá÷ïíåòîï ðòé÷áôéúéòï÷áîîùê íîïê ëïîäåîóáôïò 1.0 íëæ, ïâîáòõöåîîùê ðòé óáíï÷ïìøîïê òáúâïòëå òïúåôëé ðòé õóôáîï÷ëå åå îá ìéîéà, ïâñúõàóø óäáôø "ëõäá îáäï" ðòé ðåò÷ïí öå ïâùóëå íïåçï öéìéýá, úáâéôïçï "ðïä úá÷ñúëõ" îåúáëïîîï ðïìõþåîîïê éîæïòíáãéåê ÷ ÷éäå áòèé÷ï÷ ðéóåí Å.Çéìøâï é Äí.Ïòìá ÷ MO.ECHO é RUSSIAN.FREEDOM.ANEKDOT... Ðòïûõ ðòéîñôø ëï íîå óïïô÷åôóô÷õàýéå íåòù, äáâù íïñ óõäøâá óôáìá îáúéäáîéåí äìñ ÷óåè, ëôï åýå îå ðïîéíáåô ïôþåôìé÷ï, þåê (îáòïäîùê, ôï÷áòéýé!) èìåâ ïî åóô, é îá þøåê úåíìå öé÷åô, ïôòá÷ìññ óáíùê ÷ïúäõè ó÷ïéí úìï÷ïîîùí äùèáîéåí. × ðòïóøâå ðòïûõ îå ïôëáúáôø... Best regards, Dmitry -+- GoldED 2.50.B1016+ + Origin: Unplugged CPU makes no errors! (2:5020/336) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 78 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:09:28 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:44 Subj : Don't torture your software ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : BORIS_IN (Incoming mail) * From : Harry Bush, 2:51/2 (Friday November 25 1994 15:32) * To : Boris Paleev * Subj : Don't torture your software ============================================================================= Hello Boris! 4 HF? ;-) Best wishes, Harry Friday November 25 1994 15:31 * From Area: LV.PEARLS (LV.PEARLS) From the Internet: SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST" New York, NY, Sept. 24 -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group's "watch list" of companies that regularly practice software testing. "There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market new products," said Ken Granola, spokesperson for PETS. "Alternative methods of testing these products are available." According to PETS, these companies force software to undergo lengthly and arduous tests, often without rest for hours or days at a time. Employees are assigned to "break" the software by any means necessary, and inside sources report that they often joke about "torturing" the software. "It's no joke," said Granola. "Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and 'crashed' for hours on end. They spend their whole lives on dirty, ill-maintained computers, and are unceremoniously deleted when they're not needed anymore." Granola said the software is kept in unsanitary conditions and is infested with bugs. "We know alternatives to this horror exist," he said, citing industry giant Microsoft Corp. as a company that has become extremely successful without resorting to software testing. * Qwkit 1.0b * Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. -+- SLMAIL v3.5C (#1540) + Origin: Robotech þ Lake City's Music*Demo BBS þ [904] 758*9477 (13:205/1) === GoldEd/2 2.50.B1016+ + Origin: Info-Shelter (2:51/2) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 79 of 100 - 76 + 93 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:10:18 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:46 Subj : 4HF ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Vsevolod Shabad (2:5020/202) * Area : 68.PVT (68.PVT) * From : Max Klochkov, 2:5020/99 (24 Nov 94 22:23) * To : Yuri Safronov * Subj : Éóðõçáìéóø? Á ñ îå ðòï ôåáôò... ============================================================================= Hello Yuri! Happy to contact you! Thursday November 24 1994 10:59, Yuri Safronov wrote to Anton Tsarevsky: AT>> Óïçìáóåî. Âïìåå ôïçï, çïôï÷ üôï ÷óå ðòïäåìù÷áôø ÷ çéçéåîéþåóëéè AT>> õóìï÷éñè - ôï åóôø äáöå îå òáúâé÷áôø á ôïòöåóô÷åîîï ÷ùìé÷áôø ÷ ÷áîîõ AT>> éìé åýå ëõäá, YS> Éäåô! ×ùìé÷áôø âõí ÷ òïô. :) Þôï-ôï ôù ðòïñ÷ìñåûø ðï÷ùûåîîùê éîôåòåó ë óõäøâå åýå îå ëõðìåîîïçï ðé÷á é ïþåîø ïðáóáåûøóñ ôïçï, þôï åçï ðòïîåóõô íéíï ô÷ïåçï òôá - îå éîáþå ìåþéôø îáäï. Ðï üôïíõ ðï÷ïäõ ÷óðïíîéìáóø íîå ïäîá óôáòáñ éóôïòéñ, çïäá ôáë 1992-çï. Åóôø, ëáë éú÷åóôîï, íåôïä íîéíïçï ëïòíìåîéñ óïâáë íñóïí ðï ðòïæåóóïòõ Ðá÷ìï÷õ (éóðïìøúõåôóñ äìñ ðïìõþåîéñ öåìõäïþîïçï óïëá). Ôáë ÷ïô, ÷ õðïíñîõôïí ÷ùûå 1992 çïäõ âùì éúïâòåôåî íåôïä íîéíïçï ðïåîéñ ðé÷ïí ðï ðòïæåóóïòõ Ðáìåå÷õ (ëôï îå úîáåô, üôï /113). Üôïô íåôïä éóðïìøúõåôóñ äìñ ìåþåîéñ ïô ðé÷îïçï áìëïçïìéúíá. Óõôø åçï ÷ óìåäõàýåí: âåòåôóñ âïìøûáñ ãéóôåòîá ðé÷á (ïäîïê ôïîîù è÷áôéô) é íïýîùê îáóïó. Úáôåí âåòåôóñ ðé÷îïê áìëïçïìéë, ðïäìåöáýéê éúìåþåîéà, ëìáäåôóñ îá ëõûåôëõ, é ðòéçìáûáàôóñ Çïûá Úáæéå÷óëéê é Áìåëó Ñîç (éìé åýå ëôï-îéâõäø òáúíåòïí óï óòåäîåê ÷åìéþéîù ûëáæ), ó ôåí þôïâù ïäéî óåì îá ðáãéåîôá ïëïìï çïìï÷ù, ÷ôïòïê ïëïìï îïç, ôáëéí ïâòáúïí ðáãéåîô îéëõäá õöå îå äåîåôóñ. Úáôåí ûìáîç ïô ãéóôåòîù ðïäóïåäéñåôóñ ë îáóïóõ, ûìáîç ïô îáóïóá úá÷ïäéôóñ ðáãéåîôõ ÷ òïô, é åýå ïäéî ûìáîç ÷÷ïäéôóñ ðáãéåîôõ ÷ áîáìøîïå ïô÷åòóôéå é ïðõóëáåôóñ ïâòáôîï ÷ ãéóôåòîõ. Úáôåí îáóïó ÷ëìàþáåôóñ, é ÷ùëìàþáåôóñ ðïóìå ôïçï, ëáë ëïîãåîôòáãéñ áìëïçïìñ ÷ ãéóôåòîå õíåîøûéôóñ ðòéíåòîï îá ðïòñäïë. × òåúõìøôáôå ôåïòåôéþåóëéè éúùóëáîéê âùì óäåìáî ÷ù÷ïä, þôï ðïóìå ôáëïçï ìåþåîéñ ðáãéåîô äï ëïîãá öéúîé îå óíïöäåô äáöå óíïôòåôø îá ðé÷ï. Ðï óòá÷îåîéà ó íåôïäïí ìåþåîéñ ðï Ðáìåå÷õ îáû ó Ãáòå÷óëéí íåôïä ïôìéþáåôóñ çõíáîîïóôøà, é çïòáúäï íåîøûåê üææåëôé÷îïóôøà, ëòïíå ôïçï, ïî ïóôá÷ìñåô úá ðáãéåîôïí ó÷ïâïäõ ÷ùâïòá. Sincerely yours, Max -+- Edlin for Windows 2.42.G0614+ + Origin: Îáí îå óôòáûåî 37, 37, 37 (2:5020/99) ============================================================================= Hello Boris! Èí. Îå çï÷ïòñ õö ï óïäåòöéíïí, óáâäöéë-ôï ëáëï÷! ;-)))) Best regards, Vsevolod === (C) 1994 Vsevolod Shabad + Origin: Îéëôï, ëòïíå îáó! (c) ×Ä× (2:5020/202) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 82 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:12:36 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:46 Subj : .òé÷áôéúáãéñ FIDO ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ======================================================================== * Forwarded (from: R50.SYSOP) by Dmitry Penzin using timEd 1.01.g3+. * Originally from Konst Malanin (2:5020/60) to All. * Original dated: Nov 15 '94, 13:27 Ðïúäòá÷ìñà ó îáþáìïí ðòé÷áôéúáãéé ! Dmitry Valdov -> Igor Belyakov (ïô 12.11.94): IB> Ïðñôø óïçìáóåî. Ðïþåíõ-ôï üèá óþéôáåôóñ óïâóô÷åîîïóôøà íïäåòáôïòá. !> Á ðïôïíõ, þôï óïúäáôåìø ëïîæåòåîãéé - åå èïúñéî. Ôïþëá. Ïâïâýáñ ðòéîãéð, ÷ùä÷éîõôùê ç. ×áìøäï÷ùí (ëáë ñ ðïîñì - ðïóìå ðòïþôåîéñ üèïðïìá), äï "óïúäáôåìø = èïúñéî", ðòåäìáçáà : 1. Ïòçáîéúï÷áôø ÁÏÚÔ "FIDONet Russia". 2. Áëãéïîåòù - éú þéóìá ÆÉÄÏûîùè ÷åôåòáîï÷ é éî÷áìéäï÷ (÷ ëáþåóô÷å ëòéôåòéñ - úîáîéå ïôþåóô÷á é ðïäðéóé ×ìáäù Óôá÷óëé). 3. Õóôá÷îùê ëáðéôáì - ðï 3 ì ðé÷á ó áëãéïîåòá. 4. Ïâ®ñ÷éô® ÁÏÚÔ "FIDONet Russia" èïúñéîïí óåôé FIDONet ÷ Òïóóéé. 5. Ïóôá÷éôø ÷ îïäìéóôå ôïìøëï áëãéïîåòï÷, ïóôáìøîùè ðïóìáôø ðï íáôåòé - ðõýáê þéôáàô ðïþôõ ÷ ïî-ìáêîå éìé âìà-÷á÷ïê (úá ðòéíåòîïå ðï÷åäåîéå). Ðïêîôï÷ äá÷áôø ôïìøëï úá ÷ùäáàýéåóñ úáóìõçé. 6. Ðòéó÷ïéôø ×áìøäï÷õ ðïþåôîïå ú÷áîéå "ðåò÷ùê ðòé÷áôéúáôïò FIDO" é óïïòõäéôø ðáíñôîéë éú ôáòù, ïóôá÷ûåêóñ ðïóìå ïðòéèïäï÷áîéñ õóôá÷îïçï ëáðéôáìá (óí ð 3). / Konst Malanin. ___ ?PIP-W-Reboot ! - Origin: Doors_To_Montmartre (2:5020/60) (2:5020/60) -+- timEd 1.01.g3+ + Origin: Russia, Saint-Petersburg, dmitry@fish.spb.su (2:5030/167.6) ... Õ îåçï îå âùìï ÷ïìïó, ôáë þôï òùöéí åçï óþéôáìé õóìï÷îï -+- PPoint 1.86 + Origin: Ðïþåí? (2:5020/52.777) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 83 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 27 Nov 94 12:13:06 To : All 27 Nov 94 17:02:46 Subj : HF ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ * Forwarded by Grigoriy Shpakov (2:5020/54.35) * Area : RU.ANEKDOT (RU.ANEKDOT) * From : Eugene Leskovets, 2:450/17 (÷ óòåäõ, 23 îïñâòñ 1994 çïäá 13:24) * To : All * Subj : áîåëäïô ============================================================================= Hello All! Òáú ÷óôòåþáàôóñ íïäåòáôïòù RU.x é RU.y. MRU.x: Ôù óìùèáì, ÷ íáçáúéî ðìàóù úá÷åúìé? MRU.y: Îõ é þôï? MRU.x: Ëáë þôï? Îáäï ðïêôé, ïþåòåäø úáîñôø. MRU.y: Äá âåóðïìåúîï! Âïòéóï÷ éú RU.ANEKDOT ÷óå õöå äá÷îï éú-ðïä ðòéìá÷ëá óëõðéì. Ëáë-ôï òáú ðéûåô íïäåòáôïò RU.z Âïòéóï÷õ: "Ôõô ÷ íïåê üèå ïäéî úìïóôîùê îáòõûéôåìø ðïñ÷éìóñ, á õ íåîñ ðìàóù ëïîþéìéóø. Ôù îå ðòïäáûø ðáòïþëõ?" Â: "Äá ôù ëï íîå ÷ üèõ úáèïäé, ñ ôåâå äáöå âåóðìáôîï äáí" Bye! Eugene -+- timEd-g1+ + Origin: + Blues Orphan at work + (2:450/17) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 85 of 100 From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 28 Nov 94 01:27:30 To : All 28 Nov 94 04:04:40 Subj : (1) Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy :) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Ë óïöáìåîéà ïðéóáîîáñ úäåóø ôáëôéëá þáóôï éóðïìøúõåôóñ îå ôïìøëï ÷ óòá÷îåîéé òáúìéþîùè óéóôåí. :-( ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Lev Semenets (2:5060/88.3) * From : timbol@netcom.com, 2:50/128 (Sunday November 13 1994 10:11) * Subj : (1) Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy :) ============================================================================= X-RealName: Mike Timbol Beware. This is an example of what some people write when they have too much time on their hands. If you lack a sense of humor (you know who you are), you should probably skip this post. No offense intended to Mr. Hodges, who wrote the original (serious) version. In fact, I encourage people to read, since it brings up some good points, and also makes this post easier to understand. Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy ======================================== Over the past few years, long time OS/2ers have become aware that the computer trade press doesn't give us much attention. Letter writing campaigns to idiotic computer magazines have helped people get a sense of how many intelligent and well-spoken OS/2 users there are, but they still haven't turned the tide among the Micro$oft boot-licking press. Fortunately, the "Electronic Press" is one area where OS/2 has solid support. This is due to the fact that we, the actual customers, are able to voice our opinions directly to one another. Nobody is in direct control of the media and what is "printed". Nobody has to justify the claims we make. Say something enough, and people start to believe it. This is where the grass roots OS/2 effort began. This is where Team OS/2 was born. In following the discussions on usenet, I have noticed an important trend: "The MS advocates here have been quite wrong - and the OS/2 advocates have been pretty much vindicated." While we OS/2 users have a fine reputation for being right, even infallible in some cases, we can always do better. I frequently see Windoze advocates being drawn into arguments which go astray of the original point, or degenerate into extended and pointless debates. This is great! Here are some pointers on how to do it. SOME "DOs AND DON'Ts" OF OS/2 ADVOCACY -------------------------------------- 1. BE OBNOXIOUS AND INSULTING. There is nothing to be gained by taking a polite, courteous tone. Hey, you're in an argument, right? If you're losing, start calling the other people names. If you're winning, you can do the same thing. Hey, some bozo is insulting your operating system! Don't stand for it! Readers will see for themselves that you can't be pushed around. 2. EXPLAIN OS/2 ADVANTAGES -- USE SIMPLE EXAMPLES Try to state in plain english what you like about OS/2. Use relevant, real-world examples. For instance "I can download new WAD files for DOOM while playing System Shock and X-COM in windowed DOS sessions!" "I have 64 DOS boxes open! Do *THAT* in Windoze!" If you're running out of ideas, just go back to the tried-and-true "I can format a floppy disk in the background!" One gets the idea there is something good here. Let them know exactly what it is. 3. NEVER ADMIT OS/2 WEAKNESSES OS/2 is a great system and we love it. However, some people insist that OS/2 has weak points. The nerve! If people point out advantages in other systems that OS/2 doesn't have, quickly claim they aren't advantages after all. Phrases like "Who would ever want to do that?" and "What a useless feature!" address the issue nicely. If people post about problems they *claim* to be having with Warp, just include a simple followup that says "It works on my system. You must have shoddy hardware" or perhaps "I have a real problem with people that for some reason or another are unable to get OS/2 configured the way they want calling what is more times than not THEIR lack of knowledge and experience with the system a BUG in the software." Another tactic is to downplay the problem: "Besides you, how many people do you really think will encounter this bug?" 4. REGULARLY ARGUE WITH A "STRAWMAN" Example: "Anyone remember the talk about a 'human-centric interface'? If you can talk, you can use a computer........It's called 'vision'" Windoze fanatics will probably mention delays in IBM's grand vision, but these factors are irrelevant. This is the future of "portable" OS/2 we're talking about! Windoze NT doesn't matter anyway. 5. GO FOR THE KILL This is a standard tactic of negotiation. If you argue too vehemently, what happens is the "other guy" becomes entrenched. They can't change their mind on an issue without "losing face". So, when you've aptly demonstrated that you are in all ways superior to the "other guy", go for the kill. Insult his intelligence and upbringing. Question his logical ability. Suggest he learn how to read. Recommend a good psychiatrist. Ask if he understands english. Pick on his spelling. Tell him to learn how to use his editor. Talk about line length. For good measure, insult Bill Gates. 6. TRY TO KEEP SUBJECT TITLES POSITIVE Many people just browse subject titles. Make sure what they see looks interesting and inviting. "Winblows96 SUX ROX!" "OS/2 WARP THE GREATEST OS *EVER*!!!!!!!" Now don't those look interesting? Watch out for Windoze advocates introducing or changing subject title to anti-OS/2 themes. For example, someone may post a thread with the title "OS/2 performance disappointing?" I mean, really, questioning OS/2's performance!? Obviously, this person is out to get OS/2. Immediately change the subject to something like "OS/2 performance great!" If you have time, write a simple followup that says "It works great on my system. You must have shoddy hardware." (See point 3.) 7. RESPOND WITH OBVIOUS FLAME BAIT Recent examples from usenet: "You mean Windoze97?" "Meanwhile people who use MS products wait...and wait...and wait." These comments are worth their weight in gold. Note that the first one points out valid flaws in Microsoft's operating system strategy. What, they seriously think they can release Chia-pet OS 1.0 next year!? Who are they kidding!? The second simply points out valid problems with all Windoze users. They'll appreciate an objective viewpoint, and the smart ones (if there are any) will switch to OS/2. However, some of them may disagree with you and claim that they're doing real work with their computers right now -- after all, they are fanatics. Ignore these responses. Why bother? 8. CONTINUE THREADS INDEFINITELY It's easy to get bogged down in pointless debates that can't be proven one way or the other. Predictions about the future, guesses about installed base, sales of apps, etc. Hey, you can't be proven wrong, so what have you got to lose? Insist that your view is right. Insist that other people are wrong. They may try to politely disagree, but they won't get away that easily. Use phrases like "You disagree, but won't explain why." It doesn't matter if they've already explained at great length; just claim they haven't. Then make some remarks about their intelligence. (See point 1.) 9. SPREAD RUMORS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE Occasionally, you see an anti-Windoze rumor that apparently comes from nowhere and has no apparent basis in reality. For instance, there was a recent one titled "Windoze 95 can't run DOS apps!" Follow up on it. Assume it's true. "My God, Micro$haft must be a bunch of morons! They can't even get DOS apps to run! Ha ha ha!" If you don't do this, people might miss it. If someone posts an anti-OS/2 news article, just blow it off. After all, the press is just a bunch of Micro$oft boot-lickers. If they post a positive article, spread it far and wide. When you see one, a followup including the entire article and the phrase "I agree!" or "Well said!" might be appropriate. 10. SHOOT FROM THE HIP Why would you ever need to think about something a Windoze advocate says? They use Windoze, so they must be wrong. Disagree immediately, while it's still fresh in your mind. Do it publicly, so that they know they've been nailed. (See point 5.) OS/2 ADVOCATE TACTICS TO COPY ----------------------------- o MEANINGLESS POINTS AND STATEMENTS Try to use arguments that say nothing, but sound good. State them as if they were obviously true. Make them sound like as much like marketing hype as possible. It helps if you can get an account at IBM to do this. Examples: "The next release of OS/2 is more of the same if you say it builds on what has gone before and offers people the best platform for the future - today." "It won't be perfect in everyone's eyes - your included, likely - but it will be excellent in the eyes of a great number of people - and deservedly so." "IBM is deadly serious about OS/2 succeeding. When you see OS/2 Warp running smoothly, reliably, quickly (and cheaply!) on your system, you'll have some idea of what happens when IBM gets serious about something." "Watch this newsgroup for reports of positive experiences using Warp. The thing just works - and works well." "This one will sell better than ever. The momentum continues. Yeah." "IBM has got it pretty much right. Blow a fuse if you like. But that is it in a nutshell." "Finally, a version of OS/2 with NO rough edges!" "OS/2 Warp. The ONLY Operating System." o THE "WINDOZE FAMILY" MULTI-PRONGED ATTACK This is a great one! Micro$oft can't do anything worth a damn, so they have to come out with a whole slew of products just to compete with OS/2! Attacking this "Windoze Family" concept is easy. It works like this: Someone makes a "point" about a specific version of Windoze, for example "Windows NT is more stable than OS/2." The proper response is to switch the comparison to Windoze 3.1. "Oh yeah, well OS/2 is more stable than Windoze 3.1!" When people talk about the huge selection of Windoze apps, say "OS/2 has more than ten times as many apps as Windoze NT!" Here's a simple chart to help you out: Issue being compared System to compare to ----------------------------------------------------------------- Memory requirements Windoze NT Applications available Windoze NT User base Windoze NT Windoze compatibility Windoze NT Speed Windoze NT Stability Windoze 3.1 Bundled drivers Windoze 3.1 Resources available to Windoze apps Windoze 3.1 Multitasking Windoze 3.1 Networking "TCP/IP is available for OS/2" You get the idea. You can substitute Windoze 96 anywhere. It won't be out for several years, so claim anything you want about it. Nobody can disagree with you! o THE MARKET MOMENTUM ARGUMENT When Windoze advocates start talking about Windoze NT and the upcoming Windoze 96, start talking about "market momentum". Installed base, applications available, and developer support are the main issues. OS/2 has ten times the installed base of Windoze NT, and more applications and ISVs as well. The momentum is clearly with OS/2. Windoze 96 has ZERO installed base, ZERO applications available, and ZERO developer support. What chance does it have? o INCONSISTENCY Remember, the number of people who actually _contribute_ to advocacy groups in places like usenet, Fidonet, CompuServe, Prodigy, AOL, etc. is likely quite small compared to "lurkers" who may be interested in OS/2 and silently tune in to get an impression of what OS/2 is all about. These people probably will not spend a lot of time following the debates. OS/2ers need to be aware of this and try to take advantage of it as much as possible. Don't bother being consistent -- most people won't notice you contradict yourself anyway. Some examples: Windoze luzer: "Well-written Windows apps multitask just fine." OS/2 user: "The OS should handle this, not the app!" Windoze luzer: "OS/2 apps can hang the message queue." OS/2 user: "Not if they're written well!" Windoze luzer: "Windows NT 3.5 runs quite well on newer hardware" OS/2 user: "What about the millions of older machines?" Windoze luzer: "I run Warp on a 486SX and it's slow." OS/2 user: "God, what crappy hardware you've got!" o RATIONALIZATION AND DISTORTION A favorite tactic is to emphasize a minor point that might be otherwise overshadowed by some other issue. The most important subject in this class is word definitions. After all, it's vitally important that we all agree on terminology before going forward. Some examples: Windoze luzer: "OS/2 lacks apps in many mainstream categories." OS/2 user: "Define 'mainstream'!" Windoze luzer: "OS/2 has few native apps available" OS/2 user: "Define 'native'!" Windoze luzer: "Windows NT is the best selling workstation-level operating system." OS/2 user: "Define 'workstation'!" Windoze luzer: "Windows95 applications already exist" OS/2 user: "Define a 'Win95 app'!" o DIVERSIONARY TACTICS Some clever OS/2 advocates are masters of changing the subject. This even includes the subject title. Learn from them. Consider this recent example: Subject: FUD from MS advocates (was Re: IBM's lack of integration ...) Notice that the original discussion of OS/2 was replaced with a -+- + Origin: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261- (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Äìñ ÷áó, íáòçéîáìù ;-) Lev -+- + Origin: Point of confusion (2:5060/88.3) ============================================================================= Hello All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214 * Origin: Edifying Cat's Nest (2:5020/50.40) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 86 of 100 From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 28 Nov 94 01:27:12 To : All 28 Nov 94 04:04:42 Subj : (2) Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy :) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40) * Area : SU.OS2.MARGINAL (SU.OS2.MARGINAL) * From : Lev Semenets, 2:5060/88.3 (25 Nov 94 11:23) * To : All * Subj : (2) Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy :) ============================================================================= ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Lev Semenets (2:5060/88.3) * From : timbol@netcom.com, 2:50/128 (Sunday November 13 1994 10:11) * Subj : (2) Guidelines for Ineffective OS/2 Advocacy :) ============================================================================= X-RealName: Mike Timbol negative for MS fanatics. There are a number of more subtle tactics one needs to watch. Perhaps the most common one comes in discussions of capabilities "in the box." Windoze advocates might be pointing out that WFW has more device drivers than OS/2. Quickly point out that OS/2 has more device drivers "in the box." When a Windoze advocate replies that WFW has peer-to-peer networking in the box, subtly shift the focus. Mention that OS/2 TCP/IP is available, and blows away what WFW offers. When someone claims that OS/2 has poor ISV support, mention the bundled Bonus Pack as being "much better than the crap that comes bundled with Windows". If someone starts talking about Windoze NT features, turn the discussion to the NFS add-on for Warp. o ENDLESS FOLLOW UPS ON NEGATIVE SUBJECTS Some OS/2 advocates stay up until the wee hours of the morning writing about subjects negative to Windoze. This is incredible dedication! By following up, you help the thread continue indefinitely. Examples: "Microsoft Says it Will Shoot People!!!!!" "Microsoft has been thinking of selling NT for the last 6 months." Someone spent a long time writing articles on these points. Prolong them as much as possible. o RESPONDING TO THOSE WHO PAINT OS/2 USERS AT "NUTS" AND "FANATICS" We've been insulted! Nail the bastard! Inform his sysadmin! Mailbomb him! Shut down his account! We can't let him get away with this! o GLOOM AND DOOM PREDICTIONS FOR WINDOZE OS/2 Warp is here. Obviously, Windoze has no future. Inform Windoze users that their OS is doomed. If they disagree, just tell them they're ignorant. Eventually, they'll see the light, and thank you for it. __________________________________________________________________________ ************************ * PAY FOR THIS ARTICLE * ************************ PLEASE DO NOT SEND THIS ARTICLE TO ANY ELECTRONIC MEDIA WHERE OS/2 SUPPORTERS AND ADVOCATES ARE FOUND! Note for the humor-impaired: This article is a joke. Do not take it seriously. You can post a serious reply to this article, but then I'd have to shoot you. Wait! That, too, was a joke! Look, a smilie -> :) (Sadly, some people *still* won't get it...) - Mike -+- + Origin: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261- (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Lev -+- + Origin: Point of confusion (2:5060/88.3) ============================================================================= Hello All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214 * Origin: Edifying Cat's Nest (2:5020/50.40) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 87 of 100 From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 28 Nov 94 00:33:48 To : All 28 Nov 94 14:00:44 Subj : .åòíéîù Windows ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : RU.ENGLISH (RU.ENGLISH) From : Serge Miroshnichenko (2:5026/3.33), Sunday November 27 1994 17:44 Subj : Ôåòíéîù Windows ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ TL> ps Îï óáíùê õöáó - üôï ðåòå÷ïä óìï÷á icon ÷ òõóóëéè ÷éîäáè. Úîáåôå ëáë? TL> "ÚÎÁÞÏË" 8-() ;-) Üôï åýå îéþåçï. ×ïô õ îáûéè àúåòï÷ ÷ íïäå ëîéöëá Å÷çåîéñ Ëïúìï÷óëïçï "Norton Commander 4.0" éúä-÷á ABF, Íïóë÷á 1993. Ëîéöëá ëóôáôé îåðìïèáñ, îï îáðéóáîá æéäïûîéëïí, þôï ìé? :) Öõôëéê æéäï-èáëåòîùê öáòçïîéýå, óï÷åòûåîîï îåìéôåòáôõòîùê ñúùë, é ðòåäîáúîáþåîá óëïòåå ëáë ðéûåô á÷ôïò ÷ ðòåäéóìï÷éé: "ôïìøëï äìñ ëòõôùè àúåòï÷", äåìáñ ÷ ðïóìåóìï÷éå ïçï÷ïòëõ: "Éóðïìøúõñ ëïíðøàôåòîùê öáòçïî, á÷ôïò îáú÷áì âù üôïô ó÷ïê ïðõó Quick-ëîéçïê". Windows ôáí ôáë é îáúù÷áåôóñ - Æïòôïþëé. Keybar - õçáäáêôå ëáë? Ðòá÷éìøîï -- Äïóëá Ëìàþåê. Viewer - ÷øàåò. Üôï åýå óìá÷á âïçõ... Á ÷ïô úáðòïó NC4.0 ï áòèé÷áãéé æáêìï÷ îáúù÷áåôóñ ÷ïïâýå úáíåþáôåìøîï - Ðòïóéìøîùê Ìéóô. Æõîëãéñ Make Directory îéþôïöå óõíîñýåóñ îáú÷áîá Ô÷ïòéìëïê! Ëóôáôé, ÷ù íïöåô îå ðïäïúòå÷áåôå, îï ó ëìá÷éûåê Alt Ô÷ïòéìëá ðòå÷òáýáåôóñ ÷ ðòå÷ïóèïäîõà Éóëáìëõ! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ --- copy con com3 * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 88 of 100 From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 28 Nov 94 03:05:54 To : All 28 Nov 94 14:00:48 Subj : well, that's one way to come out... ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : .LVM.NETMAIL (Personal netmail) From : Pavel Grodek (2:5020/214.4), Monday November 28 1994 01:31 Subj : well, that's one way to come out... ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Pavel Grodek (2:5020/214.4) * Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY (REC.HUMOR.FUNNY) * From : caius@titan.ucs.umass.edu, 2:50/128 (Friday November 25 1994 00:30) * To : All * Subj : well, that's one way to come out... ============================================================================= @kiae @phantom @gate.phantom.ru 2:50/128.0@fidonet @REPLYADDR caius@titan.ucs.umass.edu @REPLYTO 2:50/128.0@fidonet X-RealName: MICHAEL A PHIPPS Keywords: funny, parents, sexual Approved: funny@clarinet.com I heard this story from a Unitarian minister, who swore up and down that it was true. The young man in question is one of his parishoners. A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet". His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had realized he was gay. Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, homosexual?" "Well...yes." Still without looking up: "Does that mean you suck men's penises?" Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under his nose, snapped: "Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!" -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann Sojourner with Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. If you see a problem with an RHF posting, reply to the poster please, not to us. Ask the poster to forward comments back to us if this is necessary. -+- + Origin: (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello Leo! 4hf Sincerely Yours, Pavel ÄÄÄ GoldED 2.42.G0614+ . Origin: With best wishes/regards/anything you wish (2:5020/214.4) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ --- copy con com3 * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 95 of 100 From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 29 Nov 94 10:04:34 To : All 30 Nov 94 14:45:34 Subj : .åîø âìáçïäáòåîéñ ÷ .ðïîéé :) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : .LVM.NETMAIL (Personal netmail) From : Max Smolev (2:5020/141.45), Sunday November 27 1994 14:31 Subj : Äåîø âìáçïäáòåîéñ ÷ Ñðïîéé :) ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Hello Leo! Ôõôá ÷ïô ÷ùþéôáì - äï÷ïìøîï íéìåîøëéå ðéóøíá ÷óôòåþáàôóñ ÷ éíðïòôîùè üèáè --------------- Ä Áúéñ (÷óåíéòîáñ, áîçìïñúùþîáñ) (2:5054/3) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ASIAN_LINK Msg : 48 of 112 From : Lois Culver 1:349/19 Tue 22 Nov 94 12:48 To : Bernie Burawski Sun 27 Nov 94 14:15 Subj : Tnksgiving in Japan ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ BB>Hello again everyone! I'm an American living in Japan and working BB>with the United States Navy. It gets lonely around Thanksgiving and BB>Christmas and was wondering if anyone in Cyber-land with be BB>interested in exchanging Christmas Cards & letters. It would really Hi, Bernie! Since this should get to you about Thanksgiving, I'll send it along now to say I hope you have a good one! Believe it or not - I spent a Thanksgiving in Japan (Yokota Air Base) in 1948! You'll have to admit that was a LONG time ago, and I really dont remember very much about it except that I am sure we must have eaten at the Officers' Club, because in those days not much was available which looked like Thanksgiving dinner! Our "salads" were always cabbage (cole slaw), as the lettuce and other vegetables were not grown to US Standards until much later, since everything grown there used human waste from the Japanese "honey buckets" for fertilizer. We even got used to cabbage on our hamburgers, instead of lettuce! The turkeys were probably frozen and came in from the US. I remember the first chicken I got at the commissary. They advertised, as we came in the door, "fresh chickens". I paid for one, and when I gave them my slip as I left, they handed me a live chicken, tied by the feet, which had been grown on the base. Yikes! I had NO idea what to do with a LIVE chicken! I let it live in the back yard for months, rather than face it. By that time, it had become a pet! So, Bernie, I wish you a good Thanksgiving, and hope you will find happiness that by NEXT year you'll be back in the US! Hugs Lois in Oregon * OLX 2.2 * Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. -+- Renegade v10-05 Exp . Origin: Greetings from Magnetic Inx THE MACHINE (1:349/19) -------------------------------------------------------------------- ×ïô ôáë-ôï. Ëïçäá âõäåûø úáëáúù÷áôø ãùðïþëõ õôïþîñê, þôï èïþåûø åå öáòåîõà :) Best wishes, Do you know who've killed Laura? Max A man from Twin Peaks... ÄÄÄ GoldED 2.42.G0214+ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ --- copy con com3 * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 96 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 30 Nov 94 00:50:16 To : All 30 Nov 94 14:45:48 Subj : _-^-_ .ïüíá ".íåòôø íïäåíá" ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º Forwarded by Dimitri Martemianov (2:5020/306.1) º Area : REL.ARTS.QWERTY º From : dime@kim.belpak.mogilev.by, 2:50/128 (Óòåäá Îïñâòñ 23 1994 06:42) º To : All º Subj : _-^-_ Ðïüíá "Óíåòôø íïäåíá" ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; X-RealName: Dmitri Puchko Bonjour! Ðïçéâ íïäåí... Úáíïìë îá íåóôå, Ýåìþïë òåìå - é ÷óå, çïôï÷... Îå ðïìõþáà ñ éú÷åóôéê, Îå óìùûõ "úáîñôï" çõäëï÷, Îå ïóôáàóø ñ ÷åþåòáíé, Þôïâ ðïú÷ïîéôø îá BBS, É ôåòíéîáìøîùå ðòïçòáííù Îå ðòïâõöäáàô éîôåòåó... Ôù âùì íîå âïìøûå, þåí õóôòïêóô÷ï. Èïôø ÷òåíåîáíé é þõäéì, É äïóôá÷ìñì íîå âåóðïëïêóô÷ï, Îï ÷óå öå ñ ôåâñ ìàâéì. Îá ðáíñôø ïô ôåâñ ïóôáìóñ Ìéûø ôïìøëï óôáòùê manual. Ñ ôòéöäù, ðïíîéôøóñ, ðùôáìóñ, Îï äï ëïîãá îå äïþéôáì. Õö íîå ô÷ïåê îå÷éîîïê ûõôëé "Connection lost" îå éóðùôáôø, É ÷ ðïíõôé÷ûåíóñ òáóóõäëå Ôåâñ ïâ óôåîõ îå û÷ùòñôø. Îå ðïäíéçîåûø ëïûáþøéí çìáúïí Úåìåîùè ìáíðïþåë ó÷ïéè, Îå ïâúï÷õ ôåâñ "úáòáúïê" - Îá÷åë äéîáíéë ô÷ïê úáôéè... Ðïêäõ ë îáþáìøóô÷õ ñ, é óôòáóôîï Îá ZyXEL äåîåç ðïðòïûõ, É, ïçïòþåîîùê é îåóþáóôîùê, Ðòï óíåòôø íïäåíá îáðéûõ. Au revoir! dime@kim.belpak.mogilev.by -+- + Origin: KIM (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 98 of 100 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 30 Nov 94 00:52:32 To : All 30 Nov 94 14:45:50 Subj : 4 humor.filtered? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ * Forwarded by Dmitry Valdov (2:5015/2) * Area : RU.SEX (RU.SEX) * From : Oleg King, 2:5023/1.1 (Saturday November 19 1994 19:36) * To : Sergey Dubrov * Subj : íåîñ èïôñô ðïúîáëïíéôø ó äå÷õûëïê ;-/ (hm-m-m...) ============================================================================= Ðòé÷åô, Sergey! Friday November 25 1994 16:40, Sergey Dubrov wrote to All: SD> Äòõç îáðáòõ óï ó÷ïåê öåîïê õçòïöáåô subj'åí ;) Á ñ äáöå îå úîáà ëáë ë SD> üôïíõ ïôîåóôéóø - ÷ôïòïê òáú îá çòáâìé îåïèïôá îáóôõðáôø.... Äá é îå âùì ñ SD> îé òáúõ ÷ ôáëéè óéôõáãéé. Ëôï ãåçï óëáöåô ðï üôïíõ ðï÷ïäõ? Äå÷õûëé óáíïê ñ SD> îå ÷éäåì, îï åê þåçï-ôï ôáí îáçï÷ïòéìé ðòï íåîñ ;) Ôù çìá÷îïå îå âïêóñ. Íîå ôõô ÷ ìïëáìëå îáûåê ëáìõöóëïê òåçõìñòîï (çäå-ôï òáú ÷ íåóñã) ðùôáàôóñ äå÷õûëõ îáêôé. Äï óéè ðïò ôáë é îå ðïúîáëïíéìé. Ôù öé÷é ëáë é öéì, óï÷óåí îå æáëô, þôï äå÷õûëå ôù ðïîòá÷éûøóñ é ïîá úáèïþåô ôåâñ ïèïíõôáôø. Ñ ôïöå óîáþáìá âïñìóñ, á ðïôïí ðòé÷ùë. Õ îáó ôáí ôáëéå âáúáòù éäõô - óîáþáìá ðòï windows, ðïôïí ðòï ðïìõïóø, ðïôïí ðòï Äéáîåôéëõ, ðïôïí ëôï-îéâõäø ïâòáýáåô ÷îéíáîéå îá íïê ïòéäöéî, é ôõô ÷ùìåúáåô îáû /2 é ÷ïðéô: "ÖÅÎÝÉÎÕ!! Öåîýéîõ Ëéîçõ îáäááá!!!" é ïîé îáþéîáàô éóëáôø íîå äå÷õûëõ. Äá, á åóìé ïîé ÷óå-ôáëé ôåâñ ó îåê ðïúîáëïíñô - ôù, çìá÷îïå, îå ðïëáúù÷áê, þôï ïþåîø éóðõçáî - äå÷õûëé üôï ôïìëõàô ðï ó÷ïåíõ. Åóìé ïîá âõäåô ôåâñ ôáýéôø ÷ ðïóôåìø - ïâñúáôåìøîï úáíåôø îåîáòïëïí: "Äá, äá, ñ ôïöå ïþåîø èïþõ óðáôø." Îé ÷ ëïåí óìõþáå îå ðåê ûáíðáîóëïçï - ìõþûå óðïé åçï äå÷õûëå. Ïîé ïô îåçï ïâùþîï ûéúåàô é îáþéîáàô ìï÷éôø ëáêæ. ×ïô. Á ôõô çìá÷îïå ðïäóõîõôø éí îå ó÷ïê ëáêæ (ó÷ïê ëáêæ öáìëï - åóìé ïî åýå îå ÷óôáì), á þôï-îéâõäø äòõçïå, îáðòéíåò ôïíéë óïþéîåîéê Çåôå, éìé ðïþéôáôø Òõóóëéå Îáòïäîùå Óëáúëé (ïóïâåîîï îá âéó éäåô óëáúëá ðòï óåëóõáìøîùå ðïèïöäåîéå ëõòïþëé Òñâù. Îõ, ïîá ôáí åýå ðïôïí ñêãá úïìïôùå îåóôé îáþáìá). × ïâýåí, íîïçï ðòéäõíáôø þåçï íïöîï. Åóìé âõäõô ôòõäîïóôé - ðéûé, ðïíïçõ. SD> ÒÒ·Ò·Ò Sincerely, Sergey Oleg King :) -+- GoldED 2.42.G0214+ + Origin: Èïòïûï âùôø ó÷ïâïäîùí.. îï ìõþûå âùôø îõöîùí. (2:5023/1.1) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Òõþëá ûáòéëï÷áñ, ãåîá 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113) Ä HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ HUMOR.FILTERED Ä Msg : 100 of 100 - 93 From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 30 Nov 94 02:01:30 To : All 30 Nov 94 14:45:50 Subj : 4hf ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : BORIS_IN (Incoming mail) * From : Rihards Ziedins, 2:5100/12.21 (Monday November 28 1994 14:02) * To : Boris Paleev * Subj : 4hf ============================================================================= * Forwarded from area : SBC.JOKES (SBC.JOKES) * From Jeff Hancock, 13:205/1 to *.* Hi, Boris! =) Digital Richie > --- --- --- I went out for a bit of a stroll a little while ago, and as I was wandering by Doctor Debug's Laboratory, I heard some melodious tones coming out the open window, so I had to stop it for a few minutes. Here's the song they were singing: Sung to the tune of the Flinstones theme: Windows, MS-Windows, Its the Stone Age look-and-feel GUI. That's why Bill of Redmond, Didn't win the desktop with NT. Four-oh barely kept interest alive, Now they call it Windows 95. Do we wait for Windows, Or have a yabba-dabba-do time, An OS/2 time, They'll never ship in tiiime.