r butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.
Press <CTRL-<ALT-<DEL to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Real programmers don't document.  If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.